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Yes, JP, thanks for the complete edition of Sayonara cliff notes. The thing that I find hard to believe is that in 305 days there was not one tiny mention of sex! They're alone on a boat with NOTHING around for miles and days, they could be cavorting around stark naked all the time if they wanted, but there's never even been a hint of that. How can two people so "in love" never bring up the subject, even if it's vague? Doesn't need to be graphic or vulgar, just some reference to "We had a great time on the yoga platform," or "Last night was our 100th day out here so we had a bottle of wine and then had a wonderful night on the floor in front of the fire." Nothing!

Maybe she's saving the juicy parts for the book. Maybe he forgot the viagra. Maybe...

 

 

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN! The actual photos they've sent are painful enough and their log posts conjure up all kinds of weird shit. For them to comment on something like that might result in a mental picture that I'd click the Void Ho link to get rid of.

 

Especially that last part, Aseawolf, about her shaving her juicy parts.

 

 

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I haven't heard of this type of cruise before, if it is in real then i would like to go for it. It will be very adventurous and even i want to know that how this experience will be, I have some friend

Translation ... "Sorry dude, no names and/or locations because I made it all up."   Reality ... Reid "supporters" rise up in direct opposition of "rabidity" of Reid bashers.   For instance, look a

Why is it that you demand that other people prove their assertions to your satisfaction while you spout oft bizarre theories that utterly defy reason and expect to be taken seriously?.   Stowe isn't

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Stop the presses.

 

I just got an email from the editor about the manuscript --they said to change the title to "300 Days Of Bunk". Said to ignore any protests that the author might raise (just remind her that she's already signed a contract giving us rights to title selection and marketing).

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Just in case you are in the area and have no plans tomorrow, I'm posting this again so no one has to go back a page for details.

 

Please join us on Thursday 3/6/08 7pm for an evening of food, drink and socializing with 1000Days at Sea at GoodNewsBroadcast with Soanya Ahmad as we celebrate her return to New York City.

 

RSVP is requested - a donation of $10 is requested at the door to cover expenses

Please RSVP to donna at 1000days.net

 

DIRECTIONS:

Subway directions to GoodNewsBroadcast

Take 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 to Nevins Street Subway stop in Brooklyn.

 

Map of the neighborhood

 

Milestone Broadcast and Good News Corporation

Metropolitan Exchange Bank Building

33 Flatbush Ave. Suite 4 (Cross Street Livingston)

Brooklyn, New York 11217 -1101

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Aw c'mon! Have you forgotten Day 100?

 

"With the storm blowing up against us and the schooner rocking about, we decided to take some time off this morning and spend it with each other. For a late breakfast, Soanya dressed up in flying colors and has already made the day special. "

 

Actually, I like my version better ))))

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Just in case you are in the area and have no plans tomorrow, I'm posting this again so no one has to go back a page for details.

You bad, bad man! Very naughty indeed!

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TheDonald's ignorance of constitutional law ("First - "freedom of speech" has nothing to do with anything here. You have no "freedom of speech" ........ Look it up, chickie - freedom of speech applies to the government") is exceeded only by his ignorance of New York State Penal Law. RD's attendance at Soysauce's Deception to conduct a meaningful interview of the intrepid heroine fails to satisfy even a single element of the crime of stalking.

 

How'd you find out I was going into NY? :ph34r: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............

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Just in case you are in the area and have no plans tomorrow, I'm posting this again so no one has to go back a page for details.
Please join us on Thursday 3/6/08 7pm for an evening of food, drink and socializing with 1000Days at Sea at GoodNewsBroadcast with Soanya Ahmad as we celebrate her return to New York City.

 

RSVP is requested - a donation of $10 is requested at the door to cover expenses

Please RSVP to donna at 1000days.net

 

DIRECTIONS:

Subway directions to GoodNewsBroadcast

Take 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 to Nevins Street Subway stop in Brooklyn.

 

Map of the neighborhood

 

Milestone Broadcast and Good News Corporation

Metropolitan Exchange Bank Building

33 Flatbush Ave. Suite 4 (Cross Street Livingston)

Brooklyn, New York 11217 -1101

 

Isn't it a bit on the cheap side to have a celebration and make people pay for it? You'd think GNB or MC could come up with a couple of hundred bucks for this shindig. It's a Thursday night for crying out loud -- so it probably won't be much longer than 3-4 hours. Wonder if they'll be asking the press for money at the door too? No class.

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Just in case you are in the area and have no plans tomorrow, I'm posting this again so no one has to go back a page for details.

 

Good god man, that's STALKING!!!

 

How dare you consider attending her private intimate welcome-home par- I mean MC's public... fund-raising... and press... event with the $10 cover charge?!?! What devil is IN you?

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Isn't it a bit on the cheap side to have a celebration and make people pay for it? You'd think GNB or MC could come up with a couple of hundred bucks for this shindig. It's a Thursday night for crying out loud -- so it probably won't be much longer than 3-4 hours. Wonder if they'll be asking the press for money at the door too? No class.

 

Her parents probably didn't offer up the house for a BYOB potluck

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Isn't it a bit on the cheap side to have a celebration and make people pay for it? You'd think GNB or MC could come up with a couple of hundred bucks for this shindig. It's a Thursday night for crying out loud -- so it probably won't be much longer than 3-4 hours. Wonder if they'll be asking the press for money at the door too? No class.

I wouldn't pay good money...for sprouts...at a party?!

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Did someone already make note of this taped interview with the head Hovian by the good news network a few days ago. I don't remember seeing it.

https://videos.whiteblox.com/gnb/secure/pla....aspx?sid=47082

 

Did you listen to this? They're planning to phone Weed from the party, and he says he'll talk to them if he can come out of his "dream-state". YCMTSU!

