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This is how it started

......gee....looks pretty straight doncha reckon?

Yep. We run it remotely with a phone so the RO can start the sequence from his own boat Begins with a red light indicating we're about to get going Red flashes with 10 secs before 5 minute Yellow comes on at 5 with horn Blue comes on along side with horn at 4 Blue goes out at 1 to go......can't...

What did Ted Turner say about Dennis way back? .....something along the lines of......."245(?) days in a sailboat........and him a fully grown man...."

Bugger. "Drawbridge" has been raised for the last time . My condolences also

"Nobody could have known a sailboat might be used for terrorism…when does TSA set up a checkpoint at the marina gate?" .....except..... the Froggies did it to the Rainbow Warrior....

Less institutional driver training with me. Just pinched Dad's car, unscrewed the speedo and buggered off into the distance. All went well until my mate crashed it....... and he was the one with the licence.....

Yes. You do..................

Usually it's because the rope shrinks over time. Depends which type of rope's been used

Depends on the rope. If it's good n solid - none. Even tension is fine. If it's a little stretchy maybe pull 2 or 3 ". It's only there to stop the sail tearing in half. Make sure you only unpick the stitching around the bolt rope. Do not unpick the luff tape itself If it's a large sail you...

Wunce I coodnt evn spel saylmaykr now I ar wun

If you're not getting full hoist and the sail is looking fuller than a state school the luff rope may have shrunk. There may be other issues also. Another story...... Easy fix......well....usually..... The bolt rope is likely seized off at the head, tack and if it's a main, each reef. Leave...

I started work for Roscoe in 1977

Don't have kauri branches dropping on you 500 miles out in the Tasman that's for real... ok - they're only little branches..

New Zealand tonight https://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain&region=nzni&noofdays=7

For what we are about to receive....... https://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain&region=nzni&noofdays=7

We were giggling about that just a couple of days ago. Beautiful day today though but if this new one does come ashore it's going to be nasty

See if you're still laughing next Tuesday........