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On 10/19/2021 at 2:42 PM, RedTuna said:

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I dunno man, given the traffic situation in some parts of the world ....

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On 10/16/2021 at 7:17 PM, SloopJonB said:

Not true.

Just last night my wife was watching one of those ER reality shows.

The patient had been on the roof with a shovel (don't know why). He dropped the shovel then fell off, landing butt first on the handle which pegged him all the way to his armpit.

He lived and was actually not badly damaged.

I suppose you could say he was lucky but...

I'll bet he uses a D handle shovel next time.

"He got a shovel handle up his ass!"

"Don't say Ass,  son,  say 'Rectum'. "

"Wrecked 'em Hell - it damn-near killed him!"

 

 

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Let's Hear It For Cris Shapan – Jim Berkin

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May be an image of text that says 'I regretted buying the Escher GPS.'

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May be an image of 3 people and text that says 'THAT'S GOTTA BE THE BEST PUMPKIN I'VE EVER SEEN'

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10 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

she wase coolle foire siurre..........                    :)

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Short skirts…long legs. Still a winner!

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2 hours ago, hobot said:

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Sad but true.  When I was busy bitching about gas prices, I went out to see why the price was what it was and I was stunned at all the taxes and fees assessed to each gallon of gas compared to what the actual price of gas was.

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9 minutes ago, MauiPunter said:

Sad but true.  When I was busy bitching about gas prices, I went out to see why the price was what it was and I was stunned at all the taxes and fees assessed to each gallon of gas compared to what the actual price of gas was.

But you complain if there are potholes or the signage is illegible, or the traffic lights don't work or the roads are congested or the bridge is crumbling, right?

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2 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

But you complain if there are potholes or the signage is illegible, or the traffic lights don't work or the roads are congested or the bridge is crumbling, right?

Full Circle

like that filthy kid w the snotty nose 1 person could accomadate

the Money Never gets to the Fucking $hit that people bitch about needing to be fixed

that $hit is a marketing tool to get people like you to bitch

And Pay More

And More

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10 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

But you complain if there are potholes or the signage is illegible, or the traffic lights don't work or the roads are congested or the bridge is crumbling, right?

Of course.  I am the first to admit I want my cake and have it too.

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42 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

But you complain if there are potholes or the signage is illegible, or the traffic lights don't work or the roads are congested or the bridge is crumbling, right?

What if you drive electric and pay no extra for the above?

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39 minutes ago, DA-WOODY said:

Full Circle

like that filthy kid w the snotty nose 1 person could accomadate

the Money Never gets to the Fucking $hit that people bitch about needing to be fixed

that $hit is a marketing tool to get people like you to bitch

And Pay More

And More

Please get help.

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1 hour ago, DA-WOODY said:

Full Circle

like that filthy kid w the snotty nose 1 person could accomadate

the Money Never gets to the Fucking $hit that people bitch about needing to be fixed

that $hit is a marketing tool to get people like you to bitch

And Pay More

And More

I live in a tax happy state but the improvement in road quality when I cross back into Maryland from any adjoining state is some consolation.

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2 hours ago, MauiPunter said:

Sad but true.  When I was busy bitching about gas prices, I went out to see why the price was what it was and I was stunned at all the taxes and fees assessed to each gallon of gas compared to what the actual price of gas was.

'cept the price would be much lower if we weren't shipping it in. Just saying.

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5 hours ago, RedTuna said:

Don't be.  Not even a little.

Besides, those playing in this thread have no difficulty finding memes.

I'm not going to repost the pic of the insane person in the septic tank...

Instead, I'll give you a mental picture: Bail out now!

I heard a news report where a man was arrested at a national park. You know those side by side, no plumbing outhouses with a shared shit pit?

Dude lowered himself into the men's side of the pit to look at the ladies side.........???????????? Got busted because he never came out of the men's room!

 

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8 minutes ago, warbird said:

'cept the price would be much lower if we weren't shipping it in. Just saying.

That's called "National Security".  If we use up the worlds oil, we will be the only ones left with it.

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1 minute ago, MauiPunter said:

That's called "National Security".  If we use up the worlds oil, we will be the only ones left with it.

 

1 minute ago, MauiPunter said:

That's called "National Security".  If we use up the worlds oil, we will be the only ones left with it.

Take it to PA, it is called put the USA in the toilet.

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3 minutes ago, MauiPunter said:

That's called "National Security".  If we use up the worlds oil, we will be the only ones left with it.

It was the plan of the left. Joe is to demented to have a plan, The immediate and predictable plan was failure of the US economy, Discus this further in PA. I won't go there because there is no rational thought in that aisle.

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