 

And thanks for this, newb

 

 

 

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

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I believe the most accurate classification and description for ourselves would be "Sailors".

 

Not "Sailormans", but pretty much the opposite of a Trovian Holl. In fact, I don't think there has been anyone who actually sailed, let alone raced, a sailboat who supported R&S on this thread. Luckily, Frostbite starts on Sunday, so I will be spending my time sailing & working on my boat, while all the hovians come here looking for human interaction.

 

Sorry, credit where credit is due...

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Sailors, or SAilors if you want to be cute.

 

Personally, where this thread is concerned, I call myself an idiot with an over-the-top appreciation of cheap entertainment :lol:

 

 

 

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Personally, where this thread is concerned, I call myself an idiot with an over-the-top appreciation for cheap entertainment :lol:

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

 

Don't you mean Fucktard? :blink:

This thread has kept me entertained for almost 300 days and since I don't care for American Idol, or Survivor, or any of the current "reality" shows on TV, but I do like the 3 stooges, the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy, I would liken it more to classic vaudeville than cheap entertainment.

Hey, we all have our delusions, I think I need another drink.

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Don't you mean Fucktard? :blink:

This thread has kept me entertained for almost 300 days and since I don't care for American Idol, or Survivor, or any of the current "reality" shows on TV, but I do like the 3 stooges, the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy, I would liken it more to classic vaudeville than cheap entertainment.

Hey, we all have our delusions, I think I need another drink.

 

I'm with you on all that, especially the drink... but the high honor of Thread Fucktard really does belong to SeaMadness... the ultimate Void-Hovian :lol:

 

 

 

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I'm with you on all that, especially the drink... but the high honor of Thread Fucktard really does belong to SeaMadness... the ultimate Void-Hovian :lol:

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

 

Point taken, lets have another drink...

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Personally, where this thread is concerned, I call myself an idiot with an over-the-top appreciation of cheap entertainment :lol:

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

 

Where this thread is concerned, I look at it as banal amusement to get me through winter and give me a break from editing really dry technical material.

 

Participation and involvement -- and level of giving a flying fuck -- in and about this entire charade dropped significantly during Key West Race Week, and as spring FINALLY arrives and sailing season gets into full gear for many of us, I'm willing to bet you the same thing will happen.

 

Sorry to burst the bubble of the Hovians, or Trovian Holls, or whatever we are calling them now -- fucktard losers covers it pretty well too -- but unlike them, this is not our be-all and end-all. Of course they will take credit for the decrease in participation and celebrate with a midnight shaman void-hoesque dance around a burning fire as sway back and forth, manicially chanting, "REID . . . .REID . . . REID . . . Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! ......... " with their faces painted as Soyana sits on an altar made of sprouts and cheese, smiling beneficently down upon them. . . .

 

Ew, okay, I have managed to creep even myself out. That's a first.

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Yes and yes - sent you a PM.

 

Okay, PM replied. But, I lied about the Nixon mask. You can borrow a red kerchief to hide your lower face, and I've got a slew of Hotchkiss style hats.....

 

 

 

I still think that your expose' book should be titled...

"Debunked! The 300 plus foolish days of non-record setting drifting about the seven oceans, to fleece honest, caring folks out of their green Dead Presidents.."

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Aw c'mon! Have you forgotten Day 100?

 

"With the storm blowing up against us and the schooner rocking about, we decided to take some time off this morning and spend it with each other. For a late breakfast, Soanya dressed up in flying colors and has already made the day special. "

 

Actually, I like my version better ))))

Poor Reid......the only sex partner he will have over the next 700 days will be conjured up during a drug induced hallucenation.

 

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Poor Reid......the only sex partner he will have over the next 700 days will be conjured up during a drug induced hallucenation.

 

How about this for a bet? I say Soy will let him get up into the nice, warm and sunny South Pacific and then re-join him.

 

 

 

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How about this for a bet? I say Soy will let him get up into the nice, warm and sunny South Pacific and then re-join him.

 

 

That's the only way she can "cash in" on this. Without Reid and his "mars mission bullshit", she is but a fading footnote to the story....

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Do not forget the geography lesson-where else could we have learned so much about obscure islands off of Antartica and Australia. Can't wait for the chapter on Tasmania!

 

Good point. But unfortunately another goal of the mission was to give us all an education in foreign languages. Brush up on your Mandarin or you might miss out on Reid's Tasmanian geography lesson.

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How about this for a bet? I say Soy will let him get up into the nice, warm and sunny South Pacific and then re-join him.

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

I will take that bet.......there is nothing on this planet that could get her back on that boat....

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So if one can get away without paying child support until the child becomes an adult it's ok?

 

Fuck off!

 

As to the rest of what you say - his daughter is now thirty - right? Presumably employed. Child support has not been an issue for eighteen years at least. She's got a money judgment and could have proceeded to collect it by, for example, selling his boat and any other belongings, if it had been as important to her as it is to you. But if deadbeat dads are your real concern, what are you doing about it other than running around spewing bullshit like you do here? How does "exposing" any of the crap you've turned up make a difference to anyone? As to "scamming" others - do you really think Doyle and other donors care what you think? Or that they are as stupid as you suppose? Do you really think ANYone other than people here care about ANYthing you think or say?
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I will take that bet.......there is nothing on this planet that could get her back on that boat....

