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    Ashes 21/22

    It is good to have you back mate. Ever since Jack got punted we have had a shortage of childish memes.
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    Ashes 21/22

    The poms now know how the crew of Celestial feel having a victory snatched from you. Hobart can be a cruel place. Oh well back to the drawing board for England. Se you all in two years. Out.
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    Ashes 21/22

    The strength of the domestic 4 day comp is vital. You can’t learn test cricket from playing that T20 Indian baseball bullshit. Great opportunity to put blood some prospects in the 5th test.
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    Ashes 21/22

    When you celebrate scratching out a draw like it is a win by an innings and 200 runs you have some selection problems. Mind you so do the Australian selectors but problems of a different kind. England batters showed some promise but when half your bowling attack are eligible for a pension it is...
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    Ashes 21/22

    To Quote the 12th man doing Richie B- ‘the High five is just some bullshit the West Indies brought into the game- the traditional Australian pat on the arse, or a bit of a dry root is a much more manly way to celebrate’.  The man was a genius.
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    Ashes 21/22

    Have you tried Pornhub?
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    Ashes 21/22

    ABC radio Grandstand. No ads and no leftist bullshit. And the voice of summer Jim Maxwell.
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    Ashes 21/22

    After news of Novax Jokesonthelittlebitch visa issue broke, the England Cricket team have now appealed decision to allow them to stay in Australia.
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    Ashes 21/22

    I am speechless. To all England Cricket fans my thoughts are with you today. The smart thing for the English squad now is to head out and try and catch covid. What the fuck are we supposed now to do for the rest of the afternoon?
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    Ashes 21/22

    Can 'Post it Pat' do no wrong? What a wonderful time to be an Australian cricket fan. I do feel for Joe, nice bloke, truly great batsmen and he has to lead this pack of C graders into an ashes series. He deserves better.
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    Ashes 21/22

    Joe Root needs a hug.
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    Ashes 21/22

    No I am all good. Passed a pleasant day on my floating doghouse. Well played by Root and Malan. What a year Root has had and led fromnthe front today. Looks like we have a game on. Early to bed for me tonight. Might head to the Gabba again tomorrow but I will leave the Pimms alone. That stuff...
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    Ashes 21/22

    No all good mate- in fact apart from a slight headache, the stolen police car in my driveway and the naked Midget asleep on my couch, there appears to be little collateral damage. However despite it already being 30 degrees outside, the mood inside the house is a tad frosty. I think I might fuck...
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    Ashes 21/22

    Not mine- I didn’t eat a thing all day.
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    Ashes 21/22

    Ok we are leaving. Cunts
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    Ashes 21/22

    Fuck you you box head cunts! I am glad my grandfather bombed the fuck out of you in 1942. cunts!
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    Ashes 21/22

    Just in case you were all worried we have just been kicked out of the German club. My house stepping act didn’t go down that well. Fuck then. They came 2nd.
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    Ashes 21/22

    Her father was with her. We have class here in QLD
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    Ashes 21/22

    Travis head 100 of 84 balls. And the lights are on. The girl with the massive tits next to us has left.
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