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Cliffy,

 

Your first task as an anti-hoovian newbie is to photoshop Soy's head in place of Tammy's. CMYK will do, no greens and oranges so Hexachrome won't work.

 

 

I couldn't find a picture of Tammy Wynette with high enough resolution so I had to use a picture of Tammy the Centerfold instead. And it seemed a waste to dispose of her face and just use her body, so I changed around your specifications a bit, I hope that's okay.

 

This oughtta give the ol' 1,2 to the those people who think a centerfold can't drift.

 

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I haven't heard of this type of cruise before, if it is in real then i would like to go for it. It will be very adventurous and even i want to know that how this experience will be, I have some friend

Translation ... "Sorry dude, no names and/or locations because I made it all up."   Reality ... Reid "supporters" rise up in direct opposition of "rabidity" of Reid bashers.   For instance, look a

Why is it that you demand that other people prove their assertions to your satisfaction while you spout oft bizarre theories that utterly defy reason and expect to be taken seriously?.   Stowe isn't

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Wow, Dude! Kicker MS-Paint*** photochop work!!!

 

For your next entry, might I propose you STEP UP with an animated GIF?

 

***MS-Paint, a registered trademark of Microsoft Corp, is THE certified tool for 1000 Days of Weed artwork. Accept no substitutes.

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So, what do I have to do next? Is there some kind of initiation rite?

Photochops, animated GIFS, or doctored versions of an existing doctored 1000K Of Weed photochops...all good starting points.

 

Do I have to think of some insults?

Not exactly. Please consult RD, JP, Pip, Nick, et. al. for details, but mainly you need to make beer shoot out of people's noses. Both photos or verbage accepted, if properly timed. Bonus points for references to benefits of vinyl vs Steinway deck material, tdBF's, birds, or whales. Heavy on the birds, notably sea-pigeons or aging Blue Herons. And the worm. For Weed's sake, don't forget the worm. For Buddhah's sake, don't forget Jesus. Did I mention birds?

 

Simply renounce your previous support of the drifter-grifter...

Naw. The clock pretty much started when he started shopping for "crew"...

 

accept the truth..

Well now you're just be silly. There are only two known facts in this cluster. One, some guy named Fred gave Weed and MC a functional web site and a reasonably decent shot at making this Mission a semi-profitable reality show...and Weed screwed it up, pretty much all by himself. Two, some guy named Sparky gets REALLLLLY pissed off....incredibly easily. One mention of the Sahara Great Lake region, for instance...and POOOF! Weed blows a winch fuse, one Sparky happened to wire himself. Go figure.

 

What are the monthly dues for your group?

That depends on whether you bet JP and Barley that the Hawks will beat the snot out of the Redwings last year.

Speaking of which, did I hear correctly the Wings somehow cheated, again Sacredly Sideslipped past another round???

 

Do I get a discount on my car/boat insurance?

Not insurance....but if you take a copy of any 1000K web page to Sammy's Discount Furniture, I believe JP can arrange for you to get favorable pricing on a coffee table. Be sure to drop by Weed-Ho's restaurant next door, catch the daily special.

 

How do you know if I really accept "the truth"? Is there some kind of blood/body sacrament?

If that were the case, we would merely advise you to call Geico...save 10%.

 

How do I renounce support? Is there a form I need to fill out for that?

To the contrary, you need to ban PayPal.

 

Will it effect my U.S. Citizenship?

Moderately. Your heritage will change from "American" to a new, Census recognized dash-American..."Void-Ho-American", to be precise. If you haven't submitted your form yet, just check "Other" ethnic group and write in "Void Ho". They'll figure it out.

 

 

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Cliffy,

 

Your first task as an anti-hoovian newbie is to photoshop Soy's head in place of Tammy's. CMYK will do, no greens and oranges so Hexachrome won't work.

 

 

I couldn't find a picture of Tammy Wynette with high enough resolution so I had to use a picture of Tammy the Centerfold instead. And it seemed a waste to dispose of her face and just use her body, so I changed around your specifications a bit, I hope that's okay.

 

This oughtta give the ol' 1,2 to the those people who think a centerfold can't drift.

 

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Nice tits, but a little more sophomoric humor would go a long way toward your absolution.

 

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Or anything that reintroduces past topics, like CScow's mention of vinyl vs. Steinway, or some such thing.

 

 

 

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BTW - I've got a vernal pond right next door and could use one of your desalamanders.

 

Hi Mike.

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April 21, 2010

 

Three Years at Sea

 

[ ... ] It is slowly becoming real to me that Reid will be back in less than two months. Life will certainly be different for both of us as Reid gets used to having a little Reid running around the boat and I get used to consulting with another person each time I have a major parental decision to make. However, I'm sure it will be nice to have someone else around to watch Darshen every now and then.

 

There are a lot of uncertainties about the future. What will the boat do next? Where will it go? Will Reid get off the boat for a while? Anything can happen, but whatever unfolds beyond this voyage, you can be sure Reid and I and Darshen will be experiencing it together, as a family.

 

 

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Tried to add this yesterday.

 

1447 to the narrows.

 

ships all around and he dones not see thme or talk to them? Those guys make me nervous and I would want chat them up to see that they stayed clear of my drift. Him: "What me worry?" :)

 

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Cliffy,

 

Your first task as an anti-hoovian newbie is to photoshop Soy's head in place of Tammy's. CMYK will do, no greens and oranges so Hexachrome won't work.

 

 

I couldn't find a picture of Tammy Wynette with high enough resolution so I had to use a picture of Tammy the Centerfold instead. And it seemed a waste to dispose of her face and just use her body, so I changed around your specifications a bit, I hope that's okay.

 

This oughtta give the ol' 1,2 to the those people who think a centerfold can't drift.

 

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Are you kidding, most centerfolds models are designed to float quite well.

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Cliffy,

 

Your first task as an anti-hoovian newbie is to photoshop Soy's head in place of Tammy's. CMYK will do, no greens and oranges so Hexachrome won't work.

 

 

I couldn't find a picture of Tammy Wynette with high enough resolution so I had to use a picture of Tammy the Centerfold instead. And it seemed a waste to dispose of her face and just use her body, so I changed around your specifications a bit, I hope that's okay.

 

This oughtta give the ol' 1,2 to the those people who think a centerfold can't drift.

 

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Fuck off NEWB! Ok, you're in Mike. A few more days of this and you will be NORML. BTW - I gave you the "Stand By Your Man" album cover you twit... How hard was it to complete your first task? Can't wait to see you and Reid in Trumps bored room. Bret Michaels and Cindy Lauper will vote you both off in the same episode! Stay on task! Don't Reid yourself!

