A Message From The Queen

Point Break

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Entertaining idea "Your majesty". Of course as an American, I'll bow to no man, nor manly old woman. We still have a few reservations.

If England was still Great Britain, a thriving part of the EU, there might be some economic incentive.

Even without a functioning 3 branch Federal government, and with states spending all their energy competing with each other, we manage to do OK.

If England figures out how to cook better and appreciate an icy cold beer, we may be interested.

We understand your national dish is currently a ruined version of curry from another former colony.

We'll consider your health care system, It appears to suck less then ours.

We genuinely admire your amazing lack of government shutdowns.

We are happpy to trade our surplus lawyers for most anything that might actually be useful,

It is possible we may be persuaded to give away a few tons of our surplus guns.

But we are a bit confused. You seem to be caught in the middle between that crazy new metric system of Napoleon's and some obsolete peasant system of pounds and stones, farthings, yards, feet, pints, ounces, cups, etc. What is it?
Your stereotypes are so antiquated. You should get yourself out of your Mother's basement and go visit the UK. They do serve ice cold lagers but they also serve an amazing range of cask matured ales that are best served at 4- 8 degrees Celsius, for the exact same reason red wine is served at room temperature.

You also need to get over your francophobia, the Metric and Celsius systems make perfect sense. Dollars and cents are Metric. Far simpler to have everything based on derivatives of ten. As for Celsius it makes sense to the average persons needs; water freezes at 0 and boils at 100.

While we are at it, let's discuss international rock climbing grading systems. The rest of the World uses all kinds of incremental grades with letters( a,b,c,d's) or plus and minors etc. the Australian Ewbank system is simple walking is a 1 and the hardest climb in the country is currently a 37.
Relative to the beer.........over 18 days we hiked the Coast to Coast path across northern England in 2013. The route is from St Bees on the Irish Sea 192 miles to Robin Hoods Bay on the North Sea. Stellar hike and met wonderful people. Too many to count. But the beer.....so as we hiked through the Lake District every night when we showered and hit the pub.....all the beer was tepid. My American palate kept saying WTF!! They always had some "imported" bottles in the frig so I always ordered those. So one day we passed out of the Lake District into Yorkshire and after crossing the Pennine Way we stayed in an Inn called the Keld Lodge as I recall. I walked in, dropped my pack, stepped up to the bar and asked the barkeep for "whatever is cold" having learned that in the Lake District. He smiled at me and said "mate you're in Yorkshire now......it's all cold". I felt right at home.......... ;)
 

sharkbait1

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Hey Mods is anything going to be done about this ?
Haven't you ever heard of the concept of "Time Zones," you ignorant panty-sniffing half-wit?

I don't stay up all note hitting the refresh button so I can babysit jerkoffs like you. I can't wipe your bottom for you when I'm asleep.

And if you are going to play Sea Lawyer, try reading the WHOLE WARNING POST, where I tell you to not fucking re-quote the allegation a million times, you idiot.
My apologies sir,

I was perhaps over zealous in documenting the evidence.

Sorry for creating more work for you

 

Spatial Ed

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Hey Mods is anything going to be done about this ?
Haven't you ever heard of the concept of "Time Zones," you ignorant panty-sniffing half-wit?

I don't stay up all note hitting the refresh button so I can babysit jerkoffs like you. I can't wipe your bottom for you when I'm asleep.

And if you are going to play Sea Lawyer, try reading the WHOLE WARNING POST, where I tell you to not fucking re-quote the allegation a million times, you idiot.
My apologies sir,

I was perhaps over zealous in documenting the evidence.

Sorry for creating more work for you
You are such a douche. Why don't you just self flick yourself.

 

Spatial Ed

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Im waiting for grumpy to flic you
Well, keep hope alive. Did Grumps get flicked? If he did, I had nothing to do with it. You should be flicked because you offer no value here.

I got flicked because I offended a member, linking his support for a candidate that supports something outlawed here.

And another member joked I was abused as a child by being anally molested by cops. He didn't get flicked. Standards.

I guess its all good since I wasn't molested as child. But even if I was, it was all in fun. Right?

 

HRH Elizabeth II

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To Sailing Anarchy Members from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to converse civilly with one and other, you have further demonstrated your inability to regulate yourselves. The British Crown has appointed B.J. Porter as the final word in such matters and you shall each extend to him the civility you lack with each other.

Philip and I, cannot recall such disaccord since he threw the Corgi's the toe of a fallen Falkland Island soldier.

This unruly behaviour gives me reason to reflect on the above listed rules. It seems we have not gone far enough in providing the American people with the guidance they so clearly need. I shall return after Daily Tea Time with additional rules and an important announcement.

 

random

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Hey Mods is anything going to be done about this ?
Haven't you ever heard of the concept of "Time Zones," you ignorant panty-sniffing half-wit?

I don't stay up all note hitting the refresh button so I can babysit jerkoffs like you. I can't wipe your bottom for you when I'm asleep.

And if you are going to play Sea Lawyer, try reading the WHOLE WARNING POST, where I tell you to not fucking re-quote the allegation a million times, you idiot.
My apologies sir,

I was perhaps over zealous in documenting the evidence.

Sorry for creating more work for you
You are such a douche. Why don't you just self flick yourself.
I agree, Pussy should aplogise to all here and self ban for 4 weeks for being an extreme winey little bitch.

 

HRH Elizabeth II

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To WhiteLightnin' from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

I am still waiting for her royal huffiness to discuss metric bullets!!

WL
My good man, vegetable peelers do not require bullets. Please ensure you speak with JBSF at the national Vegetable Peeler Registry if you are seeking a permit.

 

White Lightnin'

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To WhiteLightnin' from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

I am still waiting for her royal huffiness to discuss metric bullets!!

WL
My good man, vegetable peelers do not require bullets. Please ensure you speak with JBSF at the national Vegetable Peeler Registry if you are seeking a permit.
Your majesty

If you would kindly send your representatives across the pond, most of us would gladly show up to greet them. After a short vacation here a small number of them will return. The rest will likely stay to help fertilize our potatoes!!

:)

WL

 

Sol Rosenberg

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