At 6 pm Pacific Time tomorrow (May 21st) God's gonna Hoover up all the true believers . . . but I'm wondering if the Fundies living in Asia, Australia and New Zealand are going to be inadvertently "left behind" . . . since it will be May 22nd in that part of the world when the fun begins. I'm...
Jesus General shares his Top Ten Rapture Tips!
Top Ten Rapture Tips
In preparation for Saturday's Rapture, I'm sharing my top ten rapture tips:
10. Pass gas before leaving atmosphere to prevent embarrassing trajectory changes.
9. Bring a firearm in case some bastard cuts you off at the Kolob...
Modern Archeology has uncovered some ancient ruins in about 200 feet of water off the Asian coast and they are dating it back to a civilization that is far older than we ever had thought possible.
Off the Asian coast?
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Are you Rapture Ready?
I'm offering a special Rapture-ready product on Craigslist:
Rapture Ready Mirror Ball Suit - $250000 (Seattle)
Date: 2011-05-11, 1:16PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected]
Are you ready for the Rapture on May 21, 2011? Sure...
I fixed your link . . . I think.
I love SF . . . I'm booking a Virgin America flight to SFO as soon as I hang up!
Let's get ready to shove our foulie boots up some big, spandex-clad, religio-wanker butt!
From Pam's House Blend:
Are you rapture ready - fundie billboards say the end is near: May 21, 2011
by: Pam Spaulding
Sat May 07, 2011 at 09:00:00 AM EDT
I'm ready for Jesus to come and take these pea-brained, anti-gay, racist, pitiful people and suck them up to ParadiseTM.
I see some of...
So Flapper . . . let me get this straight . . . you are not a conservative . . . you quit watching TV after Fonzie jumped the shark . . . you were bribed by a foreign government to start a business there because the US, which you've traitorously abandoned, wouldn't give you guarantees . . . and...
So Flapper . . . please bear with me as I have been gone awhile . . . you are a FOX News watching, Glenn Beck worshipping conservatoid . . . and you want President Obama to pass an infrastructure bill . . . putting, ostensibly, millions more Americans on the government payroll. You also think...