 

I would have agreed with you before I compiled her "Views". She never would have left that boat if they were still in warm, sunny, and relatively calm waters... where she wasn't nauseous. She carries on how she hates city noise and the bombardments of commercialism, cold weather, and wasn't cut out for an office job. Hello, New York? The ocean was peaceful and soothing, she was never bored (therefore brain-dead, in my opinion), and they got along just wonderfully...and don't forget "guilt factor" over not holding up her end of the bargain, and he so obviously "needs" her. All she ever missed were books on the stars, birds, and fish. I don't think there's any publisher that will buy her "300 Days of Views, Poetry, and Images of the Eternal Sea". What else is she gonna do?

 

So I'm still missing work time with this fn broken foot... make this a cheap bet all about bragging rights. What time frame do we use?

 

 

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I'm not telling any of these freaks my real name! On the other hand, I haven't written anything that I would be ashamed of either. You seem like a reasonable person--look back over a few pages of this thread at the disgusting comments that have been made. I honestly can't believe a woman would be defending that filth. Have you been abused or something?

 

I missed this comment from Fratboy Barello earlier and felt compelled to come to Chick_on_the_boat's defense here, not that she really needs my help (if the pen is mightier than the sword, she's got all of us whipped). That has to be one of the most sexist remarks I've ever read here, and there are plenty to chose from. That's the kind of comment one would expect from either a 12 year old boy or a middle aged man trying to overcome a childhood with a domineering mother and cope with an adulthood with an extremely small penis. Assuming it is a middle aged man with maternal "issues" and the inability to pleasure a woman sexually (intercourse for any woman for him is like throwing a golf pencil down a very large hallway), he gets even with the prominent maternal figure in his life and mentally justifies his own inadequacies by taking it out on all women, which he assures himself are all inferior bitches. I would guess that he has days when he wants to wear leather and beat the shit out of a woman and others where he desires a nice shit filled diaper and a lactating hooker, who, after she has finished burping him, offers up the smaller of her two nostrils for his sexual release.

 

These, my fellow sailors, are hovians.

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I would have agreed with you before I compiled her "Views". She never would have left that boat if they were still in warm, sunny, and relatively calm waters... where she wasn't nauseous. She carries on how she hates city noise and the bombardments of commercialism, cold weather, and wasn't cut out for an office job. Hello, New York? The ocean was peaceful and soothing, she was never bored (therefore brain-dead, in my opinion), and they got along just wonderfully...and don't forget "guilt factor" over not holding up her end of the bargain, and he so obviously "needs" her. All she ever missed were books on the stars, birds, and fish. I don't think there's any publisher that will buy her "300 Days of Views, Poetry, and Images of the Eternal Sea". What else is she gonna do?

 

So I'm still missing work time with this fn broken foot... make this a cheap bet all about bragging rights. What time frame do we use?

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

 

I bet she will not step on the Cheesie Scow until Reid calls it quits.

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I missed this comment from Fratboy Barello earlier and felt compelled to come to Chick_on_the_boat's defense here, not that she really needs my help (if the pen is mightier than the sword, she's got all of us whipped). That has to be one of the most sexist remarks I've ever read here, and there are plenty to chose from. That's the kind of comment one would expect from either a 12 year old boy or a middle aged man trying to overcome a childhood with a domineering mother and cope with an adulthood with an extremely small penis. Assuming it is a middle aged man with maternal "issues" and the inability to pleasure a woman sexually (intercourse for any woman for him is like throwing a golf pencil down a very large hallway), he gets even with the prominent maternal figure in his life and mentally justifies his own inadequacies by taking it out on all women, which he assures himself are all inferior bitches. I would guess that he has days when he wants to wear leather and beat the shit out of a woman and others where he desires a nice shit filled diaper and a lactating hooker, who, after she has finished burping him, offers up the smaller of her two nostrils for his sexual release.

 

These, my fellow sailors, are hovians.

 

 

That's fucking brilliant shit, mate!!! If my wife weren't home, I would chauffeur yer sorry arse to the small apple.....

 

edit..siry, lads and lassies; but it's top of page, where to find some tits and ass to include????

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I missed this comment from Fratboy Barello earlier and felt compelled to come to Chick_on_the_boat's defense here, not that she really needs my help (if the pen is mightier than the sword, she's got all of us whipped). That has to be one of the most sexist remarks I've ever read here, and there are plenty to chose from. That's the kind of comment one would expect from either a 12 year old boy or a middle aged man trying to overcome a childhood with a domineering mother and cope with an adulthood with an extremely small penis. Assuming it is a middle aged man with maternal "issues" and the inability to pleasure a woman sexually (intercourse for any woman for him is like throwing a golf pencil down a very large hallway), he gets even with the prominent maternal figure in his life and mentally justifies his own inadequacies by taking it out on all women, which he assures himself are all inferior bitches. I would guess that he has days when he wants to wear leather and beat the shit out of a woman and others where he desires a nice shit filled diaper and a lactating hooker, who, after she has finished burping him, offers up the smaller of her two nostrils for his sexual release.

 

These, my fellow sailors, are hovians.

RD, why do you think Fratboy is Barello?

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I bet she will not step on the Cheesie Scow until Reid calls it quits.

 

Nahhh... we need dates, because I think he'll call it quits at a friendly South Pacific island where he can hold court over wide-eyed young wannabe-sailormen just like his idol Moitessier did with him. We've already seen that trait in that he never chooses to sail with experienced crew.

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I bet she will not step on the Cheesie Scow until Reid calls it quits.

