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If you're a fan of Reid Stowe, you are certainly not a very good judge of character, humility or parenting.

 

Fuck off.

 

No fan of stowe, I. Not a fan of yours either. He's a grifter. You are an internet stalker. It's about the same level on the moral scale of repugnancy.

 

I think it's you who shoud f off, at least until the wheels in your head stop making that grinding noise.

 

OK, Yoda. Internet stalker? Reid has implored all of humanity to follow his voyage. He updates his website every other day, sends out press releases and does interviews. I'm following his voyage.

 

Some people comment about how wonderful and inspirational it is. I comment on how much bull shit it is. What's your beef?

 

Hundreds or even thousands of quotes, webby blog pages, stalky youtube postings and the seeming inability of any news source to have it's say without you piping up goes beyond mere following and commenting unto the realm of trying to dominate the show with your opinions.

 

Not that your opinions are bad, necessarily (other than teaching your kids the way of the stalker, and I do hope you were kidding about that). It's the persistent amount of energy that makes the thing seem warped to me. If you spend more time on Reid Stow PER DAY than you do taking a shit then you might just have a problem...

 

A couple of days off here and there might be a good idea.

 

I like this thread, I like SA, I might like you if you didn't appear so manic about the whole thing....

 

Rant over - again.

 

Watch the videos - they're not critical at all of Reid, they're reidiculous. Regarding the press and blogs - sure, I and many others have posted comments to set the record straight about the guy. The last entry on the blog that has facts about Reid was an update that he had paid off his child support. Good for Reid.

 

The press is no longer just printing copies of press releases generated by MC spin masters. Mainstream media now sees him as he really is. Is that so bad, or do you think it would be better for all the stuff in his past to surface only after he returned?

 

Also, I do some of my best work while enjoying my morning constitutional. I've got my own little Mission Control Room.

 

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I haven't heard of this type of cruise before, if it is in real then i would like to go for it. It will be very adventurous and even i want to know that how this experience will be, I have some friend

Why is it that you demand that other people prove their assertions to your satisfaction while you spout oft bizarre theories that utterly defy reason and expect to be taken seriously?.   Stowe isn't

Translation ... "Sorry dude, no names and/or locations because I made it all up."   Reality ... Reid "supporters" rise up in direct opposition of "rabidity" of Reid bashers.   For instance, look a

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Watch the videos - they're not critical at all of Reid, they're reidiculous. Regarding the press and blogs - sure, I and many others have posted comments to set the record straight about the guy. The last entry on the blog that has facts about Reid was an update that he had paid off his child support. Good for Reid.

 

The press is no longer just printing copies of press releases generated by MC spin masters. Mainstream media now sees him as he really is. Is that so bad, or do you think it would be better for all the stuff in his past to surface only after he returned?

 

Also, I do some of my best work while enjoying my morning constitutional. I've got my own little Mission Control Room.

 

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lol, you do have a sense of humor - and that's a saving grace. But by posting all this 'work' you are inviting the public to follow along with your own adventures, kind of a Reid-anal-agous internet presence. (sorry, but with the toilet array pic I couldn't help meself).

 

I think that the sheer volume of work tends to paint you to the casual viewer as a person with an unhealthy amount of interest in a phenomenon that is destined to be a footnote to the darwin awards.

 

Going to the airport and going to the party were a bit over the top, don't you think>?

 

I'm not really all that involved with hating Stow & consequently don't really care how he is portrayed. Anyone foolish enough to take the MC (mission control this time) crap at face value is likely to be too deeply involved transferring money from Nigeria into their bank account to pay much attention to anything else.

 

And, there's no point in engaging in a drawn out character ass-ass-ination (sorry) on a guy who consistently undermines himself.

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I screwed up, here is the correct pic for nice day 690..

 

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Do I see breasts?

 

You are really fucked up, stop posting when you are drinking your 12 YO grog.

 

OR

 

Go pleasure your wife, if she's not slaving away in you flash ass kitchen, BTW what do you go out and float on???

 

RD I'm still not sure wether Swanny isnt a reid lover!

After reading this post and others, I don't know if I should feel sorry or pity for you.

 

Are you uneducated or just mentally challenged?

 

I'm going to have a bitch...

 

And i think this is the best place as Swan70 and I joined SA due to this thread and around the same time.

 

Yes I know i can be a bastard CLICK HERE

 

Swan70 what sort of title is that? do you own one??? If you did, you certainly wouldn't carry on about your $140K kitchen or your 3ft thick stone farm house you have. You have brought this up in numerious threads!!! And posted pics of them... any pics of your ride???

 

You call me out on posts I've made go read the one you made about Ried WTF.

 

In the thread were you asked 'I can be sued for what' you quickly brought up "Oh i cant move because I've spent $140k kitchen" when part of your post you asked should i move?

 

You asked for input when you "ripped up your near new carpet" to polish your rose wood (or something like that) floors... Why did you put carpet down in the first place? Then you acted like a complete toss by saying "oh no I couldn't get somebody in as they wouldn't do as good as job as me!"

 

Swan keep posting your quickly search images as they are quite cool. But on the whole I think you are a wanker that (If you had a yacht) would run his generator in an anchorage so you could run your Aircon/heater and you big screen TV on you Swan70.

 

OK Rant over, Hey Seamad I still want a smoke!

"Nuts"

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Watch the videos - they're not critical at all of Reid, they're reidiculous. Regarding the press and blogs - sure, I and many others have posted comments to set the record straight about the guy. The last entry on the blog that has facts about Reid was an update that he had paid off his child support. Good for Reid.

 

The press is no longer just printing copies of press releases generated by MC spin masters. Mainstream media now sees him as he really is. Is that so bad, or do you think it would be better for all the stuff in his past to surface only after he returned?

 

Also, I do some of my best work while enjoying my morning constitutional. I've got my own little Mission Control Room.

 

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lol, you do have a sense of humor - and that's a saving grace. But by posting all this 'work' you are inviting the public to follow along with your own adventures, kind of a Reid-anal-agous internet presence. (sorry, but with the toilet array pic I couldn't help meself).

 

I think that the sheer volume of work tends to paint you to the casual viewer as a person with an unhealthy amount of interest in a phenomenon that is destined to be a footnote to the darwin awards.

 

Going to the airport and going to the party were a bit over the top, don't you think>?

