dyslexic dog 272 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 10 hours ago, hobot said: What is this? An Orgasmatron from a Woodie Allen film? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,139 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, dyslexic dog said: 10 hours ago, hobot said: What is this? An Orgasmatron from a Woodie Allen film? Cante be, that wase a 'walkle in' settup in moovie..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, dyslexic dog said: What is this? An Orgasmatron from a Woodie Allen film? It's a Sanyo human washing machine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,002 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 10 hours ago, hobot said: fill sandbags, peel potatoes, or clean the latrines... thats a lot of sand bags 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Go Left 203 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 On 12/7/2021 at 9:22 PM, hobot said: A Bob Seger tune comes to mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rasputin22 3,483 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 40 minutes ago, Go Left said: A Bob Seger tune comes to mind. I was a little too tall Could've used a few pounds Tight pants points hardly reknown She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes And points all her own sitting way up high Way up firm and high 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,366 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 This morning......just got the workout in before the rain arrived..........not that we could get any wetter................ It was nice that all the fair weather swimmers stayed home though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 4,379 Posted December 10, 2021 Author Share Posted December 10, 2021 Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 4,379 Posted December 10, 2021 Author Share Posted December 10, 2021 Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length Dilaudid is now my best friend. 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dialm 2 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 5 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: I was a little too tall Could've used a few pounds Tight pants points hardly reknown She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes And points all her own sitting way up high Way up firm and high Best euphemism for teenage sex ever: "Working on mysteries without any clues." Apologies for the digression. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,366 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 41 minutes ago, hobot said: Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length Dilaudid is now my best friend. Good job! Get off that dilaudid quickly though. Take that for a few days and you won’t shit for a week! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,533 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 2 hours ago, hobot said: Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length 1 hour ago, hobot said: Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length Dilaudid is now my best friend. Apparently. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foreverslow 495 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 14 hours ago, dyslexic dog said: Typical Japanese of the 80s First figure it out, then miniaturize it.. https://www.homedepot.com/b/Bath-Bidets/Warm-Water-Wash/N-5yc1vZceq2Z1z0rxyp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightning2 626 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Point Break said: Good job! Get off that dilaudid quickly though. Take that for a few days and you won’t shit for a week! Yeah, second that. I had both knees replaced. Narcotics for 36-48 hours post op and then Ibuprofen/tylenol for pain. The quicker you can kick the pain meds, the faster you heal. IMHO WL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitchen Remodel 34 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 21 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: I was a little too tall Could've used a few pounds Tight pants points hardly reknown She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes And points all her own sitting way up high Way up firm and high It's "Tight pants and points, hollerin' out" The reference is to a teenage boy's occasionally inadvertent, inappropriate, and embarrassing boner, which Bob then contrasts with the way up firm and high points all her own of the black haired beauty with big dark eyes. That part needs no explanation at all. Brilliant lyrics in one of the greatest coming of age songs ever written. I used her, she used me, but neither one cared. We were gettin' our share. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaggy 1,095 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 17 hours ago, hobot said: Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length Dilaudid is now my best friend. Been there, done that... Good on you. The doc talking about lifetime shoe lifts and a permanent limp got me in there asap as soon as I healed up after the fall. 3rd surgery got things straight and I am basically 100% (Was 80-90) now. Hang in there and enjoy the meds... LOL. It gets better... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester 1,243 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 17 hours ago, hobot said: Yay, successful left hip replacement today. I'm nice and gumbo right now waiting on some meds and dinner to land in front of me, haven't eaten since yesterday. I'm hoping they were able to get both legs to be the same length Dilaudid is now my best friend. Hope revovery goes well and fast. There is a scene in Drugstore Cowboy (one of my favourite movies of all time AND set in your neighbourhood!) when Bobby goes straight and offers up the remenants of his stash to his old, priest, junkie friend (william s burroughs). The burroughs character sifts through vails of prescription dope on the bed, picks one up and says something like "mmm, dilaudid...this is the good stuff". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,139 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 greate flick!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ventucky Red 1,100 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 18 hours ago, hobot said: Dilaudid is now my best friend. Be careful with that shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
valis 638 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ventucky Red said: Be careful with that shit. Be careful that you shit with that. (A friend of mine who was taking that stuff had to go to the hospital, because he couldn't "go".) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester 1,243 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 4 hours ago, valis said: Be careful that you shit with that. (A friend of mine who was taking that stuff had to go to the hospital, because he couldn't "go".) up yer fibre and water in take. someone told me once that crushing a tab of diluadid in a reefer will "blow your mind, man", not that i would know from personal experience or anything.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Go Left 203 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, chester said: up yer fibre and water in take. someone told me once that crushing a tab of diluadid in a reefer will "blow your mind, man", not that i would know from personal experience or anything.... Under what exact circumstance would you want your mind blown? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,533 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 51 minutes ago, chester said: up yer fibre and water in take. Peach juice. Trust me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snore 340 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 8 hours ago, SloopJonB said: Peach juice. Trust me. Tidbits like this make SA/GA special Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steam Flyer 8,366 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 13 hours ago, Go Left said: Under what exact circumstance would you want your mind blown? When your mind wasn't good for much to start with? - DSK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Recidivist 948 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/7/2021 at 9:09 AM, Point Break said: The history of slavery goes back to the earliest civilizations and was global in nature. Fir instance, this picture is Australian around 1900 and those in chains are native Aboriginal people. Many tribal cultures around the world, Native American included, had a practice of enslaving defeated tribes - mostly the woman and children because the men and boys were killed in battle or executed. Thanks to Grizz for pointing out above the actual subject matter of the photo. In no way does the photo depict slavery - chaining captured alleged criminals was pretty common as they would have to be transported (probably on foot) long distances to the nearest police station or courthouse. Rounding up all the men of a tribe might have happened if the tribe was suspected of killing a white person - probably in retaliation for the white person poisoning waterholes, in retaliation for the aborigines killing the white person's stock - you get the idea. PB's point about one tribe enslaving defeated tribes did - sort of - occur among Australian Aborigines. Neighbouring tribes were often considered "Myalls" (bad buggers) and one tribe would raid the Myall tribe, usually stealing some of their women and forcing them to become part of the raiding tribe. However, this AFAIK never reached the situation of one tribe conquering and enslaving another tribe entirely. It was a useful way of preventing inbreeding though, and was regularly practised. The captured females became part of the capturing tribe through "marriage" rather than force - although sometimes the Myalls would mount a raid and steal them back! None of the tribes possessed the ability to conquer their neighbours. Stewardship of land would migrate from one tribe to another through sickness wiping out one tribe, or gradually through intermarriage relationships, not through conquest. This is a very simplified version, others are free to expand or correct. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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SloopJonB 12,533 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 An optical delusion. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,139 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 3:32 PM, Ruminator said: What ist thisse? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clyde 12 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 I'll guess a Sazerac. Drink Quote Link to post Share on other sites
footlong 78 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Analog ice cube melter? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Go Left 203 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 12:32 PM, Ruminator said: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dakotasailor 12 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said: What ist thisse? https://www.liquor.com/recipes/absinthe-drip/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woudaboy 49 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 7:57 PM, SloopJonB said: Peach juice. Trust me. Or the "sugar free" (sorbitol) Life Savers candy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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SloopJonB 12,533 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 hours ago, hobot said: Sometimes the G.O.D.'s really were better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 4,379 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 BITD "Run what you brung" event out at Riverside raceway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Snaggletooth 5,139 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 6 hours ago, hobot said: HST & Dr Gonzo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ventucky Red 1,100 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 8 hours ago, hobot said: Today is Wednesday - tonight is Prim Rib... South Pas institution. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ventucky Red said: tonight is Prim Rib... Stuck-up meat. Thinks it's better than regular 'ol beef. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ventucky Red 1,100 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 8 hours ago, hobot said: Jane Birkin???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ventucky Red 1,100 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said: Stuck-up meat. Thinks it's better than regular 'ol beef. Let me guess, you go to a wedding and complain the bride is too pretty.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 49 minutes ago, Ventucky Red said: Let me guess, you go to a wedding and complain the bride is too pretty.. Nah. I start the groom on a early regimen of commiseration. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 262 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 9:43 AM, Kitchen Remodel said: It's "Tight pants and points, hollerin' out" The reference is to a teenage boy's occasionally inadvertent, inappropriate, and embarrassing boner, which Bob then contrasts with the way up firm and high points all her own of the black haired beauty with big dark eyes. That part needs no explanation at all. Brilliant lyrics in one of the greatest coming of age songs ever written. I used her, she used me, but neither one cared. We were gettin' our share. Googles says you got the lyric wrong. https://www.google.com/search?q=night+moves+lyrics+bob+seger&oq=night+moves+l&aqs=chrome.2.0i433i512j69i57j0i512l8.5844j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,533 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 As if Google search wasn't marginal enough, WTF is this Google Lens shit? Won't it even fucking TRY to tell us what the pic is? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 38 minutes ago, SloopJonB said: WTF is this Google Lens shit? Chrome's image search. I know, I know, Chrome is a Google product. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MauiPunter 1,357 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 hour ago, SloopJonB said: As if Google search wasn't marginal enough, WTF is this Google Lens shit? Won't it even fucking TRY to tell us what the pic is? You're not going to like this, but. open a new browser window on Google.com. Then goto Image page. Then come back here, and put your mouse over the image, and press your right mouse button. DRAG and DROP the image onto the new browser window on the image search bar. Fucking blows..... If there is a better way, someone please enlighten me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MauiPunter 1,357 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 OOoooooo... I found a solution: To go back to the "Search Google for this image" function: In chrome browser, go to chrome://flags Search for 'lens' Change drop-down to 'Disabled' Restart browser 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
See Level 1,168 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Scroll to the bottom of the Google lens page, it will give you the option to search by image. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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