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Fuck off NEWB! Ok, you're in Mike. A few more days of this and you will be NORML. BTW - I gave you the "Stand By Your Man" album cover you twit... How hard was it to complete your first task? Can't wait to see you and Reid in Trumps bored room. Bret Michaels and Cindy Lauper will vote you both off in the same episode! Stay on task! Don't Reid yourself!

 

Tammy Wynette wasn't available in the proper resolution for my needs, so I density corrected Tammy the Centerfold and did an alpha-channel vignette to pull off of a rather complex background. I then extended her hair to cover her breasts in just the cheekiest way and retouched the Schooner Anne to provide a location for her to rest her hands. I can't be bothered with context, I'm an artist.

 

But now that you opened the topic, I must say that Cyndi Lauper is still very attractive, perhaps more than in her younger days, she's quite a fine-looking woman, and excellent "material."

 

Regardless, please feel free to give me another assignment, I'll try to work it into my new anti-Hovian schedule.

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Fuck off NEWB! Ok, you're in Mike. A few more days of this and you will be NORML. BTW - I gave you the "Stand By Your Man" album cover you twit... How hard was it to complete your first task? Can't wait to see you and Reid in Trumps bored room. Bret Michaels and Cindy Lauper will vote you both off in the same episode! Stay on task! Don't Reid yourself!

 

Tammy Wynette wasn't available in the proper resolution for my needs, so I density corrected Tammy the Centerfold and did an alpha-channel vignette to pull off of a rather complex background. I then extended her hair to cover her breasts in just the cheekiest way and retouched the Schooner Anne to provide a location for her to rest her hands. I can't be bothered with context, I'm an artist.

 

But now that you opened the topic, I must say that Cyndi Lauper is still very attractive, perhaps more than in her younger days, she's quite a fine-looking woman, and excellent "material."

 

Regardless, please feel free to give me another assignment, I'll try to work it into my new anti-Hovian schedule.

 

Your next assignment is to get an eye exam.

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I must say that Cyndi Lauper is still very attractive, perhaps more than in her younger days, she's quite a fine-looking woman, and excellent "material."

 

Regardless, please feel free to give me another assignment, I'll try to work it into my new anti-Hovian schedule.

 

I see what you mean about Cyndi Lauper. The Dad who wouldn't let his Daughter listen to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in 1984 now thinks she is hot! Geritol was the Viagra of this set once. I didn't think you were that old Mikey.

 

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It never ends. A few days ago I looked at Passage Weather and they predicted low pressure to the North of our reef's position and figured Weid would encounter some Northerlies and Westerlies impeding his path to the ticker tape parade down Broadway. Jesus and Buddha brushed them aside and it's now favorable Easterlies and Southerlies. This cat has a hundred lives.

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I must say that Cyndi Lauper is still very attractive, perhaps more than in her younger days, she's quite a fine-looking woman, and excellent "material."

 

Regardless, please feel free to give me another assignment, I'll try to work it into my new anti-Hovian schedule.

 

I see what you mean about Cyndi Lauper. The Dad who wouldn't let his Daughter listen to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in 1984 now thinks she is hot! Geritol was the Viagra of this set once. I didn't think you were that old Mikey.

 

 

Nah mate, she's a Borderline Broiler,

 

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You know, your head says "no" but El President says "go!"

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Schooner Anne

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2010-04-29 12:08:00

 

 

It never ends. A few days ago I looked at Passage Weather and they predicted low pressure to the North of our reef's position and figured Weid would encounter some Northerlies and Westerlies impeding his path to the ticker tape parade down Broadway. Jesus and Buddha brushed them aside and it's now favorable Easterlies and Southerlies. This cat has a hundred lives.

i believe the cat is hoping for se. he's 2 months early.

 

 

 

 

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I must say that Cyndi Lauper is still very attractive, perhaps more than in her younger days, she's quite a fine-looking woman, and excellent "material."

 

Regardless, please feel free to give me another assignment, I'll try to work it into my new anti-Hovian schedule.

 

I see what you mean about Cyndi Lauper. The Dad who wouldn't let his Daughter listen to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in 1984 now thinks she is hot! Geritol was the Viagra of this set once. I didn't think you were that old Mikey.

 

 

Nah mate, she's a Borderline Broiler,

 

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You know, your head says "no" but El President says "go!"

 

You are a bit off, but then so is everyone else here. Her neck muscles seems to bear stretchmarks in the latter photo. Did Wei®d and El Presidente get there some time ago? Trying to stay on topic Cliffy...

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Day 1104 Live-a-board crew wantedSaturday, 01 May 2010APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

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Day 1104 Live-a-board crew wantedSaturday, 01 May 2010APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

 

Who's in? Salty? Thank god Wofsey came to his senses before Reid hatched this one up.

 

It sounds like the swinger party I went to a few years ago. Very young people are OK, older chicks with skills are a nice mix.

 

No sailing skill required as we'll drift most of the time. People skills??? You mean like fundraising and communicating with donors?

 

Learn the art of boat preparation? Hey Wie®d, I have AIS, a sewing machine, SSB w/Pactor III with 3 'puters, and radar on my 1973 40' IOR racer/cruiser. That's art buddy. Using modern technology to avoid collisions at sea instead of using GPS technology to draw silly shapes. Anyone can drift, the ART of sailing is actually going somewhere.

 

The fun will continue after he gets back - guaranteed. I had a feeling.

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Day 1104 Live-a-board crew wantedSaturday, 01 May 2010APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

 

Who's in? Salty? Thank god Wofsey came to his senses before Reid hatched this one up.

 

It sounds like the swinger party I went to a few years ago. Very young people are OK, older chicks with skills are a nice mix.

 

No sailing skill required as we'll drift most of the time. People skills??? You mean like fundraising and communicating with donors?

 

Learn the art of boat preparation? Hey Wie®d, I have AIS, a sewing machine, SSB w/Pactor III with 3 'puters, and radar on my 1973 40' IOR racer/cruiser. That's art buddy. Using modern technology to avoid collisions at sea instead of using GPS technology to draw silly shapes. Anyone can drift, the ART of sailing is actually going somewhere.

 

The fun will continue after he gets back - guaranteed. I had a feeling.

 

It's not like the cheese scow was in Bristol condition before the love voyage, three years with minimal maintenance has probably not improved things.

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He's not even home yet and he's already looking for more freebies? Donate your time to clean up my boat so I can take of again? Live aboard crew wanted? Does that mean he's going to live on land and he'll have someone live onboard to "guard" her? I guess his new goal will be to have Darshen be the youngest to sail for 1,100 days. A leopard doesn't change his spots.