 

I'm not really all that involved with hating Stow & consequently don't really care how he is portrayed. Anyone foolish enough to take the MC (mission control this time) crap at face value is likely to be too deeply involved transferring money from Nigeria into their bank account to pay much attention to anything else.

 

And, there's no point in engaging in a drawn out character ass-ass-ination (sorry) on a guy who consistently undermines himself.

 

??? Why over the top? Was it a private party? If so, why would they have let him in? Was RD rude? I do not see your point with these examples. There are several here who post only hateful remarks about someone they have never met personally. I agree with your statements about them. But, RD has gone to public events, posted public information, and alerted the public when the reports from MC were less than honest. The rest of the stuff has been humor (maybe bad taste at times) or only personal attacks when MC attacked him personally. I cannot remember when RD initiated a shit-fight (not saying he hasn't, just cannot remember). But, he responds to them well!!! Each time when RD has posted something that MC later fixes, RD has given them credit and changed his statement. Does RD spend too much time here? who cares!

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Our Messiah, Reid Stowe, is now on a mission to "heal the world". You can't make this shit up!! What about his 'concern' for his FSGFE unit, and their child?

 

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Day 694 - March 17, 2009

 

Wind SE 20 knots, Course NE, Speed 3 knots, Position 32*18s by 28*26w

 

World Healing Voyage?

 

I see this voyage in a crucial role of offering love, hope and healing for the earth: My actions directed to that cause are part of what has sustained me to sail continuously at sea for longer than any other human being. The further I go the more this outlook becomes obvious and necessary. I feel I am driven by the collective urging of humankind's unconsciousness.

 

I have come to realize that our concerns as individuals are meaningless without an equal concern for all of humanity. Our efforts are incomplete unless they incorporate Divine insight. In the wild storms of the far seas to heal myself I practice guided imagery, imagination, affirmation, meditation, alert relaxation and auto-suggestive approaches to stress reduction and energy transformation.

 

I have trust in the essence of God to relax, rest and renew and I found that God's healing love is always available. It comes with the awareness that we are all one. We all have the potential in our own small way to join in to the process of love and healing that spreads over the world just by imagining it and making it a part of our daily lives.

 

When I first started sailing I realized the ideal of striving for enlightenment with a responsibility of taking all of humanity along. Though I had a mix of controversial beliefs influenced by my times I tried to practice this. Around ten years ago Laurence Guillem and I spent 198 days at sea on "The Odyssey of the Sea Turtle", drawing a turtle into the ocean with our course. That was meant to remind the world of the ancient wisdom Aesop's fable of the" Tortoise and the Hare", to go slowly but surely. When we got positive worldwide press I realized that the media had helped spread a healing message. Everyone can understand it around the world and the moment they contemplate the wisdom and the wonder healing energy is released in their bodies and spreads outwards.

 

As part of history this healing goes on - it is a goal for this voyage. After the storm the rainbow lifts our spirits.

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Canine Breaks World Record

March 17, 2009 - CScow Associated Press

Cumberland Trail, United Republic of Tanzania

Updated 24 Nanaseconds Ago

 

A bitterly angry canine known for moral repugnancy and delusions of internet stalking grandeur virtually stoned his way into world record books today, staying awake for the duration of two entire frat boy rants in a single 24 hour period.

 

The prior record holder, isolated on vacation and not present to defend himself, launched a 20-year multi-media advertising blitz promoting frat boy achievements, utilizing his notebook PC, satellite link, web site, highly compensated editorial and fund raising staff, a former parole officer, several Hoboken marketing firms, a global shipping and child welfare agency, and a friend named Sparky to keep the public overly informed. "Defending invented world records is a full time job, taking a serious toll on family and frat boys alike. Few lack the moral fiber to call this a life time career. But I can, thanks to blessings from my good buddies Buddha and Jesus. It's FANTASTIC!!!", according to statements forwarded to CScow Press.

 

Guinness World Records declined formal comment, citing Accounts Receivable restrictions, but acknowledged a backlog of world-record certification applications involving a Sailorman, at least one frat boy, a gimballed platform, and Squawk had been on file for many years, possibly delaying recognition of today's mean spirited canine record.

 

A concurrent record attempt failed when a gleeful little prick, desperately ignoring frat boy rants, became distracted by fermenting and spontaneously combusting piles of damp rope and unused sail covers. "Forensic incendiary cordage reports were submitted to NASA as a precaution", noted a hateful fire marshall at the scene. "However, at this time, anonymous forum dweller feedback indicates a miraculous lack of consequences, aside from our truck doing that half-pipe 720-backflip as we approached the scene in excess of 4 knots". The gleeful little prick was treated to a hearty round of applause, called a Newbie, told to "foff" (sic) and get a life, and released pending notification of Sailorman kin.

 

Some observers questioned the need for today's record attempts, suggesting negativity toward frat boys was a piss-poor excuse for a hobby. "People spend far too much time discussing fratboy-ignoring techniques, attempting frat ignoring world records, making photo chops of ignored frat boys, and writing incredibly long run-on sentences, with lots of commas, about the general topic of ignored frat boys. Frankly, over the next several weeks, their time would be better spent producing fire extinguishers and putting out all those burning piles of ropes, sail covers, and smoldering bean sprouts, before someone gets virtually executed. It smells like an ethanol factory around here!".

 

Hoboken Journal of New Age Medicine staff, conducting video survailance and early childhood education seminars at JFK airport, paused to issue an emergency advisory, warning readers to seek medical attention if wheels in your head make that grinding noise more than four hours. "That grinding noise associated with prolonged exposure to frat boys should be taken seriously, even by doubters and spiteful canines. With early detection and diagnosis, the condition can easily be treated with HamSand, an over-the-counter medication".

 

 

HamSand is intended to be taken with Grey Poupon on wheat and carries serious risk of side effects, including death, mayhem, senseless laughter, dehydration associated with pissing your pants, light-headedness, excessive farting, grand mal finger pointing, poddy mouth, increased sensitivity to azure humor, and upset Chakra. Fainting and melodramatic movement of arms, legs, trunk, keyboard, and mouse has been observed in some patients. Do not consume HamSand if you are asleep, pregnant, thinking of getting pregnant, currently getting your girlfriend pregnant, a celebate frat boy, a celebate frat boy thinking of getting pregnant, or sewing sails, which may put someones eye out. Also avoid HamSand when begging Congress for $500 Billion, to avoid appearances of living suspiciously high on the hog. CScow Press neither endorses nor verifies HamSand pharmaceutical claims. Inform your veteran doctor HamSand with Grey Poupon mustard is undoubtedly right for you.

