Snore 340 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Yesterday was “Ask a stupid question day”…. How did we miss that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightning2 628 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Snore said: Yesterday was “Ask a stupid question day”…. How did we miss that? You have to ask?? WL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
burndoc 315 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 get a stupid answer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 4,329 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 You forgot to visit the Corona Forum. Of course stupid question there is everyday thanks to you know who. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,404 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 1,715 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Paging Mr. Natural! Mr. Natural? Please answer the house phone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bmiller 1,147 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Since there's a season for tourists why can't we hunt them? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrleft8 3,550 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Point Break said: Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? Airborne. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ease the sheet. 2,285 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, bmiller said: Since there's a season for tourists why can't we hunt them? And what calibre is preferred? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrleft8 3,550 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 27 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said: And what calibre is preferred? Dog balls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 2,666 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Willin' said: Paging Mr. Natural! Mr. Natural? Please answer the house phone! Don't mean shit! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bmiller 1,147 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said: And what calibre is preferred? Lawn darts should do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 2,666 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, bmiller said: Since there's a season for tourists why can't we hunt them? reminded me of one of my favorite books of all time ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 1,715 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Bump-n-Grind said: Don't mean shit! To be precise, it's.. "Don't mean sheeit!" But you get a passing grade in Late 60s 101! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WqfJJN2Wigw/TuJRsDd0xBI/AAAAAAAAAEU/pWWK0HLjF8Q/s1600/mr_natural+number+two.jpg BTW, Mr. Natural predated all those Sydney hipsters riding to work on Razors in their 3 piece suits by 30 years! Weird night, none of my images are posting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P_Wop 3,436 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 "Darling, does this dress make me look fat?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrleft8 3,550 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, P_Wop said: "Darling, does this dress make me look fat?" No, It's the fat that makes you look fat" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
view at the front 211 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 6 hours ago, White Lightning2 said: You have to ask?? WL You had to ask what? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 2,666 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Willin' said: To be precise, it's.. "Don't mean sheeit!" But you get a passing grade in Late 60s 101! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WqfJJN2Wigw/TuJRsDd0xBI/AAAAAAAAAEU/pWWK0HLjF8Q/s1600/mr_natural+number+two.jpg BTW, Mr. Natural predated all those Sydney hipsters riding to work on Razors in their 3 piece suits by 30 years! Weird night, none of my images are posting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ease the sheet. 2,285 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Mrleft8 said: No, It's the fat that makes you look fat" Wife asks husband for some money for a boob job. Husband suggests wiping between her existing boobs with toilet paper. Wife says don't be silly, that will never work. Husband replies it worked on your arse! And then the fight started.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,155 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 On 9/29/2021 at 4:46 PM, Point Break said: Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? my friend is a retired ranger, glacier national park .. he goes hiking, camping , canoeing and fishing.. and doing things like this he also likes the beach.. he also chops a lot of wood for the winter.. his wife, btw, is a fire manager? anyway, she's been away from home a lot lately.. we say a lot of prayers for her.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Black Sox 1,127 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Where would we be without rhetorical questions? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Happy 1,706 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Why is a duck? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
More Cowbell2 384 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 What happens when you get "scared to half to death" twice? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
More Cowbell2 384 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If you are going to shoot a mime, do you need a silencer? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
More Cowbell2 384 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Why do wise guy and wise man have entirely different meanings? Why do your feet smell and your nose runs? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remodel 838 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, RedTuna said: When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?" I get really annoyed when people make a statement in conversation and punctuate it with "Right?" as in, "People in New York are just so rude. Right?" I usually stop them there ask something like, "I don't know, are you right? Can you prove that?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tax Man 316 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Why do you ask this, Two Dogs Fucking? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Remodel said: I get really annoyed when people make a statement in conversation and punctuate it with "Right?" as in, "People in New York are just so rude. Right?" I usually stop them there ask something like, "I don't know, are you right? Can you prove that?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,593 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 3 hours ago, RedTuna said: When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?" When asked if I have a reservation I say "A few actually but I'm still going to eat here" (or stay here if it's a hotel desk clerk) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Happy 1,706 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 9 hours ago, El Mariachi said: More importantly.....why is a Platypus?..... To use up the leftover duck bills and beaver tails. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 10,607 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Just now, Happy said: 10 hours ago, El Mariachi said: More importantly.....why is a Platypus?..... To use up the leftover duck bills and beaver tails. They were designed by the same team that did the Pontiac Aztek. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gissie 1,757 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 This is SA, surely we need ask a sensible question day? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
See Level 1,182 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 5d94df8f-6a65-400c-9c21-f8436dbf2ce2.mp4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ventucky Red 1,103 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 On 9/29/2021 at 2:00 PM, Snore said: Yesterday was “Ask a stupid question day”…. How did we miss that? You mean there is actually a day for this? Why didn't Hallmark didn't capitalize on this... I know stupid question.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ventucky Red 1,103 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 5 hours ago, RedTuna said: When asked if I have any questions by a waiter/waitress, I like to ask, "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?" Or, how is your food tasting... trust me you man bun sporting idiot, you would be the first to know if it didn't taste good.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 10,607 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 7 hours ago, Ventucky Red said: Or, how is your food tasting... trust me you man bun sporting idiot, you would be the first to know if it didn't taste good.. Hell no, he's not going to taste it after he spit in it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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