2018 Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Race: The Race Committee has lodged a protest against Wild Oats XI

[LB 15]

AIS has legs and will keep walking down the page,..! Could be a record for the SA forums?

No way. The thousand days thread went for over a 1000 pages. Even the hot rod thread went for a couple of hundred. The race will roll around again well before this gets anywhere near those numbers and by then Mid will have started several new WOXI haters threads and the Lynch mob will have moved on. I must admit even I am getting bored with this one. Hey here’s an idea- someone could post something new...

 

[lighthouse keeper]

Good morning campers,

LB good to see your still fine form. i just took a road trip from your favourite southern state with a stop off in ALICE. Spent 5 days in 43C plus heat , being a southerner l understand Hypothermia and what can happen. But that living in extreme heat is a killer ,  The locals where saying 2 hours up there in the sun with out water and even they would die.  LB did i tell you i was moving my son from Alice to Darwin? So stopped off at the Daly Waters pub  for a beer, even offered my tatty undies to the barmaid so they could  hung from the rafters like all the other G_STRINGS. The beer was cold but i had to hold my nose when sliding it down as it was XXXX lol. LB i am home now and i see the chooks are scratching and clucking louder than ever. SO glad l left you in charge of the hen house , keep feeding them chooks mate lol.

 

[terrafirma]

Good morning campers,

LB good to see your still fine form. i just took a road trip from your favourite southern state with a stop off in ALICE. Spent 5 days in 43C plus heat , being a southerner l understand Hypothermia and what can happen. But that living in extreme heat is a killer ,  The locals where saying 2 hours up there in the sun with out water and even they would die.  LB did i tell you i was moving my son from Alice to Darwin? So stopped off at the Daly Waters pub  for a beer, even offered my tatty undies to the barmaid so they could  hung from the rafters like all the other G_STRINGS. The beer was cold but i had to hold my nose when sliding it down as it was XXXX lol. LB i am home now and i see the chooks are scratching and clucking louder than ever. SO glad l left you in charge of the hen house , keep feeding them chooks mate lol.

What's the Daly Pub like.? It's on my bucket list..Then the Kimberley by boat. 

 

[lighthouse keeper]

Terra,

Here is the front view was to dark inside to get a picture .Plenty of backpacker ladies all sizes  for your pleasure lol. yeah count me in for the Kimberlys as long the air con works lol.

 

[jack_sparrow]

Hey here’s an idea- someone could post something new...

Did you know that cars and boats that start with the letter "J" sit in the top 5 owned by both pooftas and lezzos?

Didn't Hoppy sell his Jeaneau and buy a Jeep Wrangler while he looks around for a cheap J boat?

https://roygbiv.jezebel.com/these-are-the-top-10-gay-and-lesbian-cars-1569142181

 

[jack_sparrow]

So yes, your argument was 'pretty good', but for me falls short of compelling.

I will happily take that. Wasn't easy.

 

[LB 15]

Did you know that cars and boats that start with the letter "J" sit in the top 5 owned by pooftas and lezzos?

Didn't Hoppy sell his Jeaneau and buy a Jeep Wrangler?

https://roygbiv.jezebel.com/these-are-the-top-10-gay-and-lesbian-cars-1569142181

I own a Jeanneau and I am pretty sure I am a lesbian.

There ya go boys - a nice slow full toss on the on side. Let’s see what you can do with it.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

I own a Jeanneau and I am pretty sure I am a lesbian.

There ya go boys - a nice slow full toss on the on side. Let’s see what you can do with it.

You had me at lesbian but I want nothing to do with your toss.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

So you are afraid of guys junk and would prefer a good rug munch any day?

count me as a lesbo too but personally I’d prefer to avoid picking out pubes from my teeth 

Take em out and put them in the jar beside the bed

Thats what Collingwood supporters do.

 

[shaggybaxter]

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Did you know that cars and boats that start with the letter "J" sit in the top 5 owned by both pooftas and lezzos?

Didn't Hoppy sell his Jeaneau and buy a Jeep Wrangler while he looks around for a cheap J boat?

https://roygbiv.jezebel.com/these-are-the-top-10-gay-and-lesbian-cars-1569142181

Aw man, I didn't want to be gay. Lemme see what cards I've got...I can do Dominatrix or... Bestiality? 

 

[jack_sparrow]

So you are afraid of guys junk and would prefer a good rug munch any day?

count me as a lesbo too but personally I’d prefer to avoid picking out pubes from my teeth 

Mmmmmm so Hop you prefer "taking and gobbling" junk. Each to their own I suppose.

You extolled your experience with AIS from going around Greece SH in your Jeaneau. Which of those 5 islands was your favourite?

 

[Ease the sheet.]

Mmmmmm so Hop you prefer "taking and gobbling" junk. Each to their own I suppose.

You extolled your experience with AIS from going around Greece SH in your Jeaneau. Which of those 5 islands was your favourite?

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Maybe hoppy is talking about a different ais?

"Anal intense stretch"?

"After insertion stool"?

"Anti itch salve"?

 

[paps49]

So what we are left with gentlemen is your classic shit sandwich.

It's open knowledge Wild Oats was not transmitting, I think that is a given.

Why she was not transmitting we might never know.

How that should have been treated by race authorities is questionable and open to much debate.

Why did they not amend their declaration?

Unfortunately the last public statement by anyone is Mark Richards demanding an apology from all concerned and shacking up with Gladwell for the weekend.

Not to get all Ouija board here but what ever happened to Public Interest?

 

[jack_sparrow]

Why she was not transmitting we might never know.

It was a $2 Splitter. Most are around $40 I thought. Cheapskates.

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[LB 15]

what ever happened to Public Interest?

Now that is some funny shit right there. Much better than that Clarke and Dawes rubbish you wrote.

 

[LB 15]

You only got lawyers on retainer. I thought you had a council of queens at your beck and call. But please don’t hold back, we’d just “love” to see you try and shut down SA. That’s gonna be litigation in the US of A . Hope you’ve got cash to burn.

and an edit addition.

Mark Richards does not abide by the rules of sailing, that makes him a cheat.

Fuck I love this place.

 

[paps49]

Now that is some funny shit right there. Much better than that Clarke and Dawes rubbish you wrote.

Really LB?

Without public interest where do the advertising $ come from?

 

[paps49]

Unless of course you are talking manufactured public interest like hate that, insert:  Black, Muslim, Catholic, Greek, South American or other.

Your whole argument is based on don't fuck with us we rule. They as the most successful Hobart yacht ever and you as an untouchable Yot Master.

 

 

[paps49]

Frant, I don't know what you are on but it sounds interesting.

 

[jack_sparrow]

It’s ok it’s just your quaint  misunderstanding of the term “ Public Interest”  Give you a clue, it doesn’t mean how interested the punters in the street are about something.

Mmmm ..putting warning labels on products that are not dick friendly?