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I haven't heard of this type of cruise before, if it is in real then i would like to go for it. It will be very adventurous and even i want to know that how this experience will be, I have some friend

Translation ... "Sorry dude, no names and/or locations because I made it all up."   Reality ... Reid "supporters" rise up in direct opposition of "rabidity" of Reid bashers.   For instance, look a

Why is it that you demand that other people prove their assertions to your satisfaction while you spout oft bizarre theories that utterly defy reason and expect to be taken seriously?.   Stowe isn't

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JD is right. Stowe got some press in New Yorker magazine. Here's the final paragraph --

 

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Yeah........Shackleton and Columbus. Blumenfeld is the publisher of Expedition News. That explains a lot.

 

I wonder how Reid spelled expedition?

YCMTSU.

 

Its in the article. expidition

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JD is right. Stowe got some press in New Yorker magazine. Here's the final paragraph --

 

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Yeah........Shackleton and Columbus. Blumenfeld is the publisher of Expedition News. That explains a lot.

 

I wonder how Reid spelled expedition?

 

YCMTSU.

 

Good golly! WTF????? I mean, I'm in Miami waiting for the Boat Show to open, does someone want to sponsor me for my hooker expidition? Let's see, I have a boat, so all I need now is cheese, condoms, and some sprouts. So Parm regiano, Trojan, and Herbal Resources, STEP up, 'cuz if you don't I'll have to forgive you while I ahem, drift amongst the ladies.

 

If you don't know what I am gonna do with the cheese, don't bother asking. If you are wondering about the sprouts - it's cuz I like my pussy fresh, even if it ain't. And if you are wondering about the condoms, you are Reid Stowe and you have an extra 'puter on board. I mean - how else is this guy gonna watch porn?

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Latest news from the Cheesemonaut....EVERYTHING BECOMEE MORE BEAUTIFUL.....huh?.

 

 

Day 1007 More Beautiful

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JAN 23 ALL IS WELL ON THE HIGH SEAS. EACH DAY IS VERY MUCH LIKE THE NEXT. DAY 1007 I CONTINUE ON WITH A ROUTINE VERY MUCH LIKE I HAVE WRITTEN IN DETAIL ABOUT ALREADY.EVERYTHING BECOMEE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND HOLY LOVE REID

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Day 1001 Party Thanks

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JAN 18 I SKIPPED A FEW DAYS OF E MAILING THANKS A MILLION FOR THE PARTY! CALLING TODAY REID

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Just unfortunate he can't GO anywhere.

 

That would be where the comparison ends.

Peyton will make it to the hall on his past achievements.

Stowe on the other hand, has none.

 

 

 

Based on the positioning of sailors of note time line for the decade right now- Stowe's in mainstream sailing rags of late & he's being put into the unofficial long distance sailing hall of fame right now.

 

 

 

 

like it or not buddy, he's making it into sailing rags, internet adventure/expedition sites and mainstream consideration for achievements in the world of sailing. keep circlin' them buoys and buying drinks for da boys while stowe sails on

 

1000 days+ straight through is something to consider after all, especially when most of us haven't done more than weeks straight on a sailboat passagemaking before hitting the next port of call.

 

 

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Just unfortunate he can't GO anywhere.

 

That would be where the comparison ends.

Peyton will make it to the hall on his past achievements.

Stowe on the other hand, has none.

 

 

 

Based on the positioning of sailors of note time line for the decade right now- Stowe's in mainstream sailing rags of late & he's being put into the unofficial long distance sailing hall of fame right now.

 

 

 

 

like it or not buddy, he's making it into sailing rags, internet adventure/expedition sites and mainstream consideration for achievements in the world of sailing. keep circlin' them buoys and buying drinks for da boys while stowe sails on

 

1000 days+ straight through is something to consider after all, especially when most of us haven't done more than weeks straight on a sailboat passagemaking before hitting the next port of call.

 

 

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-1! Captain Cook and all others got it. Drifting is not what sailors do. NO, destinations are part of the program. I just had to bump and grind my 6'6" draft out of Ft. Laud and into Miami - outside of course. Anyone can drift, it takes a good sailor to bring the damn ship to port.

 

The good life is a process - not a destination. That been said, drifting about isn't really cool especially when he could simply sail into any of the numerous ports on this side and get on with life. YOU HAVE THE 1ooo days record asswipe! Now move on! Get some pussy like the rest of us look forward to when we reach port! THAT I would respect!

