Laker

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men. - David Ogilvy

Old and tired and bent and busted, grey and wrinkled and he can't be trusted

Unaware of the wiles of the snake in the grass

And the fate of the maiden who topes,

She lowered her standards by raising her glass,

Her courage, her eyes and his hopes. -Flanders and Swann