A FREE C & C

[slrmn]

I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

 

[HILLY]

I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

Well fark me;

That was quite a repartee'

Not funny enough to make me slap my knee;

Nor belly laugh heartily,

Please name the drug that has consumed ye??

 

[slrmn]

I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

Well fark me;

That was quite a repartee'

Not funny enough to make me slap my knee;

Nor belly laugh heartily,

Please name the drug that has consumed ye??

YEE shall be FARKED as per see(a) and as per you being a requestee !

The drug consumeth me is ne'er more than a Niagara River elixer from the N.O.T.L. Apothecareee !

C&C 27 Y0GEE is NOT for MEEEEE !

 

[sinner]

I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

Sorry, but could you repost in Cliff Note mode??

 

[slrmn]

I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

Sorry, but could you repost in Cliff Note mode??

Sorry Mate;

Would that be Jimmy Cliff, or Cliff Hanger, or Cliff Robertson, or Note to Myself , or Blue Notes, or possibly W.T.F. - clit note ? ? ?

 

[CriticalPath]

I am a Caspian and Cuthbertson from N.O.T.L.S.C. 27' long I am and I am SOOOOOO Free. Ask Kraft Cheese and other related sponsors. Fill out a ballot for your relative at a grocery store on Lakeshore Road in St. Catharines, ON and feel the power of owning me for FREE. Without anyone to operate me that has even a miniscule clue as to what is Starboard or Port, I sit in the yard here for almost a year, while I GRIND the shit out of my bestowers for MORE,MORE,MORE - Free is not enough for me !. Want a whole bunch of sails, sheets, guys, winches, accompanyments and also, a place to PEE ! It shall take me some time to make my racing fancy and FREE, but, Lake Ontario, I shall eventually conquer thee for ME ! WHY NOT, because everything I own was FREE and the rest have to pay a very high FEE ! OH, woah is thee, you people that are a payee ! A Captain Bligh, yes , I was thee. Now, I am the WHOLE OWNER of THE GODDAM SEA, you peasents and PUTREE ! I am KING, I am CAPTAIN, and I shall run over thee ! You are not fit to set foot on my territory, I shall decree, without reason nor explanation, I believe you are an UNFITEE to my holy ground of my little river / lake TERRITOREE !

 

Respectfulee !

A crew member and glad to be an ESCAPEE !

WOW! Does Larry know they let you out on a day pass? Always loved the story of the Bear...

Cheers!

 

[mbuller]

Doth thee have pictures of said wench, harlot or bethoved?

If not, kind sir eff off.......

 

[Icedtea]

Jesus this is a new low for SA, I know I haven't been here long but still....

 

[Caca Cabeza]

Kinde sir,

Where doth is tine redering of breasticles?

If thou art not able to procure, then good sir, fornicate thine self away.

Good day to you I say.

 

[Keysrock35]

Kinde sir,

Where doth is tine redering of breasticles?

If thou art not able to procure, then good sir, fornicate thine self away.

Good day to you I say.

If you were addressing him as 'sir' you would not use 'thou' or 'thine.' These pronouns are for those with whom one is familiar or for someone you are superior to.

 

[mrtrimmier]

epic.....

Regards

INFIDEL

 

[Rusty]

Sorry, but could you repost in Cliff Note mode??

Sorry Mate;

Would that be Jimmy Cliff, or Cliff Hanger, or Cliff Robertson, or Note to Myself , or Blue Notes, or possibly W.T.F. - clit note ? ? ?

Allow me to translate, "Cliff Notes" in the US is like "Coles Notes" in Canada. I'd love to say that I'm fully bilingual but I used Google translator.

 

[Bucky Beaver]

The pink font made this a GAY thread right out the gate.

 

[slrmn]

To all of those lovers (pushers) of Koke AND Porn - I DO NOT SALUTE YOU !

 

[Rex Bradley]

Cliff Notes are Cole's Notes. Mr Cole sold the US rights to Mr Cliff. We do make more than beer, you know.

 

[hobot]

Get with the times....Spark Notes, all the kids are doing it now.

 

[ShockValue]

Is this thread about a free boat? if so, i could use a free C&C. If not.. then lets get some tits in here.

 

[FLICK OFF!]

I want a J111

just sayin

fuckest thouself off

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