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19 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

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Being rugged with masculine features with an insatiable fondness for women, I have been duct taped, lit on fire and speared several times.  But I never asked if the lady in question was ovulating, menstruating, or menopausal.  I had enough trouble to deal with already, I didn't want to really piss them off.

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May be an image of text that says 'FINALLY the Thor Vs Care Bears crossover has started shooting.'

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3 hours ago, D.M.D. said:

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Really! Doesn't even know the name of the catastrophic converter.

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10 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:
3 hours ago, D.M.D. said:

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Really! Doesn't even know the name of the catastrophic converter.

I thick thissis a greate steppe fowarde foire the DWA, the groupe behine the Darwin Awardes, to offere top paye foire vassectomies to dissearveng canidattes.  We our at the precipusse of worlde changeng thickeng, and hunanitey awaittes the benefittes.  Snagapprooved.        :)

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6 hours ago, Blue Crab said:

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Per one of the members that liked this post similar posts from a different perspective aren't welcome in this thread.

Hypocrisy and intolerance abound. 

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24 minutes ago, Autonomous said:

Per one of the members that liked this post similar posts from a different perspective aren't welcome in this thread.

Hypocrisy and intolerance abound. 

Humm. That was my first post so haven't been keeping up with thread. I took it off Twitter. 

That said tho, disregarding the hugely left group here, I can't see any serious adult supporting the other side. Ignoring TFG even,  some Rs have been traitorous. I'd line them up and shoot them in Lafayette Square. That would include McConnell.

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25 minutes ago, Blue Crab said:

Humm. That was my first post so haven't been keeping up with thread. I took it off Twitter. 

That said tho, disregarding the hugely left group here, I can't see any serious adult supporting the other side. Ignoring TFG even,  some Rs have been traitorous. I'd line them up and shoot them in Lafayette Square. That would include McConnell.

Just 'cause a fella posts a meme does not mean he worships it or it is believed by him-her. I was referring to a member that downvotes true memes that he does not like but upvotes untrue memes that reinforce his view.

Yes, I understand memes are basically cartoons.

Yesterday I went to a memorial service for a friend and I may have had a chip on my shoulder.

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44 minutes ago, Autonomous said:

Just 'cause a fella posts a meme does not mean he worships it or it is believed by him-her. I was referring to a member that downvotes true memes that he does not like but upvotes untrue memes that reinforce his view.

Yes, I understand memes are basically cartoons.

Yesterday I went to a memorial service for a friend and I may have had a chip on my shoulder.

Dear Snowflake, I undid the only dv that I could find, if you can direct me to any others I will undo them as well. I rarely dv (feel free to check that out) and never on anything that is true nor upvote anything not true - I can't help it that your view of reality is so skewed you don't see that.

Anyway, didn't mean to make you cry and whine, hope this helps. 

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I don't give a flying fuck if or which way you vote. Only wanted to point out that some people are so devoted to their opinion that they will downvote an inconvenient but true meme.

 

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2 minutes ago, Autonomous said:

I don't give a flying fuck if or which way you vote. Only wanted to point out that some people are so devoted to their opinion that they will downvote an inconvenient but true meme.

 

Bull. Shit. Gaytor....

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2 hours ago, Blue Crab said:

Humm. That was my first post so haven't been keeping up with thread. I took it off Twitter. 

That said tho, disregarding the hugely left group here, I can't see any serious adult supporting the other side. Ignoring TFG even,  some Rs have been traitorous. I'd line them up and shoot them in Lafayette Square. That would include McConnell.

You have a serious problem. Line up those you disagree with and shoot them?

That's Nazi shit. Seek help. Really. 

I mean it. Seek help, you have serious anger issues. Set up a GoFundMe and I'll contribute. Wishing ill on others crosses a line. 

You have to get past the hate. 

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5 hours ago, Cruisin Loser said:
8 hours ago, Blue Crab said:

 some Rs have been traitorous. I'd line them up and shoot them in Lafayette Square. That would include McConnell.

You have a serious problem. Line up those you disagree with and shoot them?

That's Nazi shit. Seek help. Really. 

I mean it. Seek help, you have serious anger issues. Set up a GoFundMe and I'll contribute. Wishing ill on others crosses a line. 

You have to get past the hate. 

Read it again.