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He's not even home yet and he's already looking for more freebies? Donate your time to clean up my boat so I can take of again? Live aboard crew wanted? Does that mean he's going to live on land and he'll have someone live onboard to "guard" her? I guess his new goal will be to have Darshen be the youngest to sail for 1,100 days. A leopard doesn't change his spots.

 

I think he has been watching a bunch of this guy's films and wants to make up for some lost time.

 

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Wofsey - your next mission - should you choose to accept it. Put Dr. Schlong and Tammy on the Love schooner with Reid and Soy....

 

Standing by chennel one-sex - OUT!

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Day 1104 Live-a-board crew wantedSaturday, 01 May 2010APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

 

Who's in? Salty? Thank god Wofsey came to his senses before Reid hatched this one up.

 

It sounds like the swinger party I went to a few years ago. Very young people are OK, older chicks with skills are a nice mix.

 

No sailing skill required as we'll drift most of the time. People skills??? You mean like fundraising and communicating with donors?

 

Learn the art of boat preparation? Hey Wie®d, I have AIS, a sewing machine, SSB w/Pactor III with 3 'puters, and radar on my 1973 40' IOR racer/cruiser. That's art buddy. Using modern technology to avoid collisions at sea instead of using GPS technology to draw silly shapes. Anyone can drift, the ART of sailing is actually going somewhere.

 

The fun will continue after he gets back - guaranteed. I had a feeling.

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

 

How about a sailing anarchy 1000Days of Art contest? The best photoshops of R Stowe and Soanya and lil Darsh. See who gets their big city gallery show going?

 

 

 

Sailors sailed for thousands of years my friend before even the omnipresent gps's e'er made the scene. And speaking of going somewhere, he left NY harbor went around the world and is coming back to some serious acclaim. Compared to you my Viking friend of yore, he just may be said to be going somewhere (and you're not) Ho ho ho. Sour gripes continue unabated in the testament to setting the record straight about Stowe, surely the crookedest sailor e'er to come round the Horn and sail back home. Not a single straight line in the entire rhumbline run/

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

 

How about a sailing anarchy 1000Days of Art contest? The best photoshops of R Stowe and Soanya and lil Darsh. See who gets their big city gallery show going?

 

 

 

Sailors sailed for thousands of years my friend before even the omnipresent gps's e'er made the scene. And speaking of going somewhere, he left NY harbor went around the world and is coming back to some serious acclaim. Compared to you my Viking friend of yore, he just may be said to be going somewhere (and you're not) Ho ho ho. Sour gripes continue unabated in the testament to setting the record straight about Stowe, surely the crookedest sailor e'er to come round the Horn and sail back home. Not a single straight line in the entire rhumbline run/

 

Relying solely on technology like AIS or radar and not keeping a proper watch is poor seamanship. Not having the technology and not keeping a proper watch is worse. I'd bet RV has less collisions with large ships than Stowe, even if he has never drawn a misshapen sea creature on a GPS track.

 

What "serious acclaim" are you expecting, fake dog?. Forty or fifty accolytes fawning and a couple of page 10 write ups in local news?.

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Sailors sailed for thousands of years my friend before even the omnipresent gps's e'er made the scene. And speaking of going somewhere, he left NY harbor went around the world and is coming back to some serious acclaim. Compared to you my Viking friend of yore, he just may be said to be going somewhere (and you're not) Ho ho ho. Sour gripes continue unabated in the testament to setting the record straight about Stowe, surely the crookedest sailor e'er to come round the Horn and sail back home. Not a single straight line in the entire rhumbline run/

 

Relying solely on technology like AIS or radar and not keeping a proper watch is poor seamanship. Not having the technology and not keeping a proper watch is worse. I'd bet RV has less collisions with large ships than Stowe, even if he has never drawn a misshapen sea creature on a GPS track.

 

What "serious acclaim" are you expecting, fake dog?. Forty or fifty accolytes fawning and a couple of page 10 write ups in local news?.

 

One thing I was thinking about the other day, Reid has plenty of provisions, but why did he not bring plenty of toilet paper? I read somewhere that he uses a bucket with rags. One of those biodegradable 1000-sheet rolls is good for ten days for a person, if you stretch it, and 2 people could -- with care -- manage one of those rolls every five days. Enough TP for the whole trip would only come to 20 of those 12-packs, not really a big deal. If you crush the cores, you should be able to fit it all into about a cubic yard.

 

I assume he brought plenty of dental floss ... one thing that always amazed me, no matter how you're provisioning, no matter how many people there are, no matter how long you're leaving, there is always room and weight for plenty of dental floss. It's incredible really ... in a small shoe box I could fit enough dental floss to last the rest of my life, using about a yard per floss, with twice-a-day flosses.

 

Damn, I love dental floss.

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Sailors sailed for thousands of years my friend before even the omnipresent gps's e'er made the scene. And speaking of going somewhere, he left NY harbor went around the world and is coming back to some serious acclaim. Compared to you my Viking friend of yore, he just may be said to be going somewhere (and you're not) Ho ho ho. Sour gripes continue unabated in the testament to setting the record straight about Stowe, surely the crookedest sailor e'er to come round the Horn and sail back home. Not a single straight line in the entire rhumbline run/

 

Relying solely on technology like AIS or radar and not keeping a proper watch is poor seamanship. Not having the technology and not keeping a proper watch is worse. I'd bet RV has less collisions with large ships than Stowe, even if he has never drawn a misshapen sea creature on a GPS track.

 

What "serious acclaim" are you expecting, fake dog?. Forty or fifty accolytes fawning and a couple of page 10 write ups in local news?.

 

One thing I was thinking about the other day, Reid has plenty of provisions, but why did he not bring plenty of toilet paper? I read somewhere that he uses a bucket with rags. One of those biodegradable 1000-sheet rolls is good for ten days for a person, if you stretch it, and 2 people could -- with care -- manage one of those rolls every five days. Enough TP for the whole trip would only come to 20 of those 12-packs, not really a big deal. If you crush the cores, you should be able to fit it all into about a cubic yard.

 

I assume he brought plenty of dental floss ... one thing that always amazed me, no matter how you're provisioning, no matter how many people there are, no matter how long you're leaving, there is always room and weight for plenty of dental floss. It's incredible really ... in a small shoe box I could fit enough dental floss to last the rest of my life, using about a yard per floss, with twice-a-day flosses.

 

Damn, I love dental floss.

Are you really trying to understand why Reid does some of his crazy shit. When you do you, let me know. I need someone explain to me a definitive answer to the Riemann hypothesis on curves over finite fields.