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Stowe continues to dazzle me with his arrogance.

 

And the kiddies at MC still eat this stuff up and try and promote the hell out of it. Doesn't look like the most recent press release got much traction. Thankfully the media outlets that fell prey to the influence of a few of the Hovians earlier now realize what foolishness this exercise in raw self promotion is.

 

Come on MC, open up the old blog for comments. You enjoy taking advantage of the freedoms given to all opinions here. Share the luv.

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If you're a fan of Reid Stowe, you are certainly not a very good judge of character, humility or parenting.

 

Fuck off.

 

No fan of stowe, I. Not a fan of yours either. He's a grifter. You are an internet stalker. It's about the same level on the moral scale of repugnancy.

 

I think it's you who shoud f off, at least until the wheels in your head stop making that grinding noise.

 

OK, Yoda. Internet stalker? Reid has implored all of humanity to follow his voyage. He updates his website every other day, sends out press releases and does interviews. I'm following his voyage.

 

Some people comment about how wonderful and inspirational it is. I comment on how much bull shit it is. What's your beef?

 

Oh, he's not really a stalker--just a total dick who's found this miraculous, no-consequences outlet for his bitter anger which also feeds his delusions of grandeur.

 

Um, Fratboy, you might want to take a look at your posts, it appears they are almost exclusively about RD. I think you have developed some sort of unhealthy obsession with him.

 

 

Well, I'm sorry. He strikes me as a gleeful little prick, so what can I do but point it out?

 

Reid strikes me as an egotistical, freeloading, nut job, so what can I do but point it out?

 

Thanks for validating my actions.

 

YAAAAWN. It's always the same with you. You try to make the argument about Reid Stowe, which you can always win, so then your own behavior stays out of the conversation. It's a brilliant strategy, really, "RD". Only I'm saying that Reid Stowe may indeed be a scumbag, but so are you!

 

With your pornography, your off-camera interviews, and your stupid made-up name, you really do remind me of Ugly George.

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Hey guys? ...... HEY GUYS!?...........HEY GUYS!!! Look at me! I'm praying!

 

Hey guys, but really pay attention to me! I'm making fun of Reid Stowe again!! Isn't this great?! Can you believe it?! In high school I was one of those kids who always got beat up, but now I'm one of the popular bullies!! Doing this just makes me feel great about myself! I have all these friends, and I'm so cool. My only regret is that I'm still too much of a coward to use my real name when I go out to do those cool, hysterical interviews or show up at the hippy parties for Reid or Soanya. It doesn't matter, though. Calling myself Regatta Dog is rad, and this way my boss and my ex-wife won't find out.

 

Oh, I've never been so happy in my life. Thank God for the internet, and porn, and internet porn. Oh, and Reid Stowe, of course!

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Hey guys? ...... HEY GUYS!?...........HEY GUYS!!! Look at me! I'm praying!

 

Hey guys, but really pay attention to me! I'm making fun of Reid Stowe again!! Isn't this great?! Can you believe it?! In high school I was one of those kids who always got beat up, but now I'm one of the popular bullies!! Doing this just makes me feel great about myself! I have all these friends, and I'm so cool. My only regret is that I'm still too much of a coward to use my real name when I go out to do those cool, hysterical interviews or show up at the hippy parties for Reid or Soanya. It doesn't matter, though. Calling myself Regatta Dog is rad, and this way my boss and my ex-wife won't find out.

 

Oh, I've never been so happy in my life. Thank God for the internet, and porn, and internet porn. Oh, and Reid Stowe, of course!

 

Sorry Fratboy, it is a pretty funny photo when you consider all his photos are contrived self promotional rubbish. Too bad he's not wearing his Cappy hat, tropical print shirt and shades.

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Hey guys? ...... HEY GUYS!?...........HEY GUYS!!! Look at me! I'm praying!

 

Hey guys, but really pay attention to me! I'm making fun of Reid Stowe again!! Isn't this great?! Can you believe it?! In high school I was one of those kids who always got beat up, but now I'm one of the popular bullies!! Doing this just makes me feel great about myself! I have all these friends, and I'm so cool. My only regret is that I'm still too much of a coward to use my real name when I go out to do those cool, hysterical interviews or show up at the hippy parties for Reid or Soanya. It doesn't matter, though. Calling myself Regatta Dog is rad, and this way my boss and my ex-wife won't find out.

 

Oh, I've never been so happy in my life. Thank God for the internet, and porn, and internet porn. Oh, and Reid Stowe, of course!

 

 

wow, first sparky snaps her suspenders and now fratboy is double posting and channeling RD.

you really can't make this shit up!

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Fratboy, Guess if we took a poll here about who is the favorite poster it would probably be RD. You keep forgetting the theme of this thread...it IS to bash WEid. RD has been way kinder than many of us. Go back to MC.

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Don't know how you missed this one, BBS:

 

 

Day 692386

 

Mr. Richard's Class Questions

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

 

 

Day 692386 - March 15, 2009

 

Wind NNE 25 knots, Course ESE, Speed 3 knots, Position 32*03s by 29*54w

 

Mr. Richard's Class Questions

 

Dear Mr. Richard's class,

 

Thanks for following the voyage and writing. I think it is great that you started following the voyage in 6th grade and now you are in the 8th grade! I'll try to answer as many of your questions as I can. At this very moment I am sitting at the computer on the chart table in the pilothouse. It is a secure spot and I can sit here in all conditions. As a kid I used to play exploring games with my brothers and friends. My Dad and relatives built little boats, so I started boating when I was quite young. I didn't "get" this boat, I built it with my family and friends - you can see a boat building section with a picture slideshow at the beginning of the website.

 

Yes of course I miss everybody, but I communicate often with my Mom and Dad and Soanya who sends pics of our son Darshen. I don't get lonely because of this and I am busy surviving on my mission. I work hard and have fun and time passes very fast. The wide open ocean is very beautiful, but there is not much animal life to see. There are birds and porpoises and sometimes a whale surfaces.

 

I am moving up into warmer water and will start seeing flying fish and mahi mahi fish (or Dorado). That is the only kind of fish that I catch - look back through my pics and you will see me catching cleaning and preserving them, so I can eat fish everyday. We wrapped our food very well in layers of plastic and I still have plenty left to eat, like rice, beans, pasta, oats and plenty more. The sprouts that I grow are the most important food for me. Ever since I started adventuring as a teenager, I cooked delicious meals for myself and my friends.

