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  1. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Buy a drink for the US Coast Guard

    A reference to Coast Guard in Australia and New Zealand who are no where near as professional as their US counterparts and who regularly cause more damage to boats in trying to assist them than was caused by the initial incident.
  2. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Buy a drink for the US Coast Guard

    You might think you’re in trouble on the water but if the Coast Guard turn up you will be
  3. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Australian Sailing

    https://www.sailing.org.au/news/new-national-integrity-framework-for-sailing/?fbclid=IwAR1eX9f2u6TaPry4DXONbmXenXjBsv8jk6V5B4pPXQA1ZCTK1dXKq8YHmqY
  4. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Australian Sailing

    I think the 8 refer to the states and territories associations, which of course no longer exist as they have been swallowed by AS, if that’s the case then technically they have no members!
  5. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Australian Sailing

    Just attended an event in regional NZ. 35 dinghies over two classes $20 for six races over 2 days.
  6. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Novak Djokovic

    Probably the one that looks like he’s got a bubble in his cheek!
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    Novak Djokovic

    Lazy cunt can’t even carry his own bag
  8. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Australian Sailing

    The good news is there are now some vacancies at Tennis Australia. Rumoured that AS CEO is going to TA with GRS tagging along as new rules and visa expert. TA will be introducing ballpass whereby if you attend a game of tennis you will be required to join a tennis club. You get a set of Dunlop...
  9. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    2021 Sydney to Hobart

    It’s a problem when so many race officials have no idea how HF radio frequencies work and mandate bad practices 
  10. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Australian Sailing

    That’s partially because they don’t have a prescription to RRS 46 and partially because Aunty Cinda won’t let them out
  11. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Novak Djokovic

    Watched the live feed, reckon the Government lawyer fucked up - he should have just said that the Minister cancelled the Visa because Novax is a cunt - even his own lawyer couldn’t have disagreed on that point.
  12. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Novak Djokovic

    That’s precisely why I don’t watch CNN.
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    Novak Djokovic

    They get paid by the word, hence the frequent ‘I’ve got that somewhere here in my notes” or ‘I can’t quite find that right now!” 
  14. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Novak Djokovic

    Much the same way the fear-mongering about the 1919 Spanish Flu, Rubella or Polio needed to be toned down?
  15. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    Novak Djokovic

    You mean like ‘Make Novak great again’ or ‘Make tennis great again’? Give it a rest!
  16. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    On That!

    Don't tell everyone - it's the peace and tranquility that make it so special
  17. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    2021 Sydney to Hobart

    The IJ course teaches that the word ‘shall’ is obligatory as used in the RRS.
  18. TheUltimateSockPuppet

    2021 Sydney to Hobart

    Gutsy call just to grab the helm without first checking with the skipper that he’s seen the rocks. I’ve sailed with very experienced skippers who know how to get the most out of the tide and current and that sometimes means tacking alongside the shoreline. On top of that unless you knew you had...
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