 

RedViking out!!!! Look for me at the Miami boat show. I'll be wearing the T-shirt thats says "Looking for Chicks that wanna Drift and make silly shapes with my GPS"

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http://www.brianhayes.com/2010/02/longest-ocean-voyage.html

 

So these are the 4 records MC is claiming for out intrepid drifters.

 

Kay Kottee is mentioned as the previous record holder of the "longest nonstop woman voyager". Soanya crushed the prior 189 day record with her 306 day time on the boat.

 

Amazing in that during her 189 day sail, the Aussie Kay Kottee did a solo circumnavigation. Soanya who never ventured beyond the Hudson prior to departure and spent most of her days below finds the two voyages comparable? Right.

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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don’t have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I’m not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don’t dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn’t a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don't have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I'm not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don't dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn't a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

 

 

Thanks JP. Sums it up rather nicely. Should be bookmarked and recounted when she does her interviews.

 

Skin and clothes saturated with damp salt. Ewwwwww. Yuck.

 

Whenever I feel sorry for Sprout Princess as a victim and all the rigors of motherhood, I'm brought up short by the arrogance of her claims. She learned well from her master.

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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don't have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I'm not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don't dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn't a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

Hate to stereotype, but it seems the caste system was acceptable to all (2) parties. Her duties were below where she obviously had accommodated Reid only limited by her ability to stave off pregnancy. Hopefully they won't intentionally maim Darsheen to improve his begging skills.

 

Instead of donating to Reid's non-non-profit, donate to this.

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I guess Soy doesn't like to be "slightly salty"!!! :lol::lol:

 

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Somewhere around the 10th blowjob my girlfriend in high school gave me,

she said, "MMMmmm, :rolleyes: Slightly Salty... :P I need another beer" :lol: !

 

If they had beer, and/or she swallowed more, her premature ejaculation from the 1000 day trip might have been avoided.

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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don't have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I'm not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don't dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn't a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

 

 

Thanks JP. Sums it up rather nicely. Should be bookmarked and recounted when she does her interviews.

 

Skin and clothes saturated with damp salt. Ewwwwww. Yuck.

 

Whenever I feel sorry for Sprout Princess as a victim and all the rigors of motherhood, I'm brought up short by the arrogance of her claims. She learned well from her master.

 

I dunno guys, think it's a fine statement. She's just young and innocent and without prior sailing experience she's just telling about things she noticed. No big deal, just let her give an opinion and leave it at that. I mean she does seem to be getting the short end of the stice here but no need to pour salt on the wounds. She should really take more credit than she does. :(
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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don't have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I'm not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don't dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn't a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

 

 

Thanks JP. Sums it up rather nicely. Should be bookmarked and recounted when she does her interviews.

 

Skin and clothes saturated with damp salt. Ewwwwww. Yuck.

 

Whenever I feel sorry for Sprout Princess as a victim and all the rigors of motherhood, I'm brought up short by the arrogance of her claims. She learned well from her master.

 

I dunno guys, think it's a fine statement. She's just young and innocent and without prior sailing experience she's just telling about things she noticed. No big deal, just let her give an opinion and leave it at that. I mean she does seem to be getting the short end of the stice here but no need to pour salt on the wounds. She should really take more credit than she does. :(

 

Yeah - passengers don't get enough credit these days for passaging. Good on Soanya for bringing that back into fashion.

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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don't have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I'm not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don't dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn't a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

 

 

Thanks JP. Sums it up rather nicely. Should be bookmarked and recounted when she does her interviews.

 

Skin and clothes saturated with damp salt. Ewwwwww. Yuck.

 

Whenever I feel sorry for Sprout Princess as a victim and all the rigors of motherhood, I'm brought up short by the arrogance of her claims. She learned well from her master.

 

I dunno guys, think it's a fine statement. She's just young and innocent and without prior sailing experience she's just telling about things she noticed. No big deal, just let her give an opinion and leave it at that. I mean she does seem to be getting the short end of the stice here but no need to pour salt on the wounds. She should really take more credit than she does. :(

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it's always an adventure when we leave the scow, that's why i carry the DISCOVER card.

you can now make your fully taxable contributions to the 1000 days and beyond fund with your DISCOVER card and accrue scow miles redeemable on reid's return.

GO THE SCOW! GO DISCOVER!

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I dunno guys, think it's a fine statement. She's just young and innocent and without prior sailing experience she's just telling about things she noticed. No big deal, just let her give an opinion and leave it at that. I mean she does seem to be getting the short end of the stice here but no need to pour salt on the wounds. She should really take more credit than she does. :(

She is denying the entire sailing experience. It is bad enough that Reid chooses to loll about with the least possible amount of human effort or strain on the boat (the latter more or less necessary, most likely.) But to do nothing but hang out down below is just plain denial. It is not psychologically nor physically healthy.

