Ah hem..laughing at the queen (or king) is an age old tradition among colonials..you wouldn't understand.. I mean..who would have expected the old bird to go along withe the james bond olympic stunt..Lizzie has a sense of humour as dry and subtle as her subjects. She'd be laughing too..but Americans just don't get it.JBSF said:
I have a problem with #10 too, but mostly because Andie McDowell's character in Four Weddings and a Funeral was American. So she didn't do a British accent there.
How big is a dram? How many mg in a grain? Its like operating instructions to a VCR, a waste of memory. I convert oz to ml so I can figure out volume. Cups, pints, quarts are most annoying to remember. Oz of weight vs volume are a great way to confuse as well. I'll admit I don't think distance in km as fast as I do with miles, fuel economy is mpg. pressure is PSI and temperature is F so I have to approximate to a common reference point (0=32, 25=nice, 37=98, 100=212). They designed Fahrenheit with 0 being the temperature ocean water froze, not realizing salinity varied, and 100 as human core body temperature, but since thermometers were accurate to a couple degrees they missed on both ends. Even in a metric socket set (is a spanner the ratchet, socket, or the combination?) the peg is 1/4, 3/8 or 1/2". Metric sockets sold to the US market presumably must be custom made different from those used around the rest of the world. Then there is the debate on appropriate house voltage and hertz. (100v, 110v, 120v, 127v, 220v, 230v, 240v at either 50 or 60 cycles / second).SV Airlie said:
+1 on the real Queen of England being a class act.To WhiteLightnin' from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
One might assume you are recalling my address to the United Nations General Assembly in preparing your post.I think this is a great idea. Nothing unites us like threatening us. It would be an easy war with few casualties. Plus it would give us the perfect platform for flattening the rest of the Your A Peein' Union!!
WL
"I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of leadership are universal and are often about finding ways of encouraging people to combine their efforts, their talents, their insights, their enthusiasm and their inspiration to work together."
It is commendable however I fear you are merely expressing insolence in protest of your fate. The Governor for America will be informed and you shall be required to present to the national "Metric Is Easy" call centre and work in the capacity of Tea Lady. In preparation, kindly reference item 15. above.
I dont know about Kate that pussy would be all streched out after the kids.SV Airlie said:
Fuck her, she just a rich old german tart who lives in a palace.+1 on the real Queen of England being a class act.As far as the "metric is easy" assignment, I will be here patiently awaiting your arrival. I prefer 9mm thru 20mm and all calibers in between. Upon your arrival we will treat you and yours as we did a few hundred years ago. I will be patiently awaiting the arrival or your "guvnor" and it's assorted pointy hatted minions!To WhiteLightnin' from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
One might assume you are recalling my address to the United Nations General Assembly in preparing your post. "I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of leadership are universal and are often about finding ways of encouraging people to combine their efforts, their talents, their insights, their enthusiasm and their inspiration to work together."I think this is a great idea. Nothing unites us like threatening us. It would be an easy war with few casualties. Plus it would give us the perfect platform for flattening the rest of the Your A Peein' Union!!
It is commendable however I fear you are merely expressing insolence in protest of your fate. The Governor for America will be informed and you shall be required to present to the national "Metric Is Easy" call centre and work in the capacity of Tea Lady. In preparation, kindly reference item 15. above.
In a bar in Hong Kong around 1974 "someone" shouted exactly that following a toast by a bunch of Brit sailors to the Queen. After a long pause, a pitcher of beer sailed across the bar and crashed on the table "someone" and his buddies were sitting at. Then things were immediately a little.......hectic.......till the Shore Patrol arrived. Then "someone" got restricted to the ship for a few days that they were underway for anyway.Fuck the Queen! Then again I'd love to see you stupid cunts learn how to spell. ArseholeJBSF said:What's the difference between "jelly" and "jam"?Excuse me your majesty, you forgot Jam. Jam (Jelly)shall be served on scones(Biscuits), together with clotted cream ..whenever afternoon tea -ish occasions arise.
With TEA.
Well I thought the OP was most amusing
You can't "Jelly" your dick into some girl's ass........