 

The oceans are big and I try to stay far from the dangers of land, so I can live my life safely at sea. I never stop at night unless the wind stops. I have gotten in the habit of waking up many times in the night to look around, but I am far away at sea and I never see anything. Most of the bad storms that I experienced were in the colder parts of the oceans and I am now moving up into warmer waters so I hope I don't get any bad storms.

 

The sunrise this morning was beautiful! I look forward to staying in touch.

 

Best wishes,

 

Reid

 

[EDnote: Click on "Read More" to see the class note and questions]

 

 

 

Captain Reid,

 

It was good to hear from you. We have been following your voyage since you left. I read about your voyage in the Kansas City Star and brought the article in the next day and talked with the class about it. We've been looking at your Website and getting the updates since then, so thanks so much for returning our e-mail. I made a PowerPoint slide of your beginning days. I could send it to you if you have the software for it. Here are some questions from my class. Hope everything is going well.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mr. Richards

 

Captain Reid;

What are you doing right now?

Did you thing of this when you were a kid?

Can you send me some of your plant seeds?

What is the most fish you have caught?

Andrew

 

Captain Reid;

Are you missing your family?

I wish the best of luck!

Are you tired of eating fish?

Would you like a steak?

Your Friend,

Nick

 

Captain Reid;

Are you lonely on your boat?

I enjoy hearing about what is going during your voyage.

We have been following you since you left.

Have you seen any other animals beside bird?

From,

Dillon

 

Captain Reid;

What inspired you to go out to sea for 1000 days?

Did you live near a river or lake when you were young?

We have been following you since I was in the sixth grade and I'm in eight now.

Are you talking to Soanya much?

From,

Marshall

 

Captain Reid;

When did you get your boat?

Have you seen any whales lately?

Are you running of food?

Do you ever see any islands?

Do you stop sailing at night?

From,

Austin W.

 

Captain Reid;

Is it very quiet on the boat?

From your friend,

Austin C.

 

Captain Reid;

Have there been any storms lately?

How hot does it get?

How many fish do you catch in a day?

How do you cook your food?

Your friend,

Kim

 

Captain Reid;

Did you see any dolphins and if so where at?

How's your food supply holding up?

Mrs. Rudd

 

Captain Reid;

What is your son's name?

Sincerely,

Chris

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Captain Reid? An insult to Captain Kangaroo.

 

Yet another wholesome persona MC is trying desperately to promote for the media.

 

If Stowe was genuinely interested in promoting education he should have begun long ago. Reeks of hollow insincerity, as usual.

 

Look at the educational programs Bruce Schwab and Rich Wilson organized BEFORE they set sail in their respective Vendee editions. Then they maintained correspondence and content rigorously during their entire voyage.

 

Why doesn't he discuss fatherhood and parental responsibility. Captain Reid, what are child support payments? What happens to daddies who don't pay them?

 

Another steaming pile of sprout shit.

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Ooh boy, I can hear the whining now....8th Graders reemed by Frat for asking such perceptive questions.

 

Would you like a steak? - Nick <-- Class bully, probably a hater.

 

Can you send me some of your plant seeds? - Andrew <--Kid getting a jump start on self-funding his college education

 

Have you seen any other animals beside bird? - Dillon <--Bored kid in back row. Fell asleep during GoodNews simulcast

 

Talking to Soanya much? - Marshall <-- Secretary/Treasurer, Junior Stalkers of America

 

Do you ever see any islands? -Austin <--President of Worm Club

 

What is your son's name? - Chris <---Gifted kid with box of #2 lead pencils, sitting front/center, proposing Pop Quiz question

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Ooh boy, I can hear the whining now....8th Graders reemed by Frat for asking such perceptive questions.

 

Would you like a steak? - Nick <-- Class bully, probably a hater.

 

Can you send me some of your plant seeds? - Andrew <--Kid getting a jump start on self-funding college education

 

Have you seen any other animals beside bird? - Dillon <--Bored kid in back row. Fell asleep during live GoodNews Broadcast simulcast

 

Talking to Soanya much? - Marshall <-- Secretary.Treasurer, Junior Stalkers of America

 

Seen any whales lately? Do you ever see any islands? -Austin <--President of Worm Club

 

What is your son's name? - Chris <---Gifted kid with box of #2 lead pencils, sitting front/center, proposing Pop Quiz question

 

 

Last one to Reid's position in the virtual VOR game is a Rotnest Island rotten egg.*

 

 

 

* The above ferro cement fair comment reefers refers to nothing more than a small soiled tackle boot spoiled cackle fruit. Any intervention impersonation gestation interpretation Beyonce beyond that is pruriently purely at the Reider's rider's roadies reader's discretion.

 

Happy Saint Patties Paint Daddy's Day!

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If you're a fan of Reid Stowe, you are certainly not a very good judge of character, humility or parenting.

 

Fuck off.

 

No fan of stowe, I. Not a fan of yours either. He's a grifter. You are an internet stalker. It's about the same level on the moral scale of repugnancy.

 

I think it's you who shoud f off, at least until the wheels in your head stop making that grinding noise.

 

OK, Yoda. Internet stalker? Reid has implored all of humanity to follow his voyage. He updates his website every other day, sends out press releases and does interviews. I'm following his voyage.

 

Some people comment about how wonderful and inspirational it is. I comment on how much bull shit it is. What's your beef?

 

 

yeah, RD's a dick!! :o

 

Oh, he's not really a stalker--just a total dick who's found this miraculous, no-consequences outlet for his bitter anger which also feeds his delusions of grandeur.

 

Um, Fratboy, you might want to take a look at your posts, it appears they are almost exclusively about RD. I think you have developed some sort of unhealthy obsession with him.

 

 

Well, I'm sorry. He strikes me as a gleeful little prick, so what can I do but point it out?

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Hey guys? ...... HEY GUYS!?...........HEY GUYS!!! Look at me! I'm praying!

 

Hey guys, but really pay attention to me! I'm making fun of Reid Stowe again!! Isn't this great?! Can you believe it?! In high school I was one of those kids who always got beat up, but now I'm one of the popular bullies!! Doing this just makes me feel great about myself! I have all these friends, and I'm so cool. My only regret is that I'm still too much of a coward to use my real name when I go out to do those cool, hysterical interviews or show up at the hippy parties for Reid or Soanya. It doesn't matter, though. Calling myself Regatta Dog is rad, and this way my boss and my ex-wife won't find out.