 

As a point of concession, if my only choice to hiding down below was to spend time on deck with Capt. Wonky I might just assume the fetal position myself. My favorite graphic from 1000 days:

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They're shameless.... Here's an excerpt from Soy's Q&A:

 

 

More questions for Soanya

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

More questions from the audience.

 

After your experience, if you had the ability to go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about living at sea, what would it be?

"This is a tough question. I don't have many regrets about how I handled being at sea. Perhaps I might tell myself to spend a little more time on deck than I did. Then again when I think back to the conditions that were present, I'm not sure I would have done it differently anyway. Being outside meant accepting that your skin and clothes would become saturated with damp salt, and salty clothes don't dry very easily. Salty skin feels permanently sticky and there isn't a huge amount of fresh water available for washing it off often. It was also often windy out and that sometimes felt more like an assault of the elements rather than a welcoming touch.

Below decks, it was dry, quiet, and pleasant. Many people have wondered how one can limit themselves to 70 ft of space, but I was perfectly content to keep myself to about half that amount for almost a year. Of course, I did go out when I had to and on nice sunny days, but for the most part I preferred to be below."

 

 

Thanks JP. Sums it up rather nicely. Should be bookmarked and recounted when she does her interviews.

 

Skin and clothes saturated with damp salt. Ewwwwww. Yuck.

 

Whenever I feel sorry for Sprout Princess as a victim and all the rigors of motherhood, I'm brought up short by the arrogance of her claims. She learned well from her master.

 

I dunno guys, think it's a fine statement. She's just young and innocent and without prior sailing experience she's just telling about things she noticed. No big deal, just let her give an opinion and leave it at that. I mean she does seem to be getting the short end of the stice here but no need to pour salt on the wounds. She should really take more credit than she does. :(

 

There is nothing wrong with the statement, it shows pretty clearly that she was a neophyte that spent her time down below by choice. The problem comes when you, JD and others want to label her as a great sailor and adventurer or brag about her sailing "records". It is like calling a monkey that went into space a great astronaut. She was a passenger. I'd give her credit for being a passenger for 306 days, but nothing more.

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Yeah - passengers don't get enough credit these days for passaging. Good on Soanya for bringing that back into fashion.

 

POSH - Port Out, Starboard Home. Or a spice girl

She looks more like Old Spice these days

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Hey look an armpit Vigana.

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Yeah - passengers don't get enough credit these days for passaging. Good on Soanya for bringing that back into fashion.

 

POSH - Port Out, Starboard Home. Or a spice girl

She looks more like Old Spice these days

posh-spills-out.JPG

 

Hey look an armpit Vigana.

 

 

 

She is so fucking skinny these days, she looks skeletal . On American Idol she had a scarf wrapped around her head. I kept waiting for Jeff Dunham to come out and stick his arm up her ass.

 

Silence, I keel you

 

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Yeah - passengers don't get enough credit these days for passaging. Good on Soanya for bringing that back into fashion.

 

POSH - Port Out, Starboard Home. Or a spice girl

She looks more like Old Spice these days

posh-spills-out.JPG

 

Hey look an armpit Vigana.

 

 

 

 

Greeks, Romans, Wofseys, Swan 70's, et al... Does the raping and pillaging scandahoovian have to teach you everything? Port Out. I.e. You will have POSH on Your Starboard arm - no issues from what I can see. After a few Dark 'n Stormy's, POSH can drag you home on HER Starboard side and you'll be too drunk to notice the extra stuff flapping in the wind as she pushes you head first into the dink.

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First Gale --

 

 

 

 

Gale my ass.

 

If this is any indication of what the documentary is going to be like...........yawn.

absolutely riveting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

zzzzzz...

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First Gale --

 

 

 

 

Gale my ass.

 

If this is any indication of what the documentary is going to be like...........yawn.

 

I would call that a gale. That boat was a rocking and the ocean a boiling. Sure it gets worse but that was the 1 st one. I agree the camera work could be better and commentary needs a bit of help but lets hope they have enough usable footage to put together a good documentary. Dam near made me sea sick!

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First Gale --

 

 

 

 

Gale my ass.

 

If this is any indication of what the documentary is going to be like...........yawn.

