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july 3 noon - gotta be on a friday. I will take an automatic penalty as I came to the party late - I'll throw in a bottle of a local wine to the winner. Someone PM me whoever wins.

Well boys and girls, those who have played in cruising anarchy must surely recognize this as the "sequel." Oh, I am sure we have a new leading actor - mainly because he knows how to use capital letters. But, this will not end well for our friend Mike. He will last a short while...

Hey Rd - I am a little behind in what is going on - what is the book? It sounds great! Mike - do you like Doritos? What is your favorite kind of wine? Are you married to a former Miss Oregon? If you drilled a two inch hole in your boat, would you sink faster than if you drilled two one inch...

Did I hear my name? I take it the boat still floats. Hey Rd. Have I missed any elle parties? Is DT back yet?

??? Why over the top? Was it a private party? If so, why would they have let him in? Was RD rude? I do not see your point with these examples. There are several here who post only hateful remarks about someone they have never met personally. I agree with your statements about them. But...

Had a buddy who quit smoking 33 times before he found this

Don't take it personal swan - vb has never been the same since he quit smoking. He is probably trying to quit again. By the way vb - how's the not smoking going???

Happy birthday! How's the drinking going???

there are several other records related to this drama that need to be mentioned. RD has the most number of posts about the slowest circumnavigation of the globe in modern times where person was claiming to actually sail the boat. JP has the most unanswered request to post her girls in the...

Phone rings.... "911 emergency. State your emergency." "Someone is breaking into my home." "Police are on their way." "Tell them no hurry. There is no way they will get here before I finish loading my gun." OR - MORE LIKELY phone rings.... "Hello, city morgue." "I need you to come pick...

Best home defense = pump action shotgun. If that sound - chuck chick - does not scare the a$$hole out the nearest window/door/wall, shoot him cause he is gonna do something really bad. I am actually encouraged by all the people who don't want guns and say to them, "Have at it." The more guns...

you say something there seeking semen?

No, but I did hear the joke. The mental image it created was enough to make me laugh as well!!! I guess I can let you in on it. So a blond walked into a bar and asked the bar.... no wait... it was a string. yeah a string walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then, the...

Not surprised. When we were up in it, it felt like a big goofy football. No idea how it was going to move. It felt like the pilots were simply reacting instead of really flying. I heard a story from my grandpa about a buddy losing the ballast tanks or something and not being able to control...

Not quite on the same level as the fighters, but my grandpa flew these and the stories are AMAZING!!! One time had to make an emergency landing to do a rescue and nobody on the ground to grab the line. Someone inside had to parachute down to land the sucker. Not sure what all was involved...

Whole bunch of bad words at you right now. On a separate note.... March 14 is coming - mmmm - steak

roses are red violets are blue hope she doesn't burn my steak this year too!

Hi elle! I missed you for my birthday this year. I was wondering if I could persuade you to send a late birthday pic.....

Yeah - I was posting a lot of stuff in fun that would get me in some trouble!