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    8 Bells Jimmy Howell (South Australia)

    Greg and I bulked up quickly in summer of (84 ?), working the coffee grinders on Bacardi with shoulders locked together, the handles a blur as the headsail sheets inched in, changing gear by stepping on a button on the cockpit floor, and then collapsing to the floor, just in time for Jim to call...
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    Strangers in the night...

    The lady in the emergency row seat nearby said that she didnt really deserve the full weight of the lore or even to taste a  good, stiff   fine, All she was doing was employing mouth to cock resuscitation. combined with a heimlich manouvre which dislodged the savalloy from a very sore throat. 
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    what will the Republican party look like after Trump has done with it?

    Is Trump naieve in thinking he can run amok unchecked and undo hundreds of years of decisions, or has he just become bored with the umpire and  taken his bat and ball and gone home.  Push the button and nuke North Korea and be remembered for something other than 'Youre fired" and Fake news.
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    so while she was poledancing up the mast, leaving the helm in the hands of a complete novice, she saw that a spreader had blown its bolt and at that point just decided to lay back and take whatever.  Yep, there is enough for a B grade movie  right there.  Throw in a tow by the same Russian...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Thats it. Im over reading this drivel. His feigned illiteracy and feigned poor  grasp of english, and feigned absence of rudimentary boat handling, and feigned position reports and false reports to rescue authorities, his grifting, the hovian trolls that feed him....  The whole thing is a con...
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    Dotard v Rocketman

    all it would take to end this is for China to use the red phone to tell Donald what Kims gps coordinates are. 
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    Keel well trap door

    you should be able to replace the venturi with a small piece of half inch plastic hose or copper pipe angled 45 degrees backwards so it doesnt catch seaweed and sucks better when the boat is going forward. Reduce the amount of water in the case by shaping and siliconing styrephone blocks in...
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    Keel well trap door

    the venturi is designed to empty the water out of the case, but as the sealing plate is bent, you would have massive turbulence inside the case, exacerbated by the venturi. As the water inside the case isnt static, the amount of drag that the open slot and venturie offers is magnified.  On other...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Dammit I thought I'd be inner circle by now but the Oracle has spoken. At 1595 posts I'm a tad short for legend turkey status, but then again a turkey is head and shoulders above pigeons. Where are the truly great men of the century, when the best we can produce is a total idiot voted in by...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    In Serbian, the capital M is often inadvertently substituted for an F, which would make Rimas's boat Mimsy become Flimsy but we already knew that. In Serbian Azaragi dialect, "Rimas" means the " blunt stone used to Ream the mAsses" , but hey, we already knew that too. 
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Sock puppet of the year award goes to Fiji Vuli for perseverance in absurdity above and beyond the call of Duty Free. Living testament to the toilet bowl of life... You can only circle the rim for so long. Eventually the vortex of a remus passing will leave sock puppet fence sitters under turd... 
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    I read the Secret Life of James Cook this week, (book 1 of a 3 book set on his life), and was amazed to find that before he set out to transit venus/discover the great southern land, he prepped for his journey by talking to another ships master who documented his own earlier approach to FIJI...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    You can only circle the rim for so long. Eventually the vortex of his passing will suck you in. 
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Rimas disc His mistake was to be a provacateur Russian American exercising freedom of navigation, thinking in Japanese and talking in gibberish code within nuking range of uncle Kim aka Sillius Soddus. 
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Wind off the stern quarter. Dark night with only a faint line where the reef is. No sound of breaking waves to wake him from a deep sleep just a gentle crunch abeam below the waterline. No chance of sailing off. No electric bilge pump to buy him time. No motor to reverse off. Second crunch...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    He spoke russian, japanese and english, so he wasnt a total dill. He was on the rebound from a broken relationship with his country and his girlfriend.  Like most other blokes, he made bad decisions during the rebound relationship and his life ended up on the rocks, literally.  He grifted what...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    he wouldnt have thought about stormboards, plugging leaks,ready packs,bilgepumps, flare kits.   He was probably asleep, fatigued out of his brain, low on physical energy and the interior completely dishevelled, not able to access hull holes because of junk in lockers, side on to a reef with no...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    Wind off the stern quarter. Dark night with only a faint line where the reef is. No sound of breaking waves to wake him from a deep sleep just a gentle crunch abeam below the waterline. No chance of sailing off. No electric bilge pump to buy him time. No motor to reverse off. Second crunch...
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    Sailing around the world in a San Juan 24

    .. And when his demise is proven, the go fund me campaign will encourage the legions of the psychopathically incompetent to follow in his emaciated  footsteps.
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