 

I won't bet on the timing, but I will bet that when she does step aboard it will be on the arm of Dr. Robert Ballard ;)

 

EDIT - PeterX - I have no idea who Fratboy is, but definitely a vile and desperate hovian, so I just tossed it to the top. Just stirring the shit. If I meet him tomorrow night and he tells me it wasn't him, I'll apologize and toss an extra fiver into the collection plate. Hey - someone's got to pay Reid's back child support, huh?

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I won't bet on the timing, but I will bet that when she does step aboard it will be on the arm of Dr. Robert Ballard ;)

 

EDIT - PeterX - I have no idea who Fratboy is, but definitely a vile and desperate hovian, so I just tossed it to the top. Just stirring the shit. If I meet him tomorrow night and he tells me it wasn't him, I'll apologize and toss an extra fiver into the collection plate. Hey - someone's got to pay Reid's back child support, huh?

No worries...just curious if I was missing something, some piece of crucial detailed information, since I still haven't finished reading all the fucking archives! :lol:

 

Looking forward to the report from the party...questions, questions (like what's the big bash on the rear quarter, etc.)

 

EDIT: And if you meet Donald MacKay (square rigger ship avatar with a nasty attitude here in this thread), please buy him a beer...he seems to need one (or more)!

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:lol: All right now... I have been enjoying a nice afternoon nap and wake up to all this name calling. While I might enjoy an occassional void ho bomb, I resent all the name calling. I am most definitely not a void-hovian (thanks a lot JP :P ). I might be up to it if there was a way to leave the hovian ending off. Like void-fucktard, or the void-bomber. I always enjoyed being called a bastard after getting victims. I am also partial to asshat, fucktard, asshole, dumbass, shithead... but not void-hovian. Let's keep the real insults aimed the right way please!! :P

 

But yes, I will most definitely answer to fucktard as RD and JP have mentioned. You two are the most loving bunch of fucktards a guy could ever know. Anybody want to click a link related to all the fucktardedness of today??? I dare ya..... LINK

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No worries...just curious if I was missing something, some piece of crucial detailed information, since I still haven't finished reading all the fucking archives! :lol:

 

Looking forward to the report from the party...questions, questions (like what's the big bash on the rear quarter, etc.)

 

EDIT: And if you meet Donald MacKay (square rigger ship avatar with a nasty attitude here in this thread), please buy him a beer...he seems to need one (or more)!

 

Forget the beer. Buy him a hooker. He clearly needs the release more than he needs the buzz.

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Forget the beer. Buy him a hooker. He clearly needs the release more than he needs the buzz.

Yeah, but if RD did that, then Donald Square Rigger would post nasty stuff here about RD aiding and abetting prostitution yadda yadda yadda. Maybe he can't even get it up, but that's really not for me to speculate.

 

I figured, to start with, the guy just needs a beer or a glass of wine...or whatever...just to chill about whatever he's on about.

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Yeah, but if RD did that, then Donald Square Rigger would post nasty stuff here about RD aiding and abetting prostitution yadda yadda yadda. Maybe he can't even get it up, but that's really not for me to speculate.

 

He would probably like for Soy Sauce to dress in spandex, tie him up, and spank him soundly, and perform other acts of degradation upon his person.....

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There is no viable way for them to get her back on board, even if she wanted to go, but I don't think she does. This is a girl who grew up in very close proximity to NYC and we live a very fast-paced life style in this area. To go from the hustle and bustle of NYC to two people on a boat out of sight of people and land is incredible culture shock for someone 24 years old! I'm willing to bet she was just sick of the same old shit day after day, and of listening to Void-ho and his ramblings. If she were older and had already done some living, being isolated on a 70' boat for almost three years wouldn't be such a challenge. But she's young and has a lot of living and learning to do before that kind of "Mars voyage."

I think MC is keeping a very close eye on her. They don't want her to say anything that they haven't heard first. They will not allow her to write a book...that's for Reid to do, not her, and she will not be permitted to make any money off of what she has done (or not done) so far. If she does write a book (???), they will start with the legal bullshit (which the hovians have used in the past) to try to intimidate her.

She wants white bread, she wants mayo and regular pasta and she never wants to eat another sprout in her life! She is back in food heaven and she ain't leaving.

 

And I'm hoping Jessie is there tomorrow... if the bash is still on. It'll be great to figure out who is who at MC without them knowing who the SAers are. I'll pretent I'm april from the blog.

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Where this thread is concerned, I look at it as banal amusement to get me through winter and give me a break from editing really dry technical material.

 

One last reply to you, then I promise I'm done bothering you. You wrote a long one to me earlier, which actually seemed honest and sincere, so I feel like I owe you. My guess is that someday soon you're going to look back and wince about ever being a cheerleader for the kind of things being said here--on just this one thread, not the rest of this site--and if what you say about yourself is true, I'm really kind of surprised that that hasn't hit you yet. And, no, I don't work for Reid Stowe--would you please stop and think about how ridiculous that accusation is? I find Reid and Sonya ridiculous, too. Really. But they amuse me; they make me laugh. Which is why I used to enjoy reading this. All I was saying is that the anger level here is starting to scare me lately. "Regatta Dog" seems to me like the kind of personality that starts witch hunts and gang rapes. In this open forum, I feel obliged to call it the way I see it, and hopefully at least wake up a few people to the possibility that this thing is starting to go off the rails a little. Thank you for reading me again. Take care.

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JPlanet -- you have GOT to change that signature line. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

 

Those stand in tribute to the lamest lyrics I've ever heard in my life :lol:

(but I'll consider it after this time, now that you painted that picture of the Shaman-Fest)

 

 

Okay SeaMadness, now I feel like a rotten shitheel... Please accept my apologies and let me call you a Void Ho-turd, OK?

