I was inducted at the Turtle Club Dinner bar in Fairbanks AK and they would ask you if you were a turtle when you sat at the bar. I answered no. The Bartender then asked if I would like to become a turtle. I said yes. He presented me with a card that was as near as I can remember like the above...
Its a koan. an intangible riddle. like If a man is alone in the woods is he still wrong? What is the sound of one hand clapping?
What goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and sticky?
What does a dog do on three legs, a woman sitting down and a man standing up?
What sticks so far out...
I was sure there were multiple parts to the poll and funny too!
But the law of unintended consequences assured that i would provide a better venue for your collective humor than planned.
Quo Cogito Errata Demonstratum
What is the difference between a duck?