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Trumps hands are twice the size they ought to be.

My neighbor's anthem seems to be: "VROOOM! VROOOM! VROOOM!" It doesn't matter if it's one of his 7 Harley Davidsons, his pathetic chainsaw, his giant but perpetually broken Kubota tractor, or his 10 Cyl. diesel Dodge pick up truck. Everything he owns starts with VROOOOM! VROOOM! VROOOM!

..... Ummmm........... Mother's day is in early May.

Give 'em credit for spelling it correctly.

She's got that MTG forehead...... And that lantern jaw..... I'll let Sol fix her.

Forgot Bush the Elder "More money for rich people" And Carter "Help poor people". And Johnson "I have a huge fucking penis", and Ford "I OOPS! WHOA! Ugh! OOF! OW! no that's OK I'll just, OOPS! Whoa! shit that hurt!"

Sadly, I think you're correct..... Or she's debating the pluses of going full on retard-republican.

So.... If the elephants holding up the flat earth are standing on the back of a turtle which seems to be in the water..... Where's the water on top of? Last I knew if there was nothing under the water, it fell..... Kinda exactly like rain. Then it lands. On land, or in more water which is held...

If it's flat what's on the other side?

TJ MAXX I think..... Maybe Wal*Mart.... My wife said that she thought they shopped at the "Men's whorehouse"

I can tell you for a fact, that as my father's Alzheimer's disease progressed, his posture deteriorated.

Sounds like someone's wife is lying about her weekly visits to her massage therapist, or a certain Governor is lying about poking his wife with his thumb in places not her mouth or ass.... 4 times.... Thelma Lou: "Gomer... Do you think we could get... A little more intimate?" Gomer: "Why shure...

Looks like Michael Meyers.... (HALLOWEEN, not Wayne's World)

M&Ms and Twixeses aren't being sold in Florida? The state where old NY Jews and Woke come to die?

The story about how my friend got the job is even funnier.....

Harold Washington Library. That whole ornamentation was modeled in my shop. Parts of it were indeed made in my shop. Most of it was made by a welding/fabrication shop the town over. I still have that verdis gris green paint on so many of my tools..... My best friend, and room mate, and...

She's trying to out fat Chris Christie.