Will you raise the baby for me? It was an indiscretion and she doesn't have my name. At least there will be one more lost child wandering around. God forbid that life is about people rather than abstractions.
Who negotiates over the debt ceiling?
It's like finishing your meal and then telling the manager you'd like to negotiate the price.
It is like promising your mommy you're going to hold your breath untill you get your way.
It is like holding all the innocents at gun point because you need some...