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1,243 to the narrows.

 

I am fascinated by who is around the unit and what are they thinking.

 

There is Nautor Swan - Swan 40-043 “Teregram” 60 miles to the west. Nice blog at:

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They are transiting to the Azores. They are concerned about a heavy weather pattern off Newfoundland. The humanoid on the unit has shown he is aware of weather, but it more interesting when the sailor shares his perspective and how he will attempt to deal with it:

 

 

The big news is a major storm coming our way off Newfoundland. It is quite large and strong for this time of year. Hurricane quality. So, now you will see my track go no further than 30 N and I will just be going mostly E until this storm sorts itself out and hopefully dies a peaceful death well above me.

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Day 1104 Live-a-board crew wantedSaturday, 01 May 2010APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

 

Who's in? Salty? Thank god Wofsey came to his senses before Reid hatched this one up.

 

It sounds like the swinger party I went to a few years ago. Very young people are OK, older chicks with skills are a nice mix.

 

No sailing skill required as we'll drift most of the time. People skills??? You mean like fundraising and communicating with donors?

 

Learn the art of boat preparation? Hey Wie®d, I have AIS, a sewing machine, SSB w/Pactor III with 3 'puters, and radar on my 1973 40' IOR racer/cruiser. That's art buddy. Using modern technology to avoid collisions at sea instead of using GPS technology to draw silly shapes. Anyone can drift, the ART of sailing is actually going somewhere.

 

The fun will continue after he gets back - guaranteed. I had a feeling.

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

 

How about a sailing anarchy 1000Days of Art contest? The best photoshops of R Stowe and Soanya and lil Darsh. See who gets their big city gallery show going?

 

 

 

Sailors sailed for thousands of years my friend before even the omnipresent gps's e'er made the scene. And speaking of going somewhere, he left NY harbor went around the world and is coming back to some serious acclaim. Compared to you my Viking friend of yore, he just may be said to be going somewhere (and you're not) Ho ho ho. Sour gripes continue unabated in the testament to setting the record straight about Stowe, surely the crookedest sailor e'er to come round the Horn and sail back home. Not a single straight line in the entire rhumbline run/

 

Surely you jest? Serious acclaim from whom? Certainly no party with any critical evaluation capability regarding ocean sailing, as opposed to drifting fairly aimlessly..

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I need someone explain to me a definitive answer to the Riemann hypothesis on curves over finite fields.

 

Why are you interested in it? Cryptology?

 

I covered the Riemann zeta functions for these many years in math physics, and I've worked through the standard G.R. Tensors, and done a seminar in diffeomorphisms and isomorphisms for algebraic curves on a finite field. I'm definitely not an expert on it though.

 

PM me, we'll set something up. All I can do is hopefully point you in the right direction for experts and maybe supply a bit of background, it's really out of my area.

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

 

How about a sailing anarchy 1000Days of Art contest? The best photoshops of R Stowe and Soanya and lil Darsh. See who gets their big city gallery show going?

 

 

 

Sailors sailed for thousands of years my friend before even the omnipresent gps's e'er made the scene. And speaking of going somewhere, he left NY harbor went around the world and is coming back to some serious acclaim. Compared to you my Viking friend of yore, he just may be said to be going somewhere (and you're not) Ho ho ho. Sour gripes continue unabated in the testament to setting the record straight about Stowe, surely the crookedest sailor e'er to come round the Horn and sail back home. Not a single straight line in the entire rhumbline run/

 

Relying solely on technology like AIS or radar and not keeping a proper watch is poor seamanship. Not having the technology and not keeping a proper watch is worse. I'd bet RV has less collisions with large ships than Stowe, even if he has never drawn a misshapen sea creature on a GPS track.

 

What "serious acclaim" are you expecting, fake dog?. Forty or fifty accolytes fawning and a couple of page 10 write ups in local news?.

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The acclaim's already been in various magazine articles, even in sailing rags. Try to Keep Up. Woof. ErictheRedVikingNot still sounds like Fake ass viking to me. Head up his colorectum with visions of how cool he is to have expensive equipment. As if Reid Stowe's the only one to ever collide with a freighter while he's starting out on a circumnavigation. Look it up fake viking, look it up fake sailing anarchists, it's all right there for your reading and educational pleasure.

 

http://www.allatsea.net/article/March_2010/The_Lighter_Side_of_AIS

 

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1CHMR_enUS337US337&q=circumnavigators+collisions+with+freighters+at+sea+&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

 

 

ps woofsey i warned you that if you continued to hang in this godforsaken cyberspace place you'd go to the darkside

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

The stupidity of the Hoovian set is truly remarkable.

 

For example AIS is not new technology - it has been madatory on all ships over 300 tons since 2002 Regatta Poodle. AIS is on more than 40,000 ships worldwide. AIS DOES NOT mean that a sailor doesn't need to keep watch. It's a tool, not a substitute for proper seamanship. With AIS Regatta Poodle, you can hail a ship by name, determine their speed and compass heading, etc...

 

Radar allows you to set a perimeter alarm - another tool that could have prevented your hero's collision at sea.

 

Keeping watch as you noted would have certainly prevented a collision at sea. My wife and I do 6 on, 6 off for overnihgts now as we find we get more rest. Where was Reid and Soy when they ran into the Maersk? C'mon Regatta Poodle - inquiring minds wanna know.

 

SSB is useful for pulling down weather and for back up communications. Not new technology Regatta Mutt.

 

As far as hanging out with Stowe goes, hey I'd give him a few minutes. He probably is a nice guy in person. I still consider him a hazard to navigation and because of his antics I put him in the list of other weird sailors; Ken Barnes, Abby, Donna Lange, just to name a few and that does not include the completely wacked folks my wife and I have met over the last three years of cruising. And you Mr. Regatta Chihuahua sound just as wacked out as any. I like IPA but we'll have to meet on the docks. I don't want to have to clean your poop off of the cabin sole.

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ps woofsey i warned you that if you continued to hang in this godforsaken cyberspace place you'd go to the darkside

 

It takes a while, but eventually even Reid's strongest supporters start to see the light. Your unreasoned diatribe about "EXPENSIVE" equipment shows how ridiculous you are. AIS is cheap... Goes to West Marine Regatta Pooper Scooper....

 

Oh and Walmart sells a usable sewing machine that will punch thru 6 layers of Sunbrella for $150.... A lot cheaper than Sailrite's machine. You just don't have the moving foot feature.

