judge 11 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Sailing is a lot like sex...if you're not having fun you're not doing it right. Discuss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rasputin22 3,501 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Solo sex? How can one not do that right? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,596 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Sex with 6 or 8 never appealed to me, let alone 15 or 20. Although - uniforms... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toddster 929 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 I can get into "Type 2 Fun" while sailing, but I think I'll take a pass on that for sex. Call me vanilla... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VWAP 1,099 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sail4beer 3,414 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Depends on who’s grinding and who’s pulling. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darth reapius 280 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: Solo sex? How can one not do that right? Even solo I'm always OCS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hitchhiker 1,154 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 2 hours ago, darth reapius said: Even solo I'm always OCS That’s definitely a personal problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,293 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 7 hours ago, darth reapius said: Even solo I'm always OCS Beats DNS or DNF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sail4beer 3,414 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,293 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Over early too many times and you get black flagged. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, kent_island_sailor said: Over early too many times and you get black flagged. Told my wife, I was going for gold tonight in bed. She said... why not shoot for silver and come in second for a change... Sex, sailing and golf. even if you're not good at it, it can still be fun... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sail4beer 3,414 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 …come in 2nd…took me a minute to get it! Always strive for the gold and let’s just not talk about going for the bronze… 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlondeWithFreeBoat 85 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said: Told my wife, I was going for gold tonight in bed. She said... why not shoot for silver and come in second for a change... LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,293 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sail4beer said: …come in 2nd…took me a minute to get it! Always strive for the gold and let’s just not talk about going for the bronze… Tell her she needs to get some practice in and get her time down, not your problem she can't keep up. Trust me, it will go over well * if she says her poor showing is caused by the foredeck guy not being able to handle the pole and maybe she needs a new bowman, you may need to rethink 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, kent_island_sailor said: Tell her she needs to get some practice in and get her time down, not your problem she can't keep up. Trust me, it will go over well That's one way to get the faucet turned off for while. No thanks... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sail4beer 3,414 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Hell, they may well get water shut off at the street, in about the same place your suitcases get tossed! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,176 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 37 minutes ago, kent_island_sailor said: Tell her she needs to get some practice in and get her time down, not your problem she can't keep up. Trust me, it will nevere go over well fixte Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elegua 1,845 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Hmmm...shibari... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,293 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sail4beer said: Hell, they may well get water shut off at the street, in about the same place your suitcases get tossed! Might even blow up the water tower to make sure 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pertsa 269 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Quote Sex Sailing Is Like Pizza, Even When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good. So this should be correct then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sail4beer 3,414 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 You never had Shcianno’s pizza in NJ then. It’s was the worst culinary offense I’ve ever experienced. It’s like the owner let his 8 year old make the pie and NJ is one of the best places to get a pizza. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fastyacht 2,601 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 22 minutes ago, Sail4beer said: You never had Shcianno’s pizza in NJ then. It’s was the worst culinary offense I’ve ever experienced. It’s like the owner let his 8 year old make the pie and NJ is one of the best places to get a pizza. Hahaha! My favorite is By George in Reading Terminal. Followed by Pepe,s New Haven in the old oven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,176 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, fastyacht said: Hahaha! My favorite is By George in Reading Terminal. Followed by Pepe,s New Haven in the old oven Uhtt oh........ Merle issente licke thisse........ @Mrleft8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Somebody Else 893 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 I've had bad of all three (sex, sailing, and pizza) to the point where I regretted it to a major extent. Sex: I have done it in the heat of battle and then either been stuck with a bad clinger or caused a rift with others. I can even be a financial disaster. Sailing: I've been on a few day-sails or races with people who were an absolute bummer to spend time with aboard. The upside is that it's over in a day. Needn't be repeated and it's easy enough to just fade into the background. Pizza: I've had enough bad pizza. I now know to run the quality versus calories and if it doesn't add in the positive, just wait for good stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
he b gb 262 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 8 hours ago, Sail4beer said: …come in 2nd…took me a minute to get it! Always strive for the gold and let’s just not talk about going for the bronze… Is the ‘bronze’ similar to the snooker conundrum that if the pinks on the red go for the brown? Just wondering. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toddster 929 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 8 hours ago, Elegua said: Hmmm...shibari... Once upon a time, I saw notice that there was a last-minute opening in a shibari workshop not too far from me. A few messages were exchanged with a woman who needed to find a partner before Thursday night. Seems her previous guy quit after the first session, "Just because I cut him a little." Seems she thought the whole tableau just wasn't right without a trickle of blood running over the rope. Again, call me vanilla... On the other hand, my boat has certainly extracted quite a few trickles of blood... Hmm... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elegua 1,845 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 1 hour ago, toddster said: . Seems her previous guy quit after the first session, "Just because I cut him a little." 1 hour ago, toddster said: On the other hand, my boat has certainly extracted quite a few trickles of blood... Hmm... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SPORTSCAR 920 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Sex Sailing Is Like Pizza, Even When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good. Much better cold the next morning... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nettles 50 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Sailing IS a lot like sex. It's a lot of fun until you start doing it for money. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schakel 260 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Cheapo, I know sex sells, but has it something to do with sailing? And sure she is sexy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grrr... 2,232 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Stay away from pro events. Amateurs are way more fun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AnotherSailor 451 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Sailing is like sex: no matter how often you do it, it is never enough. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,293 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 12:44 PM, Nettles said: Sailing IS a lot like sex. It's a lot of fun until you start doing it for money. Once it is your job you need a new hobby 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fastyacht 2,601 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, kent_island_sailor said: Once it is your job you need a new hobby Ruh roh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EbbAndFlow 17 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Sailing is a lot like Sex. Going over the finishline at the same time is always intense and nobody really knows who is first. On 12/9/2021 at 2:26 PM, Marcjsmith said: Told my wife, I was going for gold tonight in bed. She said... why not shoot for silver and come in second for a change... Maybe tell her that you are not doing one design racing and you are second in calculated time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,293 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, EbbAndFlow said: Sailing is a lot like Sex. Going over the finishline at the same time is always intense and nobody really knows who is first. Maybe tell her that you are not doing one design racing and you are second in calculated time. I am not sure I want to know my rating Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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