If you still feel the same way then you have the problem.

He's not talking about political disagreement, he's talking about traitors and fascists and America has a scary number of both these days.

Would you not have wished ill on these people?

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Oh and take it to PA.

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8 hours ago, Cruisin Loser said:

You have a serious problem. Line up those you disagree with and shoot them?

That's Nazi shit. Seek help. Really. 

I mean it. Seek help, you have serious anger issues. Set up a GoFundMe and I'll contribute. Wishing ill on others crosses a line. 

You have to get past the hate. 

Oh my. Another koolaid drinker who says Jan 6 was a tourist visit. Sorry, CL, that big TX oil money can buy you a boat, but not love or reading comprehension or even the entry into heaven you're counting on.

Maybe have a friend explain the big C to you. Art 3*3*1 should help. Treason is narrowly defined but this was it writ large in human excrement on congressional walls. Some died, more were injured, some were saved by luck, not God. Indeed, God was on the other team that day. Jesus in jackboots. And all televised for all time. 

When the lion has lunch with the lamb, only the lion knows what's being served.

Apologies to all else. My intent was to just post a humorous meme in meme anarchy.

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On 7/16/2021 at 1:57 PM, billy backstay said:

 

SWMBO's BFF lived in Denmark for many years.

FREE cradle to grave healthcare.

FREE Pre-school to College Degree,  education.

If that's not Socialism, then please praytell, WTF is it??

Free?

LOL... You mean free like I take most of your income so I can tell you where to go if you are sick, where you have to study and where to die.

Look, we've had that in Spain since Franco's dictatorship (not exactly a socialist)

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On 7/1/2021 at 6:01 PM, Marcjsmith said:

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Or tell her you want to play "Rodeo" in the bedroom:  Take her from behind, then just as she starts to climax, tell her that by golly she DOES remind you of her sister.  Then, hang on.

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51 minutes ago, luminary said:

and you even got that wrong...

First, outside, inside, last. Can't believe I still remember that. (a+b)2 = a2+2ab+b2.  Ms. Parrot would be so proud. 

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59 minutes ago, luminary said:

and you even got that wrong...

 

3 minutes ago, MisterMoon said:

First, outside, inside, last. Can't believe I still remember that. (a+b)2 = a2+2ab+b2.  Ms. Parrot would be so proud. 

 

Thank whatever fucking gods may be that two people here got the joke.  04qyhyd2yfa31.jpg

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2 hours ago, RedTuna said:

Thank whatever fucking gods may be that two people here got the joke. 

Did it ever cross your mind that some people, such as me don't think there is anything at all funny about math.  Miss Kraus ruined me for math in the 3rd grade and I've been a mathophobe ever since.  

Fuck you Miss Kraus.

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27 minutes ago, NaptimeAgain said:

Looks like photoshop.  Shadows are incompatible, among other things.

Such as the lighthouse looks something you would buy in a souvenir shop in Maine.

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13 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:

Did it ever cross your mind that some people, such as me don't think there is anything at all funny about math.  Miss Kraus ruined me for math in the 3rd grade and I've been a mathophobe ever since.  

Fuck you Miss Kraus.

Fuck you, Miss Kraus.

Did she teach Engrish too?

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7 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:

Did it ever cross your mind that some people, such as me don't think there is anything at all funny about math.  Miss Kraus ruined me for math in the 3rd grade and I've been a mathophobe ever since.  

Fuck you Miss Kraus.

Innumeracy is a crying shame.  Multiplication and fractions aren't hard if one has a competent teacher. 

My fifth grade teacher, Mrs Dalrymple, had me doing probability problems at a worktable in the back of class to "help" her learn New Math.  As an adult I understood it was so that I would shut up and stop disrupting the normies' instruction.  I did not realize this until my junior or senior year of mechanical engineering at Uni when I took Probability & Statistics.

Another meme you won't find funny.

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On 7/10/2021 at 10:37 AM, Steam Flyer said:

Played over the same amp/speakers, a high bit-rate MP3 cannot be told from any other format by the most discerning ear available. It's all snobbery.

 

How many MP3 do you know recorded at high enough bit counts (24) and sample rates (48K) to avoid aliasing? 

Digital recording is fine, given the above as examples, and a good CODEC or DA to play it back... 

 

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