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Virtual Universe at the Hayden Planetarium - Tue 6:30 on 5/4/2010

TUESDAY you are invited to attend Virtual Universe at the Hayden Planetarium Space Theater. Dr. Carter Emmart will present a one hour tour of the Digital Universe and show both the full Earth satellite image and the SchoonerAnne course. At the end of the program Reid Stowe will be contacted via satellite phone and we will have a short astronomical and nautical discussion with the Captain and Carter.

 

Hayden Planetarium Space Theater

$15 ($13.50 Members, students, senior citizens)

First Tuesday of each month, 6:30-7:30 P.M.

Entrance at Rose Center for Earth and Space / 81st street and Central Park West

American Museum of Natural History, New York, NY USA

http://www.amnh.org/programs/programs.php?event_type_id=3&bytype=1

 

You going Rand Weeks aka RacingWag and ReggattaPoodle? We need a full report on the nautical discussion with Captain Kangaroo...

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

The stupidity of the Hoovian set is truly remarkable.

 

For example AIS is not new technology - it has been madatory on all ships over 300 tons since 2002 Regatta Poodle. AIS is on more than 40,000 ships worldwide. AIS DOES NOT mean that a sailor doesn't need to keep watch. It's a tool, not a substitute for proper seamanship. With AIS Regatta Poodle, you can hail a ship by name, determine their speed and compass heading, etc...

 

Radar allows you to set a perimeter alarm - another tool that could have prevented your hero's collision at sea.

 

Keeping watch as you noted would have certainly prevented a collision at sea. My wife and I do 6 on, 6 off for overnihgts now as we find we get more rest. Where was Reid and Soy when they ran into the Maersk? C'mon Regatta Poodle - inquiring minds wanna know.

 

SSB is useful for pulling down weather and for back up communications. Not new technology Regatta Mutt.

 

As far as hanging out with Stowe goes, hey I'd give him a few minutes. He probably is a nice guy in person. I still consider him a hazard to navigation and because of his antics I put him in the list of other weird sailors; Ken Barnes, Abby, Donna Lange, just to name a few and that does not include the completely wacked folks my wife and I have met over the last three years of cruising. And you Mr. Regatta Chihuahua sound just as wacked out as any. I like IPA but we'll have to meet on the docks. I don't want to have to clean your poop off of the cabin sole.

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Big motherfuka lil fake viking.

 

fake ass calling out. you fake bullies are all the same. cowardly mothers pickin fights you can never truly make nor take.

Still talking shit. acting shit. dumb shit. you're a nice guy in person too i am sure. after you get your ass kicked maybe.

 

he's not so much a hazard to shipping by what he's been doing and where he's been no matter how much more sloppily he might keep watch than you or i. because he's been out in the wide open ocean for a very long time.

 

callin me out fake viking? you just like to talk a lotta shit.

 

here we go again, a lot of people- real sailors- famous sailors, historic sailors, have been hit by freighters. freighters by virtue- or lack their of- of their speed, automation and minimal personnel keeping watch, remain a real and constant danger to non-commercial vessels- especially sailboats. Sailboats have suffered collisions and near collisions with fast moving freighters in great numbers over the years. In a maritime court of law I daresay that the vast majority of these collisions would apportion the greater blame not upon the sailing vessel.

 

 

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I know it's been on commercial shipping. Not that many sailboats have it yet. And yeah, there's cheapo models out there too. It's an advancement. You're just an ass to suggest that having AIS is art, that Stowe's shit smells and yours does not.

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One thing I was thinking about the other day, Reid has plenty of provisions, but why did he not bring plenty of toilet paper? I read somewhere that he uses a bucket with rags. One of those biodegradable 1000-sheet rolls is good for ten days for a person, if you stretch it, and 2 people could -- with care -- manage one of those rolls every five days. Enough TP for the whole trip would only come to 20 of those 12-packs, not really a big deal. If you crush the cores, you should be able to fit it all into about a cubic yard.

 

I assume he brought plenty of dental floss ... one thing that always amazed me, no matter how you're provisioning, no matter how many people there are, no matter how long you're leaving, there is always room and weight for plenty of dental floss. It's incredible really ... in a small shoe box I could fit enough dental floss to last the rest of my life, using about a yard per floss, with twice-a-day flosses.

 

Damn, I love dental floss.

 

You could always grow your own.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJN_uWaVRfo

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Hey Buddy BikertheRed, you got all that money spent on shit practically nobody else's got yet, you are so cool and bet you're still thinking that you and your equipment's gonna outrun any storm come your way. AIS? Your overloaded dependence on unnecessary technology taking away from keeping a proper watch is not meant to take the place of true seamanship and means Art to you? Quantify YOUR Nautical miles for me sailed offshore in the last three years? I'm waiting to see the display in your first gallery show in Manhattan. Title? RedViking grouses and vents about Reid Stowe to the extent that he sounds like a man with a gripe about himself most of all in white canvas covered with his shit on the wall- man it'll take the world by shitstorm for sure. Art? Surely would be shittier than any mud on R's paintings from sea, some of which look pretty damn good. Bet his sales go way up as his sails come down without covers. Maybe you and your sewing machine should come on down to the dock and try a lil tenderness. I can see you and old Reid laughing up a storm, drinking good beer and wine way into the night sharing tales of life on the ocean. Or not. Sounds like you prefer to talk shit much more than even the thought of doing something like that.

 

The stupidity of the Hoovian set is truly remarkable.

 

For example AIS is not new technology - it has been madatory on all ships over 300 tons since 2002 Regatta Poodle. AIS is on more than 40,000 ships worldwide. AIS DOES NOT mean that a sailor doesn't need to keep watch. It's a tool, not a substitute for proper seamanship. With AIS Regatta Poodle, you can hail a ship by name, determine their speed and compass heading, etc...

 

Radar allows you to set a perimeter alarm - another tool that could have prevented your hero's collision at sea.

 

Keeping watch as you noted would have certainly prevented a collision at sea. My wife and I do 6 on, 6 off for overnihgts now as we find we get more rest. Where was Reid and Soy when they ran into the Maersk? C'mon Regatta Poodle - inquiring minds wanna know.

 

SSB is useful for pulling down weather and for back up communications. Not new technology Regatta Mutt.

 

As far as hanging out with Stowe goes, hey I'd give him a few minutes. He probably is a nice guy in person. I still consider him a hazard to navigation and because of his antics I put him in the list of other weird sailors; Ken Barnes, Abby, Donna Lange, just to name a few and that does not include the completely wacked folks my wife and I have met over the last three years of cruising. And you Mr. Regatta Chihuahua sound just as wacked out as any. I like IPA but we'll have to meet on the docks. I don't want to have to clean your poop off of the cabin sole.