 

 

 

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Those stand in tribute to the lamest lyrics I've ever heard in my life :lol:

(but I'll consider it after this time)

 

 

Okay SeaMadness, now I feel like a rotten shitheel... Please accept my apologies and let me call you a Void Ho-turd, OK?

 

 

 

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

 

:lol: void ho turd. that works with me.

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:lol: void ho turd. that works with me.

 

How about Seahovian fuckturd?

 

EDIT - BILLY BACKSTAY - I'm swinging by tomorrow at about 4:00 to pick up the EZ Pass, Nixon mask, a six pack of Molson, your SUV, $40 for gas, your lawn jockey, some latex gloves and you. You have got to come with us. So far it is me, JR, DR and Dirty Rotten Whore (how much fun is SHE going to be?). We're swinging by JG's to pick up my namesake and we need a designated driver. I'll be DD if you also toss in a ping pong paddle each, so we can blue-dot our faces when the cameras start rolling. :ph34r:

 

EDIT 2 - BB - If you don't come with us you owe me two lunches at the club, where "drinks don't count". One of my favorite lines ever! :lol:

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I won't bet on the timing, but I will bet that when she does step aboard it will be on the arm of Dr. Robert Ballard ;)

 

What, will she be bringing him to collect all the equipment that the URI oceanographic department loaned to Weid for all the scientific research during the turtle voyage? Oooohh, maybe that's why she was doing the Titanic pose in Perth...for Dr. Ballard!

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I’ve never been able to work out just why the real Hovians pop up on this thread in force to “protect” this crap when they (obviously) don’t want something to happen? And just WHY and What it is that they want to protect?

The most recent time when RD states that he will be at SoHo’s little party, “they” obviously don’t want that to happen, so they attempt their “tour de force” of character assassination on every one here who gives them the slightest “time of day”.

Just what is it about this whole farce with MC and his honour the reprobate weedy, Ho gobbler?

I thought from the beginning that Weedy’s whole thing was just a further means of inflating his own “god syndrome” ego, and So Ho was just along for the ride, but from all the venom that has regularly been spewed forth from the keyboards of the representatives from MC , it would appear (to me at least) that there has to be something more to it all? Is it money? If it is all about “the money” just where is all the money that will be/has been made that makes it so important for the MC Hovians to continue unabated for so long come from? Surely there can’t be THAT large a cash flow generated from any of their so called sources, IE pay pal, souvenirs etc? And if it isn’t the money, just what is it? Are there so many people connected with this whole crappy MC enigma that are true “Reid Stowe cultists” who are prepared defend him “to the death” and are oblivious and unaffected by any logic or truth? If the latter is the case then, Viva the K.K.K. (sign me up Scotty, I don’t want to be a majority of one)

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And I'm hoping Jessie is there tomorrow... if the bash is still on. It'll be great to figure out who is who at MC without them knowing who the SAers are. I'll pretent I'm april from the blog.

 

There's Standard Jesse on the left, and RD's Jesse on the right... take your pick :lol:

I thought April was discovered to be that Chamberlain guy?

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One last reply to you, then I promise I'm done bothering you. You wrote a long one to me earlier, which actually seemed honest and sincere, so I feel like I owe you. My guess is that someday soon you're going to look back and wince about ever being a cheerleader for the kind of things being said here--on just this one thread, not the rest of this site--and if what you say about yourself is true, I'm really kind of surprised that that hasn't hit you yet. And, no, I don't work for Reid Stowe--would you please stop and think about how ridiculous that accusation is? I find Reid and Sonya ridiculous, too. Really. But they amuse me; they make me laugh. Which is why I used to enjoy reading this. All I was saying is that the anger level here is starting to scare me lately. "Regatta Dog" seems to me like the kind of personality that starts witch hunts and gang rapes. In this open forum, I feel obliged to call it the way I see it, and hopefully at least wake up a few people to the possibility that this thing is starting to go off the rails a little. Thank you for reading me again. Take care.

 

Take a look at

-- Humorous? I hope so. Evil? No. I'll go to NY tomorrow and introduce myself to Soanya, hovians, anyone there. I have a lot of fun here on this forum, but in person I am a gentleman. The last woman I went out with can attest to that, if you care to dig her out of the shallow grave behind the above ground pool next door.
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-- Humorous? I hope so. Evil? No. I'll go to NY tomorrow and introduce myself to Soanya, hovians, anyone there. I have a lot of fun here on this forum, but in person I am a gentleman. The last woman I went out with can attest to that, if you care to dig her out of the shallow grave behind the above ground pool next door.

 

 

Who are you talking to? Anyone who's been reading this post knows exactly who and what you are by now. Or at least they should. And the "fun" you have here on this forum says more about your real, diseased personality than you think. Won't it be just a little dishonest to go be friendly to the people you meet in New York tomorrow after everything you've been saying about them? God, what a creep. Have fun.

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Who are you talking to? Anyone who's been reading this post knows exactly who and what you are by now. Or at least they should. And the "fun" you have here on this forum says more about your real, diseased personality than you think. Won't it be just a little dishonest to go be friendly to the people you meet in New York tomorrow after everything you've been saying about them? God, what a creep. Have fun.

 

God, what a self-absorbed, moronic fucktard.

Drop dead.

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Who are you talking to? Anyone who's been reading this post knows exactly who and what you are by now. Or at least they should. And the "fun" you have here on this forum says more about your real, diseased personality than you think. Won't it be just a little dishonest to go be friendly to the people you meet in New York tomorrow after everything you've been saying about them? God, what a creep. Have fun.