 

Oh, I've never been so happy in my life. Thank God for the internet, and porn, and internet porn. Oh, and Reid Stowe, of course!

 

Sorry Fratboy, it is a pretty funny photo when you consider all his photos are contrived self promotional rubbish. Too bad he's not wearing his Cappy hat, tropical print shirt and shades.

 

Didn't Reid say he lost his "mitten" cap a year ago? How old is this photo that he is using to show his greater bond with his spiritual self?

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Didn't Reid say he lost his "mitten" cap a year ago? How old is this photo that he is using to show his greater bond with his spiritual self?

 

I expect that most pics on the site are old ones.

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You keep forgetting the theme of this thread...it IS to bash WEid. Go back to MC.

 

what a creep. speak for yourself. your sick thrill 'bashing' reid isn't funny, interesting or healthy. you are a plague on this thread, contributing nothing but ignorance and psychosis.

stating that bashing is why you are here really sums it up in a neurotic nutshell.

you aren't clever or amusing; fratboy is both.

where the fuck do you get the audacity to tell someone to get off this thread?

anytime there is a man and a boat story, i am interested and this one is a doozy.

ok group hug billy if this sicko partners with a 65 pound luke in 2 fathoms so i can film the bubbles for the horrible people hall of shame.

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Will you guys please quit with the void-ho bombs, already??? And, those kids in school addressing him as "Captain" kind of pisses me off. How do we track them down, and let them in on the truth??

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

What records is he setting?

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Wow! I'm the only one on this thread right now. It's rad to be on this side of the world.

Reid is still a narcissistic SOB. God Botherer. And full of himself. And I first met him long ago... He was full of himself then, too. Very charismatic. But absolutely full of himself (shit). He used to brag that when he fucked he never came and that's why the girls loved him. I guess he made a mistake in the South Atlantic with Soy.

Hey RD! Don't let the turkey's get you down, lad. Sock puppets! MC slaves!

Cheers from the edge of the world! B)

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Day 15 - March 19, 2009

Wind 42 knots, Course E, Speed 1.1 knots, Position 47*08s by 170*54w

 

Running Errands In the Southern Ocean

 

Life as a virtual endurance ocean racer is beyond normal human comprehension. Still, I do my best to explain.

 

Today we are running errands, virtual sailing on an iPhone while picking up dry cleaning, replenishing household provisions, dropping by the pet store to get seed for the bird feeder, buying a fresh New York Strip steak for dinner, and spending considerable time finding virtual parking spaces.

 

For the benefit of those who have not yet seen my press releases, I am blessed to hold two world records, for most time spent navigating Southern Ocean parking lots, single handed, while talking and while text-messaging on a cell phone, respectively. Few even attempt such a feat, for two reasons.

 

First, spiteful sailors tend to honk their horns, making it difficult to concentrate. Some even yell mean spirited comments like "Where did you learn to virtually sail, asshat?", forcing me to head upwind, raise the heavy spinnaker to stop the boat, mouse over to Google Maps, and show them where Hoboken is.

 

And then there is the restroom problem. Restrooms are surprisingly scarce in the Southern Ocean. As I look out at the expansive 6462 miles between me and Rio, I uncontrollably point my index finger at the horizon displayed on my screen and realize I should have skipped drinking that 64-ounce Long Island iced tea back in New Zealand, virtually two weeks ago.

 

Such hardships are not new to me. Weeks ago, when I first started virtual sailing, I planned to survive on food prepared by my girlfriend, when she wasn't busy doing my laundry or having sex with me. But she decided to pack most of her belongings and go visit her mother, as girlfriends have done throughout virtual sailing history, leaving me to fend for my virtual self.

 

Fortunately, virtual sailors quickly learn to improvise, using resources on hand or readily available at nearby liquor and convenience stores. Today, I found a 10-cents off coupon for "Mac & Cheese" stuck on the refrigerator, but it was for store brand (not authentic Kraft Mac & Cheese). Store brand is okay if virtually all you have are sprouts and stale, slightly salty crackers. Otherwise, handmade is obviously better, even if you've never cooked before and may subject yourself to food poisoning. So I skipped the processed Mac & Cheese idea, bought a 3-pound bag of noodles and 5-pound brick of Velveeta cheese, stuffed them into a crock pot, sewed the lid shut with drywall screws, and presto! My vegetable side dish was virtually cooked and ready to eat in only 11 hours, a full hour before the next (GMT+1) VORG wind update, leaving just enough time to microwave my New York Strip steak.

 

A class of students recently emailed me, asking "Do you ever get tired of Strip Steak?", "Can you please send me a case of your Belgian Tripel?", and "Is your girlfriend still speaking to you?". Kids are silly that way. Of course I get tired of Strip Steak, and sometimes eat Rib Eye's, hamburgers, hot dogs, pork chops, and deep dish pizza. And yes, my girlfriend appeared to be speaking to me when I last saw her. (I couldn't hear what she was saying, as that would require taking off my headphones and missing the VORG sound track). Jesus was still out celebrating St. Pat's Day, but Buddah and I sent the class a response, suggesting they ignore math and reading and spend their entire school day following my VORG mission.

 

We go about daily routines, taking naps, corresponding with eager Nigerian sponsors, forgetting to take out the trash on garbage pickup day, and rapidly losing VORG positions, as squirrels empty the bird feeder and calls from work go to the answering machine. Life is good in the Roaring 40's.

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

 

I think you meant WEid is DEMANDING a lot of attention...But my question is: He is? Where,? By whom? No press. He's a dick. SO are you.

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Wow! I'm the only one on this thread right now. It's rad to be on this side of the world.

Reid is still a narcissistic SOB. God Botherer. And full of himself. And I first met him long ago... He was full of himself then, too. Very charismatic. But absolutely full of himself (shit). He used to brag that when he fucked he never came and that's why the girls loved him. I guess he made a mistake in the South Atlantic with Soy.

Hey RD! Don't let the turkey's get you down, lad. Sock puppets! MC slaves!

Cheers from the edge of the world! B)

 

Must not have been able to come because he was so full of crack or coke. News bulletin, WEid, women get sore as a Mo Fo if you just keep banging away...needs a little lube occasionally. Moron.

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Why is Mahi Mahi the only kind of fish he can catch? WTF is that all about?