 

My guess is that Reid was putting in his 6, when the accident occurred

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Day 1104 Live-a-board crew wantedSaturday, 01 May 2010APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

 

 

 

Hey Soanya, beware. The father of your child doesn't have such a good track record with "couples". Stole Ivo's wife and Allejandro's squeeze.

 

Don't think you are really recruiting couples. What would you say if some pretty young coed with an interest in the waterfront and living aboard answered the ad and wanted to move in? But maybe you're into that.

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I know it's been on commercial shipping. Not that many sailboats have it yet. And yeah, there's cheapo models out there too. It's an advancement. You're just an ass to suggest that having AIS is art, that Stowe's shit smells and yours does not.

 

You are so cute! Yes you are! Would you like a biscuit? Sit, roll over, play dead.....

 

Asswipe, your hero zero is the one who referred to prepping a boat as ART.

 

APR 30 DAY 1104 I WILL BE BACK SOON. WE WILL NEED A LOT OF HELP ON MANY LEVELS TO KEEP THE LOVE VOYAGE GOING. VOLUNTEER LIVE A BOARD CREW WANTED. NO SAILING SKILL OK. CARPENTER, HANDYMAN, COMPUTER,PEOPLE SKILLS. LEARN THE ART OF BOAT PREPARATION & SAILING. VERY YOUNG COUPLE OK - OLDER WITH SKILLS. EXCITING TIMES. CONTACT SOANYA AT WEBSITE.

 

He was going to leave with a dinghy as a liferaft. Where's the ART OF BOAT PREPARATION? There is no art, little to no systems or backups, from a sailors perspective this guy is a modern day Thor Heyerdahl....

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he's not so much a hazard to shipping by what he's been doing and where he's been no matter how much more sloppily he might keep watch than you or i. because he's been out in the wide open ocean for a very long time.

 

 

I could not have said it better. Except I said "Hazard to Navigation" not shipping... Imagine other sleep deprived sailors encountering him at night sans lights, a radar reflector and his own collision avoidance systems - LIKE AIS... That is what worries me and should worry every cruiser/sailor in his path.

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You just keep worrying if it makes you feel better.biggrin.gif You sure he has no running lights? Has anyone else come at all close to hitting him in three years? If it makes you feel better to worry about other sailboats on the ocean while Stowe dares to be there too...what can I say except that it is another indication of how occluded the thinking of this damned motorcycle group has become. I think you all should get on your frigging bikes and go have some sorta party in a desert somewhere. Burn Stowe in effigy. Get it the fuck outta yer systems. Git drunk, dance nekkid, whup it up. A real anarchist's git together in the sands somewhere. You could broadcast the coordinates and find it by GPS, and if you don't have AIS while riding there, you'd better keep an eye out on the highway for other cyclists zooming to the First Annual Reid Stowe SA Burning Sailor Festival to held in....? Could be an annual Earth Day Event. Pay pal contributions. Giant media displays of Nick's artwork. The real RD the master of ceremonies. Might be fun. Wolfiesay, why don't you volunteer to set up the fresh water desal places to keep your fake anarchists hydrated in the heat?

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You just keep worrying if it makes you feel better.biggrin.gif You sure he has no running lights? Has anyone else come at all close to hitting him in three years? If it makes you feel better to worry about other sailboats on the ocean while Stowe dares to be there too...what can I say except that it is another indication of how occluded the thinking of this damned motorcycle group has become. I think you all should get on your frigging bikes and go have some sorta party in a desert somewhere. Burn Stowe in effigy. Get it the fuck outta yer systems. Git drunk, dance nekkid, whup it up. A real anarchist's git together in the sands somewhere. You could broadcast the coordinates and find it by GPS, and if you don't have AIS while riding there, you'd better keep an eye out on the highway for other cyclists zooming to the First Annual Reid Stowe SA Burning Sailor Festival to held in....? Could be an annual Earth Day Event. Pay pal contributions. Giant media displays of Nick's artwork. The real RD the master of ceremonies. Might be fun. Wolfiesay, why don't you volunteer to set up the fresh water desal places to keep your fake anarchists hydrated in the heat?

regattadog, here's a date you can bring to the party and just like your buddy Reid I bet she doesn't use toilet paper either.

 

 

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And to think Swan, I used to like ya. Perving and disgustin' stuff now appear to be your stock in trade for/with this holesome group of wayward sailors. Too long playing in the SA shit filled sandbox.

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And to think Swan, I used to like ya. Perving and disgustin' stuff now appear to be your stock in trade for/with this holesome group of wayward sailors. Too long playing in the SA shit filled sandbox.

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leave them and live

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Hey RD,

 

I am confused. I read this just for the entertainment, but you were the one that did a lot of work to find objective evidence of Reid's past: criminal convictions, court decisions, etc. I don't recall you ever wishing Reid harm, but you were no fan of his.

 

What suddenly changed? Just curious.

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Hey RD,

 

I am confused. I read this just for the entertainment, but you were the one that did a lot of work to find objective evidence of Reid's past: criminal convictions, court decisions, etc. I don't recall you ever wishing Reid harm, but you were no fan of his.

 

What suddenly changed? Just curious.

Be careful who you are refering to.

 

There is "Regatta Dog" who has been here since the start and is the one who has done the research and at times has kept the banter light.

 

Then there is "regattadog". I believe he is a staunch Reid supporter that was actually here for a while under a differant name.

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Yeppers. "regattadog" is Rand Weeks aka 1000DaysElectric aka Racing Wag aka Sparky da Whore (or something like that) ~ the most deluded of Weed's apostles.

 

Hey Wag ~ I see Weed is looking for either young or old-fart-but-experienced live-aboards. Maybe you'll sucker in again and try to make the cut? You've got half a chance...........

 

By the way ~ will you be supplying that fine wine or classic beer for Weed's meeting with our Viking? Funny how your host is so damn cordial sharing those handouts he begs for. Be sure to ask for some Parmigiano Reggiano, RV!

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Latest installment is now on you tube. At about 6:15 in, we learn of the birth of Squawk.

 

Also some interesting desal stuff for Mike.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3np2SVEiwqs&feature=player_embedded#!

 

BTW, Swan, that's really gross. Funny, but gross.

 

I hadn't watched much of these but it is striking how child-like Soanya was. What was a fifty year old man doing going to sea for three years with a kid like this?

 

And I am sure he is eagerly awaiting their family reunion. :rolleyes:

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Hey RD,

 

I am confused. I read this just for the entertainment, but you were the one that did a lot of work to find objective evidence of Reid's past: criminal convictions, court decisions, etc. I don't recall you ever wishing Reid harm, but you were no fan of his.

