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3 hours ago, Point Break said:

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Airborne.

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27 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said:

And what calibre is preferred?

Dog balls.

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3 hours ago, Willin' said:

Paging Mr. Natural! Mr. Natural? Please answer the house phone!

Don't mean shit!

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2 hours ago, bmiller said:

Since there's a season for tourists why can't we hunt them?

reminded me of one of my favorite books of all time ...

Carl Hiaasen TOURIST SEASON book cover scans

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1 hour ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

Don't mean shit!

To be precise, it's..

"Don't mean sheeit!"  But you get a passing grade in Late 60s 101! :D

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BTW, Mr. Natural predated all those Sydney hipsters riding to work on Razors in their 3 piece suits by 30 years!

 

Weird night, none of my images are posting!

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12 minutes ago, P_Wop said:

"Darling, does this dress make me look fat?"

No, It's the fat that makes you look fat"

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1 hour ago, Willin' said:

To be precise, it's..

"Don't mean sheeit!"  But you get a passing grade in Late 60s 101! :D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WqfJJN2Wigw/TuJRsDd0xBI/AAAAAAAAAEU/pWWK0HLjF8Q/s1600/mr_natural+number+two.jpg

 

BTW, Mr. Natural predated all those Sydney hipsters riding to work on Razors in their 3 piece suits by 30 years!

 

Weird night, none of my images are posting!

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3 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

No, It's the fat that makes you look fat"

Wife asks husband for some money for a boob job.

Husband suggests wiping between her existing boobs with toilet paper.

Wife says don't be silly, that will never work.

 

Husband replies it worked on your arse!

 

 

 

And then the fight started....

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On 9/29/2021 at 4:46 PM, Point Break said:

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

my friend  is a retired ranger,  glacier national park ..   he goes hiking, camping , canoeing and fishing..  and doing things like this    he also likes the beach..

he also chops a lot of wood for the winter..   his wife, btw, is a fire manager?  anyway, she's been away from home a lot lately..   we say a lot of prayers for her..

 

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What happens when you get "scared to half to death" twice?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

If you are going to shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?

 

 

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Why do wise guy and wise man have entirely different meanings?

 

Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

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1 hour ago, RedTuna said:

When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?"

I get really annoyed when people make a statement in conversation and punctuate it with "Right?" as in, "People in New York are just so rude. Right?"

I usually stop them there ask something like, "I don't know, are you right? Can you prove that?"

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1 hour ago, Remodel said:

I get really annoyed when people make a statement in conversation and punctuate it with "Right?" as in, "People in New York are just so rude. Right?"

I usually stop them there ask something like, "I don't know, are you right? Can you prove that?"

 

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3 hours ago, RedTuna said:

When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?"

When asked if I have a reservation I say "A few actually but I'm still going to eat here" (or stay here if it's a hotel desk clerk)

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10 hours ago, El Mariachi said:

More importantly.....why is a Platypus?.....

To use up the leftover duck bills and beaver tails.

They were designed by the same team that did the Pontiac Aztek.

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On 9/29/2021 at 2:00 PM, Snore said:

Yesterday was “Ask a stupid question day”….
 

 

How did we miss that?

You mean there is actually a day for this?  Why didn't Hallmark didn't capitalize on this...  I know stupid question..

 

 

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5 hours ago, RedTuna said:

When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?"

Or, how is your food tasting...  trust me you man bun sporting idiot, you would be the first to know if it didn't taste good..

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7 hours ago, Ventucky Red said:

Or, how is your food tasting...  trust me you man bun sporting idiot, you would be the first to know if it didn't taste good..

Hell no, he's not going to taste it after he spit in it.

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