 

I would call that a gale. That boat was a rocking and the ocean a boiling. Sure it gets worse but that was the 1 st one. I agree the camera work could be better and commentary needs a bit of help but lets hope they have enough usable footage to put together a good documentary. Dam near made me sea sick!

 

Maybe it's morning sickness.

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First Gale --

 

 

 

 

Gale my ass.

 

If this is any indication of what the documentary is going to be like...........yawn.

 

I would call that a gale. That boat was a rocking and the ocean a boiling. Sure it gets worse but that was the 1 st one. I agree the camera work could be better and commentary needs a bit of help but lets hope they have enough usable footage to put together a good documentary. Dam near made me sea sick!

Weid needs a bumper sticker

 

If the Boat is a Rocking, don't come knocking.

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First Gale --

 

 

 

 

Gale my ass.

 

If this is any indication of what the documentary is going to be like...........yawn.

 

I would call that a gale. That boat was a rocking and the ocean a boiling. Sure it gets worse but that was the 1 st one. I agree the camera work could be better and commentary needs a bit of help but lets hope they have enough usable footage to put together a good documentary. Dam near made me sea sick!

 

 

Have you ever been offshore? That's about as close to a gale as I am to Brad Pitt.

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First Gale --

 

 

 

 

Gale my ass.

 

If this is any indication of what the documentary is going to be like...........yawn.

 

I would call that a gale. That boat was a rocking and the ocean a boiling. Sure it gets worse but that was the 1 st one. I agree the camera work could be better and commentary needs a bit of help but lets hope they have enough usable footage to put together a good documentary. Dam near made me sea sick!

Salty, surely you have never been to sea?

 

Gale my ass!

 

A few dark clouds, maybe a squall (that wasnt caught on camera).

 

Be lucky if that was 25 knots + gusts. At best a strong wind.

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That was a relatively calm day on the North Atlantic. Look up the word gale and see what it says. That, my dear slightly sickeningly sweet was not and never was a gale. Fast and loose with the facts like that will never make Stowe a friend of experienced sailors.

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First Gale --

 

 

Fairly calm seas, little boat motion and Sprout Princess is whiteknuckling it holding on to the lifeline.

 

 

actually, in the vid sprout prinny says she didn't think it was stormy at all, sort of nice and reid sounds disappointed she doesn't agree with him about it being a gale they sailed through.

 

fast and loose with the facts, ma'am- again.

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That was a relatively calm day on the North Atlantic. Look up the word gale and see what it says. That, my dear slightly sickeningly sweet was not and never was a gale. Fast and loose with the facts like that will never make Stowe a friend of experienced sailors.

 

As if that were possible.

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Think he's been in high energy dangerous athletic drift mode. Slight easterly flowing current opposed to whatever whisps of easterly trades has enabled him to bob around without much movement.

 

What a waste of time. How long has he been in this area now, 9 months? Tantra schooner probably won't be too happy when all the rigging/gear is loaded up and sailing again. UV deterioration and wear from regular movement will have taken their toll.

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What a waste of time. How long has he been in this area now, 9 months? Tantra schooner probably won't be too happy when all the rigging/gear is loaded up and sailing again. UV deterioration and wear from regular movement will have taken their toll.

 

and that 2 inch shroud/turnbuckle clevis pin - worn almost completly thru

 

but now moved to one side and held there with a "piece of wood"

 

that'll hold ok there

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Found on Fakebook regarding the 1000 days bash. Look who was in attendance!

 

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In this photo: Laurence Guillem, Mitch

 

OLD GUYS RULE! Hey Wei®d, your ex wife is on the prowl for an even older guy!

 

Time to throw away that Box of Just For Men I gave you. Here's a pic if that'll help you find it near the cheese and firewood pile.

 

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Another fakebook gem:

 

"Fool of Hearts"

 

"The path of great expectations is not for pragmatists or conservatives. It is for fools with heart who can let their imaginations move to deeper insights, out of the box and sometimes out of bounds.

 

If we are going to be free to be curious about alternatives in life, sometimes we wind up deviated from the normal and often special revelations arrive.

 

Life is twisted too and has a tendency to screw up our expectations and fools with heart can sometimes make the best of these situations."

 

Captain Reid Stowe - Day 862

Tuesday, September 1, 2009In this photo: "Fool of Hearts," painting by Reid Stowe

 

OK, YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!

 

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One of my favorite magazines, the New Yorker, has an article about Weid in this weeks edition. Quotes call him the Energizer Bunny of explorers and reference Columbus and Shackleton. I'm aghast.

 

 

is that online?

