A FREE C & C

slrmn

New member
I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

 

HILLY

HILLY
1,169
103
Lake Macquarie
I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !
Well fark me;

That was quite a repartee'

Not funny enough to make me slap my knee;

Nor belly laugh heartily,

Please name the drug that has consumed ye??

 
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slrmn

New member
I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !
Well fark me;

That was quite a repartee'

Not funny enough to make me slap my knee;

Nor belly laugh heartily,

Please name the drug that has consumed ye??
YEE shall be FARKED as per see(a) and as per you being a requestee !

The drug consumeth me is ne'er more than a Niagara River elixer from the N.O.T.L. Apothecareee !

C&C 27 Y0GEE is NOT for MEEEEE !

 

sinner

Super Anarchist
I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !
Sorry, but could you repost in Cliff Note mode??

 

slrmn

New member
I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !
Sorry, but could you repost in Cliff Note mode??
Sorry Mate;

Would that be Jimmy Cliff, or Cliff Hanger, or Cliff Robertson, or Note to Myself , or Blue Notes, or possibly W.T.F. - clit note ? ? ?

 

CriticalPath

Anarchist
778
255
BofQ
I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !
WOW! Does Larry know they let you out on a day pass? Always loved the story of the Bear...

Cheers!

 
Kinde sir,

Where doth is tine redering of breasticles?

If thou art not able to procure, then good sir, fornicate thine self away.

Good day to you I say.
If you were addressing him as 'sir' you would not use 'thou' or 'thine.' These pronouns are for those with whom one is familiar or for someone you are superior to.

 

Rusty

Anarchist
Sorry, but could you repost in Cliff Note mode??

Sorry Mate;

Would that be Jimmy Cliff, or Cliff Hanger, or Cliff Robertson, or Note to Myself , or Blue Notes, or possibly W.T.F. - clit note ? ? ?

Allow me to translate, "Cliff Notes" in the US is like "Coles Notes" in Canada. I'd love to say that I'm fully bilingual but I used Google translator.

 

ShockValue

Member
342
1
Is this thread about a free boat? if so, i could use a free C&C. If not.. then lets get some tits in here.

 

FLICK OFF!

Member
114
0
I want a J111

just sayin

fuckest thouself off

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