 

What suddenly changed? Just curious.

Be careful who you are refering to.

 

There is "Regatta Dog" who has been here since the start and is the one who has done the research and at times has kept the banter light.

 

Then there is "regattadog". I believe he is a staunch Reid supporter that was actually here for a while under a differant name.

 

You don't remember the old RD sounding like he wished Reid harm before his conversion to the light? How soon they forget. Once was lost but now I am found, sing along with RD.

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Yeppers. "regattadog" is Rand Weeks aka 1000DaysElectric aka Racing Wag aka Sparky da Whore (or something like that) ~ the most deluded of Weed's apostles.

 

Hey Wag ~ I see Weed is looking for either young or old-fart-but-experienced live-aboards. Maybe you'll sucker in again and try to make the cut? You've got half a chance...........

 

By the way ~ will you be supplying that fine wine or classic beer for Weed's meeting with our Viking? Funny how your host is so damn cordial sharing those handouts he begs for. Be sure to ask for some Parmigiano Reggiano, RV!

 

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Hey RD,

 

I am confused. I read this just for the entertainment, but you were the one that did a lot of work to find objective evidence of Reid's past: criminal convictions, court decisions, etc. I don't recall you ever wishing Reid harm, but you were no fan of his.

 

What suddenly changed? Just curious.

Be careful who you are refering to.

 

There is "Regatta Dog" who has been here since the start and is the one who has done the research and at times has kept the banter light.

 

Then there is "regattadog". I believe he is a staunch Reid supporter that was actually here for a while under a differant name.

 

You don't remember the old RD sounding like he wished Reid harm before his conversion to the light? How soon they forget. Once was lost but now I am found, sing along with RD.

 

 

I don't recall RD either saying such a thing or even "sounding like it". What did I miss Wag? Prove it.

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Yeppers. "regattadog" is Rand Weeks aka 1000DaysElectric aka Racing Wag aka Sparky da Whore (or something like that) ~ the most deluded of Weed's apostles.

 

Hey Wag ~ I see Weed is looking for either young or old-fart-but-experienced live-aboards. Maybe you'll sucker in again and try to make the cut? You've got half a chance...........

 

By the way ~ will you be supplying that fine wine or classic beer for Weed's meeting with our Viking? Funny how your host is so damn cordial sharing those handouts he begs for. Be sure to ask for some Parmigiano Reggiano, RV!

 

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Deluded is a relative concept.

 

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Your relatives are deluded too?. Your other sock puppets are.

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Latest installment is now on you tube. At about 6:15 in, we learn of the birth of Squawk.

 

Also some interesting desal stuff for Mike.

 

http://www.youtube.c...ayer_embedded#!

 

BTW, Swan, that's really gross. Funny, but gross.

 

Note how the "art of boat preparation" was displayed. Let's see, A. Install a watermaker after 100 days at sea. B. Install only one clamp on the thru hull and/or any of the fittings - ABYC standards for sure and C. Moisture meter readings before departure. We don't need to know if the PLYWOOD hatch is rotten and full of water. Anne must have osmosis like a muther by now. Keep em coming MC - it was starting to get boring around here.

 

Other noteworthy findings included the 3 amps of power when moving at 5 knots by deploying the trolling generator. Nice trick. Still less than what a wind gen or a couple of panels put out, but I want one. Note Reid talked about when the Maersk "hit" him!!! Must have skipped over the Rule of Tonnage requirement on the Captains test... What's he got? 50 ton, 100 ton Masters? Towing endorcement? I saw the Naval Looking suit with Epaulettes on it in the Gallery Pic.

 

Has anyone signed up for the LiveAboard program or emailed Soy for more information?

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Reid DOB: January 6, 1952

Soanya DOB: Oct. 5, 1983

as is typical in many whacko cults, a 31 year age disparity in hovian love is considered awesome.

puff piece

Soanya says:

however "unlikely" their relationship is, "from the inside, it is a perfect love."

She and Stowe balanced one another as a crew at sea, she observed recently in her journal: "Where Reid might overreact, I was calm. Where I lacked the energy or manual skill to complete a task, Reid more than made up for it. We complemented each other's strengths and weaknesses."

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to be fair to Reid, he appeared obviously embarrassed to announce Soanya as a sexual and sailing partner before setting off. he's since declared his devotion and vows: "to be the best man and father I can. We probably will get married."

explaining the age gap, pregnancy at sea and Darshen's birth is the biggest hurdle in selling this 'adventure' IMO.

that they lied to the press calling her pregnancy 'seasickness' right up to the day of Darshen's birth also royally pissed off reporters who were hoodwinked as to the reason for Soanya's departure from Anne.

Soanya had no qualms lying to NPR and the NY Daily News when her pregnancy had been confirmed. So much for Reid's touted philosophy of 'honest love'.

Reid has 3 ex wives and a daughter 8 years older than Soanya.

edit: was responding to beer can:"I hadn't watched much of these but it is striking how child-like Soanya was. What was a fifty year old man doing going to sea for three years with a kid like this? "

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Reid DOB: January 6, 1952

Soanya DOB: Oct. 5, 1983

as is typical in many whacko cults, a 31 year age disparity in hovian love is considered awesome.

puff piece

Soanya says:

however "unlikely" their relationship is, "from the inside, it is a perfect love."

She and Stowe balanced one another as a crew at sea, she observed recently in her journal: "Where Reid might overreact, I was calm. Where I lacked the energy or manual skill to complete a task, Reid more than made up for it. We complemented each other's strengths and weaknesses."

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to be fair to Reid, he appeared obviously embarrassed to announce Soanya as a sexual and sailing partner before setting off. he's since declared his devotion and vows: "to be the best man and father I can. We probably will get married."

explaining the age gap, pregnancy at sea and Darshen's birth is the biggest hurdle in selling this 'adventure' IMO.

that they lied to the press calling her pregnancy 'seasickness' right up to the day of Darshen's birth also royally pissed off reporters who were hoodwinked as to the reason for Soanya's departure from Anne.

Soanya had no qualms lying to NPR and the NY Daily News when her pregnancy had been confirmed. So much for Reid's touted philosophy of 'honest love'.

Reid has 3 ex wives and a daughter 8 years older than Soanya.

 

edit: was responding to beer can:"I hadn't watched much of these but it is striking how child-like Soanya was. What was a fifty year old man doing going to sea for three years with a kid like this? "

 

"Puff piece" just published must have been written some time ago as it refers to breaking the Sanders record in the future and Weid's anticipated arrival in January 2010. Nice job of editing by SF Chronicle.