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One of my favorite magazines, the New Yorker, has an article about Weid in this weeks edition. Quotes call him the Energizer Bunny of explorers and reference Columbus and Shackleton. I'm aghast.

 

 

is that online?

 

Here's the link:

 

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2010/02/15/1...5ta_talk_singer

 

Ok, finally Reids getting some press. And in the New Yorker at that! There's a huge readership there to tap into. I hope this starts to snowball for him as he nears the end of his trip. :D

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One of my favorite magazines, the New Yorker, has an article about Weid in this weeks edition. Quotes call him the Energizer Bunny of explorers and reference Columbus and Shackleton. I'm aghast.

 

 

is that online?

 

Here's the link:

 

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2010/02/15/1...5ta_talk_singer

 

Ok, finally Reids getting some press. And in the New Yorker at that! There's a huge readership there to tap into. I hope this starts to snowball for him as he nears the end of his trip. :D

 

 

I have always thought that one of the things to look forward to is the "Return of the Anne".

 

You knew form the begining that there would be coverage and that he would be on some talk shows, write a book, give talks and become sailings Kato Kaelin.

 

You also knew that this would drive a number of hovians to proclaim that he was the second coming of Joshua Slocum and the detractors to go nuts in response.

 

In short this is a train wreck growing bigger by the day.

 

Popcorn please. :P:PB)

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So, what did I miss?

 

 

Seamad!!! Didn't miss much! Weed's been parked off West Africa since last June, painting and still psycho-babbling.... but he did quit telling us how Jesus and Buddha were visiting to man-massage his arms. He doesn't post now anyway, since his 2nd onboard computer croaked in December. He's returning mid-June with a gala flotilla up the Hudson ~ I'm sure Racing Wag Just Ducky would welcome your joining in on the fun.

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So, what did I miss?

 

 

Seamad!!! Didn't miss much! Weed's been parked off West Africa since last June, painting and still psycho-babbling.... but he did quit telling us how Jesus and Buddha were visiting to man-massage his arms. He doesn't post now anyway, since his 2nd onboard computer croaked in December. He's returning mid-June with a gala flotilla up the Hudson ~ I'm sure Racing Wag Just Ducky would welcome your joining in on the fun.

 

As long as he stays outside the environment that is. Or if the front doesn't fall off.

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It'll be a great homecoming when he rolls into port. All the great sailors should be there to welcome him home and lend support. The dudes been out there a looonngg time now. Probably take weeks for the motion effects to wear off. Should be a good study.

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All the great sailors should be there to welcome him home and lend support.

 

and give him man massages?

 

and which great sailors? Ernesto Bertereli? Dennis Conner?

 

Popeye, Brutus, Donald Duck...

 

 

You forgot McHales Navy and Gilligan and the Skipper.

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It'll be a great homecoming when he rolls into port. All the great sailors should be there to welcome him home and lend support. The dudes been out there a looonngg time now. Probably take weeks for the motion effects to wear off. Should be a good study.

 

He should be studied for a few years in Bellevue. I hear they still use electro-shcok therapy for the worst cases.

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All the great sailors should be there to welcome him home and lend support.

 

and give him man massages?

 

and which great sailors? Ernesto Bertereli? Dennis Conner?

 

Popeye, Brutus, Donald Duck...

 

 

WORD.

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I think he'll be ok. He's been at it a while. <_<

 

 

aye salty he'll be fine, these negative nabobs of depraved duplicity wouldn't have anything to say at all if it weren't the same old shit--- if they weren't just repeating their mantra of: he won't, the boat won't, he can't, they'll never, he can't make it (from the dock, from the harbor, across the atlantic, across the pacific, around the cape of good hope, around cape horn, back home from the coast of africa, etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah gag me with a nickel plated ship's spoon) insert any negative bull you'd like and watch as stowe proves em wrong each and every time and they never ever admit it in the slightest at all.

 

If this forum thread were filled with all the positive comments, and the negative ones deleted, it would fill less than ten pages easily.

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I think he'll be ok. He's been at it a while. <_<

 

 

aye salty he'll be fine, these negative nabobs of depraved duplicity wouldn't have anything to say at all if it weren't the same old shit--- if they weren't just repeating their mantra of: he won't, the boat won't, he can't, they'll never, he can't make it (from the dock, from the harbor, across the atlantic, across the pacific, around the cape of good hope, around cape horn, back home from the coast of africa, etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah gag me with a nickel plated ship's spoon) insert any negative bull you'd like and watch as stowe proves em wrong each and every time and they never ever admit it in the slightest at all.