 

Cuz he, Cheesus and the Fat guy made a deal with Mahi-Mahi about 87 pages ago that if the Mahi-Mahi gave up there life to sustain him, he would consume them with reverence and hope - Or some such tripe

 

Cheesus indeed. I'm glad I only check into this thread every few days or so. There's only so much of this lunacy my fragile mind can absorb.

 

Thanks for clearing that up.

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

 

Jeeze, you sound like his brother! Are you?

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

What records is he setting?

 

Come on Miss Salty. Enlighten us. Any allegedy noteworthy records will not stand up to scrutiny.

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Wow! I'm the only one on this thread right now. It's rad to be on this side of the world.

Reid is still a narcissistic SOB. God Botherer. And full of himself. And I first met him long ago... He was full of himself then, too. Very charismatic. But absolutely full of himself (shit). He used to brag that when he fucked he never came and that's why the girls loved him. I guess he made a mistake in the South Atlantic with Soy.

Hey RD! Don't let the turkey's get you down, lad. Sock puppets! MC slaves!

Cheers from the edge of the world! B)

 

Kind of obvious Weedo fancies himself the Stud. Can't help but note how he most recently described Soanya as his "girlfriend". Seriously hope she doesn't expect too much support from the father of her child upon his return.........if he returns.

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

 

The only attention Reid is commanding is here. The hits on his own website rarely go over 2000 per entry, and I have to believe a good number of those come from people here. Why hasn't the press picked up on these supposed records? Perhaps because their bogus? No records have been set by Reid (Jon Sanders, crew of the Fram).

 

Assuming he does make it 1000 days, he's making it more difficult for himself to earn a living off this train wreck on his return. His fantasies about Jesus and Buddha massages certainly don't help his image as a "professional sailor", "adventurer" or "explorer". He's a nut job.

 

The only venue for exposure he's likely to get upon his return would be 20 minutes on Springer as Soanya beats him senseless with an aluminum chair. We can only pray that she won't be enticed by an offer of Mardi Gras beads.

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Reid is commanding a lot of attention lately and I think he derserves every bit of it. Regardless of what his past is and if you like him or not, he's still out there sailing, floating, drifting, whatever but he's been out there longer than ANYONE! :P You got to give a guy some credit who can build his own boat with his own hands and sail it out there longer than anyone. Whether you like him or not he's setting records. :rolleyes:;)

 

The only venue for exposure he's likely to get upon his return would be 20 minutes on Springer as Soanya beats him senseless with an aluminum chair. We can only pray that she won't be enticed by an offer of Mardi Gras beads.

Every time I think to myself "why the hell do I check in on this thread every day" Somebody posts a gem like this. Bravo RD, I almost wet my pants.

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Been away from the Train Wreck for a while and thought I would take a gander to see if he has run aground (nope), sunk (nope) or descended into madness (Yep!!!).

 

Gotta agree with you Swan... RD is the LR of the Cheese Scow Thread.

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Bravo, Nick, but neither of these two are even CLOSE to being the first Stowe-Ho (love that phrase - you must trademark it and add it to the Urban Dictionary). He's probably got hundreds under his belt, especially his older art partons. Well, I'm just a gigolo, as life goes on without me. He's the Stowe-Ho personified.

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RD's a dick!!

Go eat a bag of dicks.

VBman, that phrase was funny when doghouse used it yesterday.

 

Must suck to be you.......'the village SA idiot'.

 

You are full of Shit Swan, I pity you!

 

Why do you lie about your life?

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php...t&p=2190962 disput any of any of these points!

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That may be very ture, but i would rather be an idiot than a lair!

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RD's a dick!!

Go eat a bag of dicks.

VBman, that phrase was funny when doghouse used it yesterday.

 

Must suck to be you.......'the village SA idiot'.

 

You are full of Shit Swan, I pity you!

 

Why do you lie about your life?

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php...t&p=2190962 disput any of any of these points!

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That may be very ture, but i would rather be an idiot than a lair!

 

He's not a liar, he just doesn't have to answer to you or anyone else, for that matter. You would probably be lucky to have half of what he has.

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Yeah let's get back to Reid. That's what this thread is all about. You know, Reids following his own trip. I say more power to him! More people ought to persue their dreams, large and small. To each his own, live and let live, whatever. Reid is out there going for it! Imagine being knocked down in a schooner like that, all by yourself!! The guy's going through some gnarly stuff. If it takes Budda, Jesus, and a bong to do it, than so be it! I'm just hoping he doesn't go Crowhurst on us!! Keep it up Reid! We'll keep following you.....and by the way, I think a lot of the nay sayer's are chocking on the words they're eating. :P:o

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Yeah let's get back to Reid. That's what this thread is all about. You know, Reids following his own trip. I say more power to him! More people ought to persue their dreams, large and small. To each his own, live and let live, whatever. Reid is out there going for it! Imagine being knocked down in a schooner like that, all by yourself!! The guy's going through some gnarly stuff. If it takes Budda, Jesus, and a bong to do it, than so be it! I'm just hoping he doesn't go Crowhurst on us!! Keep it up Reid! We'll keep following you.....and by the way, I think a lot of the nay sayer's are chocking on the words they're eating. :P:o

I'll ask again, what records is he setting?

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The hits on his own website rarely go over 2000 per entry,

is it really that low?

 

Yup. Link - 1000 days stats (not void ho).

 

With an average of 2000 hits per entry, and an entry every other day, that means he's averaging about 1000 views per day.

 

That's about the same daily average that visit this TFR thread on a daily basis.

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The hits on his own website rarely go over 2000 per entry,

is it really that low?

 

Yup. Link - 1000 days stats (not void ho).

 

With an average of 2000 hits per entry, and an entry every other day, that means he's averaging about 1000 views per day.

 

That's about the same daily average that visit this TFR thread on a daily basis.

Hits on a web page refers to anything that needs a link other than the actual page. eg Images etc.. Images can come down to the Black lines that make up the box around this post.

 

 

 

So 2000 hits per day could just be 20 real visitors per day, not that I've been ther but WE could just be keeping them going

 

EDIT.

 

Yep most likely the only traffic MC is getting could be is from SA. RD your job is done. I still cant belive the guy hasnt sunk and not to heard of again...

 

Sailflat i here a SAR.

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The hits on his own website rarely go over 2000 per entry,

is it really that low?

 

Yup. Link - 1000 days stats (not void ho).

 

With an average of 2000 hits per entry, and an entry every other day, that means he's averaging about 1000 views per day.