 

You tube bit of interview by author Verena Dobnik the day prior to departure:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soanya's introduction to all these video's, besides being pretty silly, is getting damn tiresome.

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that's an old article, redboat..just referencing it for historical accuracy.

one other relevant point about this odd yet 'perfect' union is the utter reliance on stereotypical gender roles.

in spite of the 'hype' about Soanya backing the boat into the slip under power, they (without a single noted exception) embraced 'pink and blue' roles aboard.

MC is claiming all sorts of female sailing records for Soanya, yet there is not one recorded moment of her so much as hoisting, reefing or trimming a single sail.

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that's an old article, redboat..just referencing it for historical accuracy.

one other relevant point about this odd yet 'perfect' union is the utter reliance on stereotypical gender roles.

in spite of the 'hype' about Soanya backing the boat into the slip under power, they (without a single noted exception) embraced 'pink and blue' roles aboard.

MC is claiming all sorts of female sailing records for Soanya, yet there is not one recorded moment of her so much as hoisting, reefing or trimming a single sail.

 

My error. When looking at it I saw May 2 and my feeble brain saw 2010 when in reality it was 2009. Oh well, was worth seeing the Dobnik interview again with Weid's repetitive declarations of his "impeccable record" and what a great shipmate Soanya will be.

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The Discovery of a Great Shipmate

 

Back up to 2004 and Soanya was a 19-year old Weed groupie hanging around the pier every chance she could get after he "looked at her" in some magical way when she asked to take some shots of the Anne for her Photography course. Weed's live-aboard girlfriend and 1000 Days partner at the time said Soy was practically a lovesick stalker following them everywhere, but Weed didn't mind so long as she kept returning with more and more photos of the dashing Captain Stowe. Then scratch that girlfriend (she says she left after discovering Weed dallying with several under-21 chickies ~ but not Soanya, who he had no interest in at that point). His next 1000 Days partner was Alejandro Molina. Supposedly........ Alejandro bailed after he busted Weed boinking his girlfriend.

 

Not even our own regattadog/Racing Wag/Sparky would volunteer to crew, so Weed decided to go it alone, though he had been depending on a partner to handle the computer, video, solar systems, etc where he was weak. BUT .... one day Soanya announced SHE wanted do the 1000 Days and would learn the electronics. He suddenly became quite interested in her, and suggested she move aboard for a two-week "trial". Her parents were outraged and threw her out of the house. But Weed had finally found his "great shipmate" and thus began The Perfect Love.

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well, to be more precise...this is the first 'official' mention of the sea goddess..

Stardate:

12.26.06 6:11PM ESTHudson River,

Latitude 40.750568

Longitude -74.021268

oh yeah a chick is aboard

Happy holidays everyone! Here is the latest message coming to you via our iridium satellite telephone. It's the end of 2006 and when we look at what we've accomplished this year, we can safely say it was a good one. The upgrades on the boat were both numerous and necessary. We got a new roller-furling jib, an electrical winch, twelve brand new optima gel cell batteries, two new generators, eight solar panels, a complete engine rebuild, all the food we need, new ropes, fresh medical supplies, two digital video cameras with accessories, a gimbaling yoga platform, a sound system complete with an iPod and music recording machine, and oh yeah a female to accompany the explorer. So are we all ready to go? Well almost. We still need some little things like laundry detergent, paper towels, more sprouting trays, pay some bills, have a completely finished electrical system, etc. You know how it is with last minute packing, especially for three years. We are on the cusp of departure and no doubt 2007 will be the biggest year for us yet.

Here we are putting on a new preventer line on the main boom. This line steadies the boom when the boat is traveling downwind or when raising and lowering the mainsail. The preventer is pulled forward and cleated keeping the boom out while sailing downwind, and slacked off when we pull the boom in. Stay tuned to see this in action and other sailing techniques used as we take this boat further non-stop than any boat has gone in history.

 

--Reid and Soanya

 

 

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oh JP, you forgot to mention the myspace girl who issued a restraining order vs the great Sexplorer.

i have some reference to that in her own hand as well as pics of her at the helm to verify, but she would like to forget the ordeal, so i won't be linking to the supporting data.

(Soanya and raggydog breathe a big sigh of relief)..

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His wiki article has been going through some massive changes lately by a couple editors who, if they are not official members of MC, are very sympathetic to the 1000 days cause. What is the cause, BTW, besides feeding an ego?. They seem to be trying to convert the article into a marketing tool and remove any negative references. They even put this thread on a "Spam list" so that it can't be cited.

 

If you go to the "talk page" for the article and head to the bottom of the page, you'll see what amounts to a wiki shit fight.

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His wiki article has been going through some massive changes lately by a couple editors who, if they are not official members of MC, are very sympathetic to the 1000 days cause. What is the cause, BTW, besides feeding an ego?. They seem to be trying to convert the article into a marketing tool and remove any negative references. They even put this thread on a "Spam list" so that it can't be cited.

 

If you go to the "talk page" for the article and head to the bottom of the page, you'll see what amounts to a wiki shit fight.

 

Fascinating read there Regatta Dog. Someone should update with the new LiveAboard option for like minded swingers. I feel a reality show coming on.

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1,215 to the Narrows.

 

So what does the Coast Guard do if you have a parade earlier than your permit.

 

I am thinking of chartering a boat and selling spaces. Free booze and h'ordervees. $100 a slot send your money to my paypal account. Check with your accountant to see if tax deductable.

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1,215 to the Narrows.

 

So what does the Coast Guard do if you have a parade earlier than your permit.

 

I am thinking of chartering a boat and selling spaces. Free booze and h'ordervees. $100 a slot send your money to my paypal account. Check with your accountant to see if tax deductable.

 

 

You could just do liike Reid and claim that you are a 501C when in fact you are not.

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His wiki article has been going through some massive changes lately by a couple editors who, if they are not official members of MC, are very sympathetic to the 1000 days cause. What is the cause, BTW, besides feeding an ego?. They seem to be trying to convert the article into a marketing tool and remove any negative references. They even put this thread on a "Spam list" so that it can't be cited.

 

If you go to the "talk page" for the article and head to the bottom of the page, you'll see what amounts to a wiki shit fight.

 

Over 90 revisions since April 5 on the "History Page". Expected Mission Control to clean up the Wiki entry as press and media scrutiny intensified with the heroic return of the great Kapitan Stowe but this is insane. Where are all the juicy bits? Deeply offended that the link to this thread was scrubbed. Why would they eliminate a link to the largest sailing website in the universe?

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