 

If this forum thread were filled with all the positive comments, and the negative ones deleted, it would fill less than ten pages easily.

 

I think that is probably a reflection of how well respected he is in the sailing community.

 

Stowe did a pretty good job of proving Stowe wrong by completing only one of 3-4 promised circumnavs, he'll be returning with none of the scientific data he promised and NASA does not give a shit. Stowe set his own objectives far beyond drifting for 1000 days. Measured by the achievement of his own stated goals, his voyage has been a failure.

 

Mission Control doesn't acknowledge these shortcoming. They either ignore them or even go so far as to alter promotional documents to reflect Reid's lack of accomplishment.

 

Unfortunately, with the broken PC and lack of updates directly from Reid, this voyage is even losing it's entertainment value.

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If this forum thread were filled with all the positive comments, and the negative ones deleted, it would fill less than ten pages easily.

ten unbearably boring pages

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If this forum thread were filled with all the positive comments, and the negative ones deleted, it would fill less than ten pages easily.

ten unbearably boring pages

 

Yeah, five of them filled by Salty going:

 

"He's still doing it, Go Reid. :) "

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I think he'll be ok. He's been at it a while. <_<

 

 

aye salty he'll be fine, these negative nabobs of depraved duplicity wouldn't have anything to say at all if it weren't the same old shit--- if they weren't just repeating their mantra of: he won't, the boat won't, he can't, they'll never, he can't make it (from the dock, from the harbor, across the atlantic, across the pacific, around the cape of good hope, around cape horn, back home from the coast of africa, etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah gag me with a nickel plated ship's spoon) insert any negative bull you'd like and watch as stowe proves em wrong each and every time and they never ever admit it in the slightest at all.

 

If this forum thread were filled with all the positive comments, and the negative ones deleted, it would fill less than ten pages easily.

 

I think that is probably a reflection of how well respected he is in the sailing community.

 

Stowe did a pretty good job of proving Stowe wrong by completing only one of 3-4 promised circumnavs, he'll be returning with none of the scientific data he promised and NASA does not give a shit. Stowe set his own objectives far beyond drifting for 1000 days. Measured by the achievement of his own stated goals, his voyage has been a failure.

 

Mission Control doesn't acknowledge these shortcoming. They either ignore them or even go so far as to alter promotional documents to reflect Reid's lack of accomplishment.

 

Unfortunately, with the broken PC and lack of updates directly from Reid, this voyage is even losing it's entertainment value.

 

A new sponsor?

"Performs like no other".

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Deadbeat's written up in fukin elitist Cruising World, blue color Sail & around the world- now even the New Yorker- and guess what? You're not. Just sayin'. Deadbeat's kids (two) are all doing fine.

 

Do you sailing scallywags on SA know where all your children are?

 

 

Based only on the amount of drinking referenced here, the number of ports of call- seaside bars- nights spent and not well recalled, and allowing for typical exaggeration: I'd wager Dogzilla's wing that there's a bunch of crazy fake sailing anarchists' chilren wandering around out there, without a dollar of support from the sperm donor drunken fathers who rant on here without much of anything to say.

 

can't say that ain't possible.

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Deadbeat's written up

Ducky, even us anarchists are surprised Reid's crazy 'record' received not one word of press.

if you go back a page or two and re-listen to Soanya's interview with Grampa you'll notice they admit how enormously upset and baffled all the hovians are by the media's complete lack of interest in Reid's 'mission'.

Gramps, (as usual), misses all cues from S to slide over this 'travesty' and harps on his incredulity ad nauseum, actually making it the embarrassing prepondering theme of the entire interview!

 

your comments pointing out the feeble press he has received are only highlighting the obvious! no one cares!

 

a blurb in the New Yorker satirizing Reid's voyage

a podcast on a hippie holistic site with a heart-wrenching soundtrack of Reid's squalling son reminding us he is fatherless

a handful of unread blogs by hovian pals

an internet press release without a single comment of interest on any website posted

 

MC made a HUGE error (probably spurred on by Reid) to push for articles before the 1000th day Mission Accomplished! in an attempt to build interest for the BIG announcement.

FAIL!

the BIG DAY came and went without a pebble's ripple!

not even Yahoo Weird News! (who headlined the departure) could give a damn.

 

anyone can get into Cruising World, Ducky. its not the sailing holy grail.

basically, its a magazine for novices and dreamers with a few onboard recipes tossed in.

i don't know any sailor who would pay 5? bucks to buy an issue.

it is not elitist, it is a dinosaur dying a slow and reluctant death read by noone but convicts and sailors in the dentist's waiting room.