 

That's about the same daily average that visit this TFR thread on a daily basis.

 

 

So I guess that proves that bad publicity is better than no publicity?

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guys, please take it to Your A Dick Anarchy and ask for Espo and lets return to topic

 

Sorry McShrimpton

 

You come across as being a Head Mistress that i dont want to mess with

 

Hopefully Swan70, therightstuff and aseawolf will agreee with you.

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Got to be an old pic, his sailcloth can't look that fresh?? Why didn't someone give him a used sewing machine? Extreme poor preparation on his part.

 

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Day 696 - March 19, 2009

 

Wind SSE 5 knots, Course E, Speed 2.3 knots, Position 31*23s by 27*36w

Glassy Calm Sail Cut

 

The wind is mostly out of the E against us. A few days ago a two-day very grey drizzly storm from the NE burst our big jib in half as I tried to sail against it. It is repaired and going again, this time in light winds. Yesterday the wind calmed off completely and I took advantage of that to hoist an old sail that was given to me just before we left that I had never taken out of the bag. I meant to cut it up and make paintings on it, but it is a good thing I didn't - it fits in place of the capsize-destroyed staysail almost perfectly.

 

I pulled it tightly into place and marked it on the luff and the leach. Now I have to sew two layers of reinforcement foot tap along the bottom with the foot rope tucked in. Then I will sew the two corner patches with big rings back on and set up a luff line that allows the sail to pull away from the headstay when it is raised and lowered.

 

It was quite a surprise to see a great wandering albatross in such warm weather. He swooped by barely noticing us, then glided away. In the clear water a spiny pufferfish wiggled up to us. Our lively jackfish that have been swimming with us greeted him like a pack of dogs. The pufferfish curled his tail and waited until they were through circling him, then they all swam under the schooner.

 

At night the wind died down completely and I laid under a billion stars looking at them through the binoculars. The most luminous stars reflected brilliant streaks of bright dancing liquid light on the undulating glassy surface of the sea. A shooting star exploded across the sky and for a moment looked like a comet, a flashing feather in the sky.

 

This is a fine place to be.

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Wow! Offshore for a couple of days sans internet and all hell breaks loose. Good golly, Frat Boys attacking Dawg, Jib Stain unfurling on Dawg, and suddenly there is a pack of flesh eating internet "facilitators" all going after the Dawg Man. Where da bitches at? indeed... I think some of them are here and their panties are in a bunch. But let me explain.

 

For those who have not quite grasped the following fact, be forewarned, your IQ will suddenly grow expedentially upon complete cogitation.

 

FACT: This thread and the antics of Wei®d will in fact cause severe complications for sailors and armchair sailors alike. The complications differ depending on your level of sailing expertise and the kind of sled you drive. Let me explain. (Wish I could photochop like some of you so that I could properly illustrate the complications that result from reading this thread.)

 

The complications for cruisers like myself includes anxiety over such realizations as, "Shit I might actually run into the drifting one somewhere, wonder if he has AIS and a radar reflector," to "OMG, my family and friends already think we are a bit nuts - hope they don't read about this guy," to "I just know I will be the closest vessel to Sir Drift-A-Lot when he hits the EPIRB and steps up into his Zodiac, correction, donated liferaft."

 

Complications for trailor sailors include: "Peggy Sue, do you think our MacGreggor 26 with the 75hp can tow the cheese scow?" to "Momma, I think I know what I am gonna do with my life, I'm gonna sell that there MacGreggor 26 and go and build me a skewner! Then after that, I'm gonna find the youngest willing piece of ass and drift aimlessly with her while skipping boat payments."

 

Complications for Maersk includes "Where is he now?"

 

Complications for the DEA includes "Maybe he is drifting so slow such as to pick up floating bales of pot."

 

Complications for Rarely Salty and Frat Child includes "Why is everyone picking on Wei®d?" to "Where da bitches at? Oh wait, here I am."

 

Complications for Swan70 and other yachties who wear Blue Blazers with shorts includes realizations like those experienced by Ted Kennedy. "No windmills in Nantucket Sound. They are a hazard to navigation because I would have to put down my beverage to steer around them. I hear there is this Wei®d Stowe guy drifting out there, we should enact legislation to prevent him from becoming an eyesore from our shores, thereby preventing his return until the economy really tanks itself." to "Muffy, call our hired captain and tell him to change course, there is an ugly schooner blocking my view from the stateroom on my Swan 70."

 

Complications for Regatta Dawg, CScow and others include "obsessive compulsive gotta shine some light on this stupidity syndrome."

 

Complications for MC include: "WTF? he said what? There goes the PayPal button again. Why are we in CONTROL of this guy again?"

 

And finally, complications for Budha and Jesus include: "Dude, I don't know about you, but massaging this guys arms is making me horny. I must be a Catholic priest after all." to "Where is Sparky da Ho? I need my belly rubbed."

 

Seriously, this guy is an afront to all who ply the sea for so many reasons that many of us are just pissed that he is even allowed to float let alone drift aimlessly. Good news though for Frat Child, I hear the new Hunter 50 has a hot tub aft in the master stateroom. After your bonus check from AIG, you should go buy one and drift about looking for Wei®d.

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A shooting star exploded across the sky and for a moment looked like a comet, a flashing feather in the sky.

 

Maybe he can check with his pals at the Hayden Planetarium and get a bit of clarification. Or, better yet, maybe one of the 6th graders in Mr. Richards' class can explain to him what a shooting star really is.

 

 

 

BTW - You don't need to cut sails to make paintings on them. I captured this masterpiece frostbiting just last week.

 

 

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Slightly Salty - Time to grab a box of Kleenex and some lotion. After 696 days at sea, Reid is less than 100 miles from completing his first circumnavigation!

 

Stay by your computer, it could happen any week now.

 

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Wow, Weedo finally has a goal. Look at him claw his way North to cross his outound track thanks to the SA reminder of the definition of circumnavigation. Or as MC refers to it as his FIRST circumnavigation. Otherwise he would be drifting east for another South Atlantic loop.

 

Popped over to the 1000 Day site. Chuckle whenever I read his new quote in the banner, "No sails up. Howling storm outside". So manly. Probably gets our little Salty wet everytime she sees it.