 

Cheesus, it's really a shame you don't and never will understand. So just fuck off Fratboy!

 

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Who are you talking to? Anyone who's been reading this post knows exactly who and what you are by now. Or at least they should. And the "fun" you have here on this forum says more about your real, diseased personality than you think. Won't it be just a little dishonest to go be friendly to the people you meet in New York tomorrow after everything you've been saying about them? God, what a creep. Have fun.

 

Tossing shit here among sailing colleagues and interaction at a public event are two separate things. I may have intimate relations with a woman in private, but I'm not going to fuck her on a restaurant table, unless there's no one around or she thinks it'd be "different in a fun way". I didn't say I'd be friendly. I'd be polite, but at the same time I wouldn't suck up to her like she was some goddess for surviving 300 days passage on a 70 foot cruising yacht.

 

I have no intention of misrepresenting who I am tomorrow night. I could show up, show my ID, use my real name and probably slip into the party. That would be unthinkable behavior for a pure bread Boston Terrier, so I will show up and introduce myself as Regatta Dog. If they don't let me in, that's their choice. We'll simply go back out to the car, grab our protest signs, start the video cameras and hang out in front of the building handing out press kits and ham sandwiches to anyone from the media who happens by.

 

I don't have a problem with that. I think it would provide much more entertainment value.

 

EDIT - BTW - We have enough people to cover multiple entrances.

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I may have intimate relations with a woman in private, but I'm not going to fuck her on a restaurant table, unless there's no one around or she thinks it'd be "different in a fun way".

 

 

It really terrifies me that you have children.

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Who are you talking to? Anyone who's been reading this post knows exactly who and what you are by now. Or at least they should. And the "fun" you have here on this forum says more about your real, diseased personality than you think. Won't it be just a little dishonest to go be friendly to the people you meet in New York tomorrow after everything you've been saying about them? God, what a creep. Have fun.

 

You're right, we do know who RD is; someone with a great sense of humor, who is way more honest and righteous than ANYONE connected Reid. As a matter of fact, his desire for the truth is what drives him and most of us to exposing this whole venture for the fraud that it is! What none of you hovians seem to realize is that Weid has duped every single one of you! He's doing what he has wanted to do his whole life, and what he has been able to do his whole life, and that is to sail off to nowhere, to be totally happy to be alone, with all the food and medicine he needs, and to not spend a penny in doing it! He suckered you and tons of others to support him for the last 12+ years, even while sitting on the docks of NY (for free)! He fed you meals in payment for your keeping his boat ship shape and getting prepared for a 3 year voyage, with food that was given to him to take on his voyage! And he is such an egomaniac that he's in the perfect situation...he's with the best person on earth. Talk about a con artist! That's what he can write a book about. He's the best at that!

 

And you have the mentality of a fratboy. Anyone thinking that moniker is cool is an immature male chauvenist jerk.

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Who are you talking to? Anyone who's been reading this post knows exactly who and what you are by now. Or at least they should. And the "fun" you have here on this forum says more about your real, diseased personality than you think. Won't it be just a little dishonest to go be friendly to the people you meet in New York tomorrow after everything you've been saying about them? God, what a creep. Have fun.

 

 

You need to go back and read this entire thread before you judge. You'd see that RD has always been among the most compassionate here toward Soanya. Sure he skewers Weed's pompous ego, and MC's transparent and never-ending attempts to distract attention from Weed's and their own laughable fumbling of their PR. They constantly invite that upon themselves... standard operating words of this thread have always been: You Can't Make This Shit Up. I'm grateful RD brought hard FACTS to the table regarding Stowe's legal issues, where before we were making assumptions based on second-hand information. In fact, the prison issues were not so serious as we were led to believe, and RD was the first to point that out.

 

The bonus in all this is that you'll also find he's highly amusing, and hasn't once peed on the carpet.

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He's doing what he has wanted to do his whole life, and what he has been able to do his whole life, and that is to sail off to nowhere, to be totally happy to be alone, with all the food and medicine he needs, and to not spend a penny in doing it! He suckered you and tons of others to support him for the last 12+ years, even while sitting on the docks of NY (for free)!

 

I'm with you on all that, really. I just thought it was better when we all thought that was funny, rather than now, when it's like we're being urged pick up torches and go hunt people down.

 

And you have the mentality of a fratboy. Anyone thinking that moniker is cool is an immature male chauvenist jerk.

 

Even you must admit that calling me a male chauvenist (sic) on this forum is a little ridiculous.

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Recalling a scene "Dance Boy Dance" from the movie "Cabin Boy" I can't help but picture Chris Elliot (Nathaniel Maywather) as Reid Stowe. Reid dances on the cabin to amuse the old salts on their ship "The Filthy Whore" (Anne) as they pelt him with empty beer cans. Trina (MC) scolds, "So is this what you guys do for fun? Humiliate an imbicile?" What's going to happen when Reid is gone? What do we do with our empty beer cans?

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You need to go back and read this entire thread before you judge. You'd see that RD has always been among the most compassionate here toward Soanya.

 

 

Well I don't have time to go back through the all posts to hand pick the most vicious and disgusting ones. Once again, though, anyone who's been reading here knows exactly what they've been like so I don't have to. The scary thing about "Regatta Dog" is that he seems to really have a mission. I'm not surprised that he got a summons driving away from the airport; I wonder what that security guard saw in his eyes. He probably made out a special report afterwards.

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Thank GOODNESS they never brought that up. I'm shuddering at the thought.