Reid has 2 media whore buddies who have stuck with him, Morgan and Sloan..McCormick was uninformed and sandbagged and is basically a douchebag.

they have dredged up Reid's sad sack story as many times as they can in their little nautical cubbyholes; its over.

i would guess Reid will get a little photo of his ragamuffin 'flotilla' and a paragraph when he returns to NYC and that's it.

here i believe are some of the reasons the press will not cover 1000th day Mission Accomplished!

 

Reid's seedy past and his attempts to sanitize his personal history.

the claims he is a lovely guy with a 'colorful' past are false.

he is a felon and convict with time in the pen and a deadbeat dad who would not pay state assisted child support until forced because of public exposure.

his 'hand built' boat must have been constructed with funds from smuggling drugs as Reid had no legitimate income.

he has had 3 wives who have divorced him and impregnated a 23 year old woman he 'abandoned' in Australia without any financial support. Soanya had to accept 'charitable' donations for a medical exam, housing and transport back to her family who have absorbed all her and her child's expenses since, making that child number 2 that Reid has fathered without supporting financially.

 

Impregnating Soanya spotlights the stupidity and lack of credibility of this 'mission'.

most people are appaulled that a 55 year old man would take a 23 year old woman and impregnate her at sea where no prenatal care was possible for 4 plus months, put her and the unborn's life in jeopordy while she was 'nauseous' and cabin bound by her own admission for more than 100 days.

the pregnancy was so irresponsible and dangerous it galls anyone with common sense.

 

a child who has never met his father

this aspect of the story is not received sympathetically by women. Darshen will be almost out of diapers by the time Reid returns. now that the 'mission' has been 'accomplished' there is no reason Reid could not sail forthwith to a harbour, reunite with his family and take on financial responsibility and fatherly duties. women expect fathers to crow about their son, express deep concern for their future and sacrifice everything for their well-being. Reid has devoted less than six sentences to his son in all his blog blatherings, a clear sign of his disinterest and a revealing indicator of his displeasure when anyone else usurps the center of attention.

 

crazy blog entries exhibiting bad art, narcisism and sociopathy with overtones of messiah complex.

no one can make heads nor tales of a madman's ravings. his 'art' is awful.

Reid sociopathy is enormous, his mimicry of compassion shreiks inauthenticity..he admits he wants no news of the world 'to distract him', he exhibits no interest in others, even his own family who he says will wait while he 'benefits mankind'.

 

his voyage is pointless

Reid can not claim one redeeming aspect of 1000 days non-stop at Sea, The Mars Ocean Oddysea, The Love Voyage..whatever moniker he slaps on it.

there are no educative, scientific, or humanistic lessons to be learned from a man who drifts aimlessly at sea with his tattered sails furled, spending his time glorifying himself and cutting up magazine pages and shitting on them.

 

the press does not like to be lied to

Reid had so many press releases of departure it was a standing joke among reporters.

the latest vid of the AP interview could not illustrate Reid's desperation for fame any more forcefully. the photographer and reporter are clearly STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE his non-stop blathering...they cut him off mid-sentence to make their relieved get away!

Soanya has truly pissed off the media who portrayed her sympathetically as a lady in distress with chronic seasickness, only to find they'd been duped when a baby popped out 5 months later.

 

pitiful begging for more funds

having BabyMomma beg for money is shameless and distasteful.

the public is averting their eyes from this trainwreck and wondering why the mother can not work and why the father does not return to land and take care of bidness!

 

MC has totally bungled Reid's publicity from the very start.

he is a very unsympathetic public figure now..that could have been avoided if Reid used candor, humility and honesty rather than consistently and hopelessly attempting to whitewash and deify himself.

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Deadbeat's written up

Ducky, even us anarchists are surprised Reid's crazy 'record' received not one word of press.

if you go back a page or two and re-listen to Soanya's interview with Grampa you'll notice they admit how enormously upset and baffled all the hovians are by the media's complete lack of interest in Reid's 'mission'.

Gramps, (as usual), misses all cues from S to slide over this 'travesty' and harps on his incredulity ad nauseum, actually making it the embarrassing prepondering theme of the entire interview!

 

your comments pointing out the feeble press he has received are only highlighting the obvious! no one cares!

