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  1. Smirkh8r

    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    At 6 pm Pacific Time tomorrow (May 21st) God's gonna Hoover up all the true believers . . . but I'm wondering if the Fundies living in Asia, Australia and New Zealand are going to be inadvertently "left behind" . . . since it will be May 22nd in that part of the world when the fun begins. I'm...
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    Santorum to McCain

    Rick Santorum, aka "The Frothy Mixture" kinda reminds me of Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo . . . .......but how do you dress up santorum so that it's presentable palatable ok for teevee?
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    Jesus and his Whore now live in Oz

    For a minute there, I thought you had found my gardener, who I foolishly paid in advance . . . but that Jesus doesn't look at all like my Jesus.
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    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    Off season rental rates on this eye-catching motor home begin May 22, 2011. Plan your catholic fambly's vacation today!
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    Jerome Corsi's Birther Book Pulled From Shelves

    Birther Queen Oily Taint applies an extra dollop of lipstick before her appearance on Fox News to whine about Corsi's "book" demise.
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    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    Jesus General shares his Top Ten Rapture Tips! Top Ten Rapture Tips In preparation for Saturday's Rapture, I'm sharing my top ten rapture tips: 10. Pass gas before leaving atmosphere to prevent embarrassing trajectory changes. 9. Bring a firearm in case some bastard cuts you off at the Kolob...
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    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    Modern Archeology has uncovered some ancient ruins in about 200 feet of water off the Asian coast and they are dating it back to a civilization that is far older than we ever had thought possible. ----------------------------------------------------------- Off the Asian coast? Well, that...
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    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    Thursday, May 12, 2011 Are you Rapture Ready? I'm offering a special Rapture-ready product on Craigslist: Rapture Ready Mirror Ball Suit - $250000 (Seattle) Date: 2011-05-11, 1:16PM PDT Reply to: [email protected] Are you ready for the Rapture on May 21, 2011? Sure...
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    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    The following weekend is the 1st Annual ZOMBIES AROUND CATALINA RACE . . . and like Ensenada, with a Zombie crew . . . "it's always won at night."
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    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    I fixed your link . . . I think. I love SF . . . I'm booking a Virgin America flight to SFO as soon as I hang up! Let's get ready to shove our foulie boots up some big, spandex-clad, religio-wanker butt!
  11. Smirkh8r

    RELIGIOUSLY INSANE SAY RAPTURE COMING MAY 21, 2011

    From Pam's House Blend: Are you rapture ready - fundie billboards say the end is near: May 21, 2011 by: Pam Spaulding Sat May 07, 2011 at 09:00:00 AM EDT I'm ready for Jesus to come and take these pea-brained, anti-gay, racist, pitiful people and suck them up to ParadiseTM. I see some of...
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    Arizona Moonbats Want Their Own State

    Jesus says "NO!" to hypocrisy . . .
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    The Regressive GOP

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    Job summit? More like job valley.

    So Flapper . . . let me get this straight . . . you are not a conservative . . . you quit watching TV after Fonzie jumped the shark . . . you were bribed by a foreign government to start a business there because the US, which you've traitorously abandoned, wouldn't give you guarantees . . . and...
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    Lou DOBBS?

    Lou's campaign theme . . . "You kids <slurping drool back into mouth> GET OFF MY LAWN!"
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    Job summit? More like job valley.

    So Flapper . . . please bear with me as I have been gone awhile . . . you are a FOX News watching, Glenn Beck worshipping conservatoid . . . and you want President Obama to pass an infrastructure bill . . . putting, ostensibly, millions more Americans on the government payroll. You also think...
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