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  1. Olsonist

    Supreme Court will overturn Roe v Wade It will be most funny to hear what our elk have to say.
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    Trump supporter Orrin Hatch has died

    Say something nice.
  3. Olsonist

    'Wokeism' run amok

    EO Wilson died last month. His books are not on my shelf. I didn't take college biology and my high school biology teacher in Knoxville, Tennessee even refused to teach evolution. So he's way above my biology pay grade. Anyways, Wilson was a biologist, naturalist and generally known as the Ant...
  4. Olsonist

    CIA Report: Getting to Know the President, Shitstain Edition

    The CIA's Center for the Study of Intelligence writes this report after every presidency. Briefing Donald Trump as a presidential candidate, president-elect, and president during his first few weeks in office presented the Intelligence Community (IC) with greater challenges than it had faced...
  5. Olsonist

    Rumsfeld is dead.

    I think we know where in Hell he is. He's in the area around Hell and east, west, south and north somewhat.
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    Walter Mondale DTS

    A fine man.
  7. Olsonist

    An Ode To Cancel Culture

    As some day it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list — I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! There's the ammosexual predators who carry in the store … in order to protect...
  8. Olsonist

    Rush Limbaugh DTL

    Yep, I'd piss on his grave given the chance.
  9. Olsonist

    Larry Flynt has died. Flynt was shot by a white supremacist serial killer who apparently didn't like an interracial spread in Huslter. Early classic Borowitz...
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    CBP Refuses to Tell Congress How it is Tracking Americans Without a Warrant

    The CBP is buying location data harvested from ordinary apps installed on peoples’ phones.   Tom will be along shortly to explain that the CBP is merely acquiring data from a corporate person and therefore that...
  11. Olsonist

    The Stars And Stripes Forever

    The Pentagon has ordered Stars and Stripes to shut down for no good reason I'm sure that our resident elk population will be by shortly to patriotically defend this...
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    Domestic Terrorism

    This happened in Oakland and I don't know if it's been covered nationally. Since it is local, I've been following it. Back on May 29 during the protests here, someone drove up in front of the Oakland Federal Building on 14th and shot two Federal Protective Services agents, killing one...
  13. Olsonist

    ‘I Don’t Take Responsibility at All’

    Sounds just like our Vichy elk.
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    Someone won't be voting for Shitstain

    A Daredevil Flat Earther Died After Attempting To Launch Himself 5,000 Feet With A Homemade Rocket Ask for him tomorrow and you will find him a grave man.
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    Economist Intelligence Unit ranks US as a flawed democracy Freedom House says much the same:
  16. Olsonist

    Paul Volker has died He was a Carter nominee as Fed Chair with marching orders to end stagflation which he did. Stagflation began under Ford precipitated by the crude oil crisis of 1973 and was finally wrestled to the ground by Volker in the early...
  17. Olsonist

    The US really has 11 separate 'nations' I know California, the West Coast, Missouri and Tennessee pretty well and this seems accurate. Missouri is a Southern state. They sort of seceded. Dred Scott. Sundown towns. They're in the (expanded) SEC. But Kansas...
  18. Olsonist

    Republicans have officially jumped the shark.

    Ohio House passes bill allowing student answers to be scientifically wrong due to religion The Ohio House on Wednesday passed the "Student Religious Liberties Act." Under the law, students can't be penalized if their work is scientifically wrong as long as the reasoning is because of their...
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    The Opening Statement
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    A Complete Psychological Analysis of Trump's Support

    A Complete Psychological Analysis of Trump's Support I haven't read anything in Psychology Today since high school. It is from last December but something tells me they're still...