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Notte siurre.............                                 

No not those bathroom shots (as nice as they are).   Different chick and it was a video. Its was up in GA a while back but I can't find it now.

Wow, where has this thread been all my life?   The only thing that could improve on this threa is the video that was posted about a year ago of the chick stripping in the bathroom and then having a

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This reminds me of Gilbert Godfried, at an MTV Award show, not long fter PeeWee Herman was arrested for rubbing one out in a porno movie theater....

 

 

 

"If masturbation is a crime, I've been Al Capone since I was 14!"

 

 

 

"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

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This reminds me of Gilbert Godfried, at an MTV Award show, not long fter PeeWee Herman was arrested for rubbing one out in a porno movie theater....

 

 

 

"If masturbation is a crime, I've been Al Capone since I was 14!"

 

 

 

"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

 

Masturbation would probably fall under the broader category of fornication, which has few ethical "rules of the road" assigned to such 2,000 years ago. Well, in one of Paul's letters, Corinthians I I think, he mentions sinning in the form of male prostitution and masturbation, but, the translation from ancient Greek is a bit garbled and as such, it is difficult to know with any certainty precisely what he was intending.

 

Personally one might think having a wife pretty, loving, and giving is a far better and more satisfying way to spend such time.

 

 

 

 

 

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"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

 

I truly hope this really offends you!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_RsToWDfU

 

The "virgin birth" shows up in Matthew and Luke, but is never mentioned in John and Mark. Several Gospels mention brothers and sisters Jesus had, but not if they are older siblings. Muhammad, in the Qu'ran, seriously criticizes those looking for "ambiguities" so as to reduce scripture to nothing but "ancient fables". Nothing new under the sun as to your observation, you see, and as Ecclesiastes stated so well.

 

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"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

 

I truly hope this really offends you!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_RsToWDfU

 

The "virgin birth" shows up in Matthew and Luke, but is never mentioned in John and Mark. Several Gospels mention brothers and sisters Jesus had, but not if they are older siblings. Muhammad, in the Qu'ran, seriously criticizes those looking for "ambiguities" so as to reduce scripture to nothing but "ancient fables". Nothing new under the sun as to your observation, you see, and as Ecclesiastes stated so well.

 

:)

 

This good sir is clearly not the thread for you.

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This reminds me of Gilbert Godfried, at an MTV Award show, not long fter PeeWee Herman was arrested for rubbing one out in a porno movie theater....

 

 

 

"If masturbation is a crime, I've been Al Capone since I was 14!"

 

 

 

"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

 

Masturbation would probably fall under the broader category of fornication, which has few ethical "rules of the road" assigned to such 2,000 years ago. Well, in one of Paul's letters, Corinthians I I think, he mentions sinning in the form of male prostitution and masturbation, but, the translation from ancient Greek is a bit garbled and as such, it is difficult to know with any certainty precisely what he was intending.

 

Personally one might think having a wife pretty, loving, and giving is a far better and more satisfying way to spend such time.

Houston, he has a problem.

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"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

 

From the Gospel according to Flatbag Chapter 1, Verse 1

 

Verily I say unto you, never, no never, in the long and sordid history of Sailing Anarchy, has it been more evident that a forum poster was in more urgent need of a blow job!

 

Can I get an Aaaaaa-men?

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"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than your whole body to be thrown into hell."

 

From The Sermon on the Mount, Matthew, Chapter 5, Verse 27

 

From the Gospel according to Flatbag Chapter 1, Verse 1

 

Verily I say unto you, never, no never, in the long and sordid history of Sailing Anarchy, has it been more evident that a forum poster was in more urgent need of a blow job!

 

Can I get an Aaaaaa-men?

 

I think for him, you need to be more specific, that's a blow job from a beautiful woman, and that'd be an Aaaaa-woman!

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Get this thread back on topic, stat!

 

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Light blue isn't really her color...

 

Chester in a vegas casino, Shay sidles up:

 

Shay: hey babe, want to party? I don't know what it is about short middle aged canadian men but you drive me wild!!!!

Chester: you bet!

Shay: come up to my suite.

Chester: after you, beautiful

 

up in the suite shay gets right to it and strips to her light blue skivvies.

 

Chester: are you fucking kidding me? that colour is all wrong for you! I can't believe yer wearing wispy, see through, erotic undies in that colour! I'm fucking outa here, thanks for nothing shay :angry::angry::angry:

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I'm pretty sure this thread will survive the apocalypse. Shay's boobs will protect us.

Probably have the same chemical composition as Twinkies.

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