 

a blurb in the New Yorker satirizing Reid's voyage

a podcast on a hippie holistic site with a heart-wrenching soundtrack of Reid's squalling son reminding us he is fatherless

a handful of unread blogs by hovian pals

an internet press release without a single comment of interest on any website posted

 

MC made a HUGE error (probably spurred on by Reid) to push for articles before the 1000th day Mission Accomplished! in an attempt to build interest for the BIG announcement.

FAIL!

the BIG DAY came and went without a pebble's ripple!

not even Yahoo Weird News! (who headlined the departure) could give a damn.

 

anyone can get into Cruising World, Ducky. its not the sailing holy grail.

basically, its a magazine for novices and dreamers with a few onboard recipes tossed in.

i don't know any sailor who would pay 5? bucks to buy an issue.

it is not elitist, it is a dinosaur dying a slow and reluctant death read by noone but convicts and sailors in the dentist's waiting room.

Reid has 2 media whore buddies who have stuck with him, Morgan and Sloan..McCormick was uninformed and sandbagged and is basically a douchebag.

they have dredged up Reid's sad sack story as many times as they can in their little nautical cubbyholes; its over.

i would guess Reid will get a little photo of his ragamuffin 'flotilla' and a paragraph when he returns to NYC and that's it.

here i believe are some of the reasons the press will not cover 1000th day Mission Accomplished!

 

Reid's seedy past and his attempts to sanitize his personal history.

the claims he is a lovely guy with a 'colorful' past are false.

he is a felon and convict with time in the pen and a deadbeat dad who would not pay state assisted child support until forced because of public exposure.

his 'hand built' boat must have been constructed with funds from smuggling drugs as Reid had no legitimate income.

he has had 3 wives who have divorced him and impregnated a 23 year old woman he 'abandoned' in Australia without any financial support. Soanya had to accept 'charitable' donations for a medical exam, housing and transport back to her family who have absorbed all her and her child's expenses since, making that child number 2 that Reid has fathered without supporting financially.

 

Impregnating Soanya spotlights the stupidity and lack of credibility of this 'mission'.

most people are appaulled that a 55 year old man would take a 23 year old woman and impregnate her at sea where no prenatal care was possible for 4 plus months, put her and the unborn's life in jeopordy while she was 'nauseous' and cabin bound by her own admission for more than 100 days.

the pregnancy was so irresponsible and dangerous it galls anyone with common sense.

 

a child who has never met his father

this aspect of the story is not received sympathetically by women. Darshen will be almost out of diapers by the time Reid returns. now that the 'mission' has been 'accomplished' there is no reason Reid could not sail forthwith to a harbour, reunite with his family and take on financial responsibility and fatherly duties. women expect fathers to crow about their son, express deep concern for their future and sacrifice everything for their well-being. Reid has devoted less than six sentences to his son in all his blog blatherings, a clear sign of his disinterest and a revealing indicator of his displeasure when anyone else usurps the center of attention.

 

crazy blog entries exhibiting bad art, narcisism and sociopathy with overtones of messiah complex.

no one can make heads nor tales of a madman's ravings. his 'art' is awful.

Reid sociopathy is enormous, his mimicry of compassion shreiks inauthenticity..he admits he wants no news of the world 'to distract him', he exhibits no interest in others, even his own family who he says will wait while he 'benefits mankind'.

 

his voyage is pointless

Reid can not claim one redeeming aspect of 1000 days non-stop at Sea, The Mars Ocean Oddysea, The Love Voyage..whatever moniker he slaps on it.

there are no educative, scientific, or humanistic lessons to be learned from a man who drifts aimlessly at sea with his tattered sails furled, spending his time glorifying himself and cutting up magazine pages and shitting on them.

 

the press does not like to be lied to

Reid had so many press releases of departure it was a standing joke among reporters.

the latest vid of the AP interview could not illustrate Reid's desperation for fame any more forcefully. the photographer and reporter are clearly STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE his non-stop blathering...they cut him off mid-sentence to make their relieved get away!

Soanya has truly pissed off the media who portrayed her sympathetically as a lady in distress with chronic seasickness, only to find they'd been duped when a baby popped out 5 months later.

 

pitiful begging for more funds

having BabyMomma beg for money is shameless and distasteful.

the public is averting their eyes from this trainwreck and wondering why the mother can not work and why the father does not return to land and take care of bidness!

 

MC has totally bungled Reid's publicity from the very start.

he is a very unsympathetic public figure now..that could have been avoided if Reid used candor, humility and honesty rather than consistently and hopelessly attempting to whitewash and deify himself.

 

 

Very well put, Pip.

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