 

Think..."Dad's Hairy Back"

 

 

Yes, JP, thanks for the complete edition of Sayonara cliff notes. The thing that I find hard to believe is that in 305 days there was not one tiny mention of sex! They're alone on a boat with NOTHING around for miles and days, they could be cavorting around stark naked all the time if they wanted, but there's never even been a hint of that. How can two people so "in love" never bring up the subject, even if it's vague? Doesn't need to be graphic or vulgar, just some reference to "We had a great time on the yoga platform," or "Last night was our 100th day out here so we had a bottle of wine and then had a wonderful night on the floor in front of the fire." Nothing!

Maybe she's saving the juicy parts for the book. Maybe he forgot the viagra. Maybe...

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Well I don't have time to go back through the all posts to hand pick the most vicious and disgusting ones. Once again, though, anyone who's been reading here knows exactly what they've been like so I don't have to. The scary thing about "Regatta Dog" is that he seems to really have a mission. I'm not surprised that he got a summons driving away from the airport; I wonder what that security guard saw in his eyes. He probably made out a special report afterwards.

 

 

So far you've described posts here as filthy, vicious, and disgusting. Pretty strong words when you are unwilling to make the effort to back them up, and coincidentally or not, the very words thrown out in bulk by the people that call us all Haters. I have one for you now: Sycophant.

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So far you've described posts here as filthy, vicious, and disgusting. Pretty strong words when you are unwilling to make the effort to back them up.

 

 

Strong words here? Are you joking? No, I'm not going go back and compile for you every time that someone called Sonya a monkey hole, or whatever. Frankly, you don't deserve the time.

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Strong words here? Are you joking? No, I'm not going go back and compile for you every time that someone called Sonya a monkey hole, or whatever. Frankly, you don't deserve the time.

 

We are talking SPECIFICALLY about RD's posts. That's who you're pointing your righteous finger at... now back it up.

 

Edit to add: Until then, you can have one of mine

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You seem smart enough to understand my point - I couldn't care less about you writing your expose', talk to the media, put up billboards or talk on the radio. And - I think they both are a couple of losers with no real value in themselves or their "story." I don't think it's important to "expose" them or out the "truth" but you do, so go for it.

 

My ONLY problem with you is your stalking. It's wrong, your purpose is wrong and I think any thinking person would tell you the same thing. I've been watching this thread since April. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's simply ridiculous. But always its harmless. (although, as I had imagined, some - like "aseawolf" - have thin skins but hurl some pretty filthy insults)

 

Keep it here and there's no problem. Running around in the real world like some papparazzi freak on scent is uncalled for, purposeless and wrong. And - as to "exposing" them to the "mainstream media" - what mainstream media? The NPR piece? She sure didn't sound like much of a heroine or record breaker to me. Do you REALLY think they are going to run a rebuttal by you? "Now - here's Regatta Dog to tell us the truth about Reid and Soanya." Right - that'll be a driveway minute. Don't worry - your grandchildren are not going to be reading about Reid and Soanya, intrepid explorers and space analagous aquanauts.

 

It's like everyone else here has said since day one - who cares? They are not important, they are doing nothing important and they will never be famous. So -talk about it until you're blue in the face. Just don't take it into the real world. That's no longer funny.

I have no fricking clue who you are, or what 'camp' you belong to, but I could not agree with you more.

 

 

 

Some of you really need to take a look at yourselves. You're fucking obsessed over two incompetent morons. Go back and look some of the damn novels you've written on this thread over these two nutjobs. Don't you have jobs? Kids? A spouse? Do any of you ever even leave the dock and -gasp- sail?

 

For fuck's sake, get a damn life. Most of you are acting as though Reid and Soyana both personally pissed in your breakfast cereal before they left.

 

Soanya will get her piddly 15min of fame and then fade into hippie obscurity. Reid is one rogue wave away from becoming fish food. Deal with it. Learn to laugh at their idocy, and stop taking this shit so goddamn serious.

 

If this stupid saga means that much to your pathetic existence that this pisses you off, then I truly feel sorry for your wasted life.

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Well I don't have time to go back through the all posts to hand pick the most vicious and disgusting ones. Once again, though, anyone who's been reading here knows exactly what they've been like so I don't have to. The scary thing about "Regatta Dog" is that he seems to really have a mission. I'm not surprised that he got a summons driving away from the airport; I wonder what that security guard saw in his eyes. He probably made out a special report afterwards.

 

 

What the fuck is your problem with someone having a mission? Isn't that the topic of this totally fucking ridiculous thread? There are some minor differences between the two missions that should be clarified:

  • Mine is not for 1000 days, I need to reprioritize my time with the onset of the sailing season,
  • I don't do this full time - I do this in my spare time in lieu of reading, TV, social interaction and personal hygiene,
  • My mission is not space analogous (unless of course I choose to call it that, in which case I'd have the first space analogous internet based mission in the history of the world),
  • I'm paying my own way without any financial assistance, and
  • Unlike Soanya I'm not going to quit 2/3 of the way through.

BTW - I almost got a summons - talked my way out of it by being the polite fellow that I am.

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BTW - I almost got a summons - talked my way out of it by being the polite fellow that I am.

 

 

Yep, you change your personality all the time. Even right now you sound different than you did a few pages ago when you were feeling more comfortable and being "yourself". Goodnight, creep.

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I have no fricking clue who you are, or what 'camp' you belong to, but I could not agree with you more.

Some of you really need to take a look at yourselves. You're fucking obsessed over two incompetent morons. Go back and look some of the damn novels you've written on this thread over these two nutjobs. Don't you have jobs? Kids? A spouse? Do any of you ever even leave the dock and -gasp- sail?

