If you would kindly send your representatives across the pond, most of us would gladly show up to greet them. After a short vacation here a small number of them will return. The rest will likely stay to help fertilize our potatoes!!
+1 on the real Queen of England being a class act.
As far as the "metric is easy" assignment, I will be here patiently awaiting your arrival. I prefer 9mm thru 20mm and all calibers in between. Upon your arrival we will treat you and yours as we did a few hundred years ago. I will be patiently...
I think this is a great idea. Nothing unites us like threatening us. It would be an easy war with few casualties. Plus it would give us the perfect platform for flattening the rest of the Your A Peein' Union!! ;)