 

Anyway, never noticed Voyage Highlights Section. Pretty entertaining, especially Day 248, December 26, 2007, "Soanya realizes she must leave, but there is no land nearby. The next port will have to be in Australia, what should have been one month away due to gales was two months away.". She jumped ship in Perth on 2/22/08. On 12/26/2007 they were SE of Durban, SA. If I had someone onboard who had to leave I would have made for the nearest port, especially if she was preggers. I'm sure it wouldn't have been a problem for such an experienced seaman and capable vessel.

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Got to be an old pic, his sailcloth can't look that fresh?? Why didn't someone give him a used sewing machine? Extreme poor preparation on his part.

 

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You're probably right. Don't think double lifelines forward remain intact.

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After Reid's incredibly insightful astronomy lesson, I thought I'd drop in a little anatomy lesson for Mr. Rodger's 6th grade class.

 

 

 

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(For those of you who've only recently started following this epic journey, before Reid drew the Fudgie the WhaleTM ice cream cake in the Sacred Sea, he drew a heart in the Atlantic.)

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(For those of you who've only recently started following this epic journey, before Reid drew the Fudgie the WhaleTM ice cream cake in the Sacred Sea, he drew a heart in the Atlantic.)

 

 

I thought it was a sea turtle??????

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(For those of you who've only recently started following this epic journey, before Reid drew the Fudgie the WhaleTM ice cream cake in the Sacred Sea, he drew a heart in the Atlantic.)

 

 

I thought it was a sea turtle??????

 

 

That was years ago, between the cultural art mission to the Russian weather station at the source of the Amazon (river -- not internet book company, which is in Silicon Valley {which is still a good descriptor, as years after the Internet bubble burst, the majority of fake tits out there haven't burst and are still holding their value [aethetically]}) and that year in the Federal Pen. Please try and keep up, William.

 

Back to the Schooner Anne, where Reid complained that he'd been having difficulty massaging his intestines through yoga due to his salted Mahi Mahi diet. The high sodium fish (a gift from Jesus' Dad) along with the daily intake of sprouts and cheese, had Jesus' little brother Reid (the second cummer, "Oh Christ, how'm I gonna afford that") all constapated. So he called on that one, single, elementary school teacher to set things right.

 

And that was the day that that Trolly went into King Fried-Day's tunnel.

 

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Just another beautiful day in the neighborhood.

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(For those of you who've only recently started following this epic journey, before Reid drew the Fudgie the WhaleTM ice cream cake in the Sacred Sea, he drew a heart in the Atlantic.)

 

 

I thought it was a sea turtle??????

 

 

That was years ago, between the cultural art mission to the Russian weather station at the source of the Amazon (river -- not internet book company, which is in Silicon Valley {which is still a good descriptor, as years after the Internet bubble burst, the majority of fake tits out there haven't burst and are still holding their value [aethetically]}) and that year in the Federal Pen. Please try and keep up, William.

 

Back to the Schooner Anne, where Reid complained that he'd been having difficulty massaging his intestines through yoga due to his salted Mahi Mahi diet. The high sodium fish (a gift from Jesus' Dad) along with the daily intake of sprouts and cheese, had Jesus' little brother Reid (the second cummer, "Oh Christ, how'm I gonna afford that") all constapated. So he called on that one, single, elementary school teacher to set things right.

 

And that was the day that that Trolly went into King Fried-Day's tunnel.

 

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Just another beautiful day in the neighborhood.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol: RD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That just made my TFR collage poster of Greatest Hits :lol:

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Complications for Regatta Dawg, CScow and others include "obsessive compulsive gotta shine some light on this stupidity syndrome.
Little complication, Red...once one figures out how to extract humor from a bean sprout.

Also no need to shine lights. We count on Chief Electrician Sparky for all our lighting and other electrical needs.

As for obsession...yeah, after seeing golf on TV last weekend, levels of algae growth on HMS Anne are becoming a concern...

 

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Complications for Regatta Dawg, CScow and others include "obsessive compulsive gotta shine some light on this stupidity syndrome.
Little complication, Red...once one figures out how to extract humor from a bean sprout.

Also no need to shine lights. We count on Chief Electrician Sparky for all our lighting and other electrical needs.

As for obsession...yeah, after seeing golf on TV last weekend, levels of algae growth on HMS Anne are becoming a concern...

 

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Par 1, 4 yards :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

Well played, Mr. Scow, well played (sail clap).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fail - He could create a better world, if he paid his debts and supported his family.

 

Fail - He is not sailing longer than anyone else, that has been disproven many times over.

 

Succeed - He is indeed more extravagant than ever in his self-adoration, self-promotion and self-serving silly drift-mission. He may indeed be the best shameless huckster of all time.

 

 

 

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Day 698 - March 21, 2009

 

Wind NNW 5knots, Course ENE, Speed 1.7 knots, Position 30*48s by 25*49w

 

A Better World

 

Pardon me if I seem too exuberant and imagine I can help create a better world. In my love of life and wishes for the betterment of mankind, I imagine a spiritual sea voyage can help make a better world. You realize I have to have a very positive attitude to believe that I can set out with the help of friends in my old-fashioned homemade schooner and sail longer without stopping than all the seamen and boats in history. It should be OK to say that. Even the quiet humble Jon Sanders said it during his voyage. Even Joshua Slocum said in the back of his book. "No other ship in the history of the world ever performed under similar circumstances the feat on so long a continuous voyage.

 

I think when people are enthusiastic about what they are doing and think they can inspire others, they say it. Frances Bacon said, "I rang the bell that drew the wits together." I imagine there were people in his time who didn't understand what he was saying and poo-pooed him. That doesn't stop our enthusiasm!

 

Being out at sea so long causes me to be more extravagant than ever. How could I keep going if I didn't feel good about what I was doing and feel it has a good effect on my fellow man and woman? Most people living close together on land have a similar way of perceiving, thinking, valuing and doing associated with their visions of reality.

 

Breaking away, sailing away has given me different perceptions and capabilities and I present and share a shift in the way of seeing the world that brings on more profound experiences. People who follow and enjoy this voyage share their experiences, cultivate friendships and we all add to the positive love that is our birth right. In our hearts, that is what everyone really wants. Then we help make a better world...

 

The wind shifts around the clock and then huffs and puffs and dies down. Clouds build and it's grey, then they all clear away and it's a beautiful day!

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At least relative to himself, Weedo certainly has the bit about Sanders being humble right.

 

MC wonders why the Sprout Mariner has drawn so much disdain from these quarters? All hyperbole, self promotion and exaggeration. Not to mention outright lies or conveniently distorted claims. Not a shred of humility.

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