 

For fuck's sake, get a damn life. Most of you are acting as though Reid and Soyana both personally pissed in your breakfast cereal before they left.

 

Soanya will get her piddly 15min of fame and then fade into hippie obscurity. Reid is one rogue wave away from becoming fish food. Deal with it. Learn to laugh at their idocy, and stop taking this shit so goddamn serious.

 

If this stupid saga means that much to your pathetic existence that this pisses you off, then I truly feel sorry for your wasted life.

 

So, should I take that to mean that you are not flying into town for Soanya's coming out party?

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I have no fricking clue who you are, or what 'camp' you belong to, but I could not agree with you more.

Some of you really need to take a look at yourselves. You're fucking obsessed over two incompetent morons. Go back and look some of the damn novels you've written on this thread over these two nutjobs. Don't you have jobs? Kids? A spouse? Do any of you ever even leave the dock and -gasp- sail?

 

For fuck's sake, get a damn life. Most of you are acting as though Reid and Soyana both personally pissed in your breakfast cereal before they left.

 

Soanya will get her piddly 15min of fame and then fade into hippie obscurity. Reid is one rogue wave away from becoming fish food. Deal with it. Learn to laugh at their idocy, and stop taking this shit so goddamn serious.

 

If this stupid saga means that much to your pathetic existence that this pisses you off, then I truly feel sorry for your wasted life.

Well stated Shife! This thread used to be funny, now it should go away!
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So, should I take that to mean that you are not flying into town for Soanya's coming out party?

If she promised to strip naked, set her hair on fire, and sexually service Bill Clinton in the middle of Times Square (all at the same time), I still wouldn't waste my time on a naive girl who's accomplished absolutely nothing. Soanya has acheived the equivalent of surviving as a housewife on a boat for 300 days, and nothing more.

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this is funny.. 10 members posting away in an online a pub discussion.. and i bet most of us are imbibing right now.. so on the chance that i'm right.. what is it? I've got Johny Walker Black...

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There wouldn't be any harm if a) his interest was legitimate and B) he wasn't crashing a party to which he requested an invitation but was ignored (meaning, stay away). You're right - the whole thing is nonsense and, so long as it's just talk and bs, no harm done. It's stalking her and invading her privacy to which I object. THAT is what makes him and his sycophants wrong. Yammer away. Just stay away.

 

What the hell are you talking about... I invited Regatta Dog to the party. Get your shit straight.

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Fair's fair Jock, she isn't seeking privacy, she's seeking publicity.

 

I think that we need "some papparazzi freak(s)" to attend as well... Hmmm...

 

Smithers! Release The Hounds!

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What the fuck is your problem with someone having a mission? Isn't that the topic of this totally fucking ridiculous thread? There are some minor differences between the two missions that should be clarified:
  • Mine is not for 1000 days, I need to reprioritize my time with the onset of the sailing season,
  • I don't do this full time - I do this in my spare time in lieu of reading, TV, social interaction and personal hygiene,
  • My mission is not space analogous (unless of course I choose to call it that, in which case I'd have the first space analogous internet based mission in the history of the world),
  • I'm paying my own way without any financial assistance, and
  • Unlike Soanya I'm not going to quit 2/3 of the way through.

BTW - I almost got a summons - talked my way out of it by being the polite fellow that I am.

didn't she quit closer to not quite 1/3 of the way through?

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Why, thank you... I felt I had to include every post or would otherwise be accused of cherry-picking only those that put them in a bad light. They do that remarkably well all by themselves. Yes, to your conclusion! Some other thoughts once I read these as a group:

 

1) I believe Soanya would still be on that boat had they stayed in the sunny South Atlantic. I don't believe she'll be happier in NYC... too bad she couldn't make it to the South Pacific.

 

2) Despite what I think were some bogus posts done by MC, she communicated more in December than I realized. At the time, I truly was concerned for her safety.

 

3) I think the Perth rendevous plan was firmly in place by Day 270. Interesting how from there they tried to carry on status quo for the supporters back home, ie Weed's remark 10 days before the drop-off: "For a week ESE winds have driven us much more to the North than we intended"

 

4) Most strange of all: I started to feel a bit of empathy for Weed... both of their lives would have been vastly improved had she just shaved her head and quit worrying about a little salt in her hair when she stepped out of the pilothouse. Very often she comes across as a shallow little girl.

Mighty light! Oh holy night! It feels so right! Out of sight! ....... Void ho! ....Void ho! ....Void ho! .........

 

I know that the rendezvous was planned BEFORE THEY LEFT! How is that for a shocker...

And she wanted off the boat back around the time of the rescue call to SA MRCC... Apparently that was one of the reasons that my Hovian contact was so adamant that I call... There was a concern that Reid might have done something to her and went black.

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Anyone notice that they are posting AP copyright material without permission....

 

The AP really doesn't like that at all.

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YES.! RIGHT.!

 

Now lets get back on topic.

 

Where is the Cheese Scow NOW. No news for days.

 

Judging by the big fat High which has been lurking in the South Australian Bight for the last ten days RS & the fair schooner "Anne", (AKA "the Cheese Scow"), should have been getting a nice push down in the general direction of South New Zealand.

Though if his progress is as slow as previous, he probably isn't even half way to the South of Tasmania.

 

NEWS-----NEWS ---Anyone. :(

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WOW...

 

I thought posting that invitation might have interesting results but NEVER guessed that it would result in 3 pages! Hasn't been that much traffic all at once since the SAR call.

 

I hope all of you have fun at the party. I should have booked a flight and come out as well. Might check priceline to see what is available. It's hard to miss this one.

 

Cheers...

SF

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