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[Willin']

A somewhat relevant fact...

Benny Goodman, the famous clarinet player and big band leader/composer, was a follower of the Bahai faith. This ends my understanding of the faith. I do respect Benny Goodman's musicianship .

It is interesting to me Goodman left one persecuted religious group to join another.

I always admired their bumper stickers, which I presume repeat a tenet of their faith...

'One planet, one people, please!'

Makes sense to me, we're all neighbors on a global scale.

 

[SloopJonB]

It is interesting to me Goodman left one persecuted religious group to join another.

Sammy Davis Jr. impressed me the most in that regard.

Started out black - in America.

Added in handicapped status when he lost an eye

Then converted to Judaism

Then married a blonde white woman.

It was like he was on a mission to have the greatest possible number of people prejudiced against him.

 

[hobie1616]

Sammy Davis Jr. impressed me the most in that regard.

Started out black - in America.

Added in handicapped status when he lost an eye

Then converted to Judaism

Then married a blonde white woman.

It was like he was on a mission to have the greatest possible number of people prejudiced against him.

I saw Sammy in an elevator in St. Louis.  He was on his way to MCing an awards banquet.  I asked him if he was Billy Crystal.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

 

[Bus Driver]

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Good old Rep. Cawthorn had to ruin it for everyone. 

 

[gptyk]

Good old Rep. Cawthorn had to ruin it for everyone. 

Stupid GOP leaders. "Sex Orgy" is redundant and shouldn't be capitalized. Illiterate moroons. 

I wonder what they're going to do with the surplus cocaine...

 

[Cal20sailor]

I'm confused, why did the GOP schedule an orgy on take your dog to work day?

 

[Ishmael]

I'm confused, why did the GOP schedule an orgy on take your dog to work day?

Because last time they had one on take your kid to work day and it got a little messy.

 

[Mrleft8]

Stupid GOP leaders. "Sex Orgy" is redundant and shouldn't be capitalized. Illiterate moroons. 

I wonder what they're going to do with the surplus cocaine...

You've never heard of a food orgy? Especially a sea food orgy?

There's no such thing as "surplus cocaine." That's like saying "Do you have any extra cash, you're not using?".

 

[Bus Driver]

I'm confused, why did the GOP schedule an orgy on take your dog to work day?

So MTG could participate.

 

[Ishmael]

So MTG could participate.

Eye bleach.

 

[saxdog]

So MTG could participate.

That is truly an insult to the canine world.

 

[βhyde]

Because last time they had one on take your kid to work day and it got a little messy.

You should have seen what happened on National Donut Day. I'll never look at donut holes the same way.

 

[Mrleft8]

Do all those R fuckwits wear cheap suits?

For some reason the "Used car salesman" look is in these days among the republican crowd.... Trying to out plumb Joe the plumber I guess....

 

[Bus Driver]

For some reason the "Used car salesman" look is in these days among the republican crowd.... Trying to out plumb Joe the plumber I guess....

Geez.  Two different sleeve lengths?  I see no hint of the shirtsleeve cuff on the right arm.

 

[Bus Driver]

Coming soon to a GOP candidate, near you - 

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

Stupid GOP leaders. "Sex Orgy" is redundant and shouldn't be capitalized. Illiterate moroons. 

I wonder what they're going to do with the surplus cocaine...

As opposed to the 435 person orgy of greed that is supposed to be their real gig?

 

[Cal20sailor]

Eye bleach.

I wouldn't fuck her with Wofsey's dick and Lord knows he needs an oil change.

 

[gptyk]

As opposed to the 435 person orgy of greed that is supposed to be their real gig?

touché mea culpa. Whilst I would have generally thought that "orgy" without any qualifiers would imply a multiperson sexual activity, a quick perusal of Merriam-Webster says I'm completely wrong. 

That, coupled with the aforementioned body of 435 presumed humans that indeed could have so many meanings:

Orgy of corruption. 

Orgy of greed.

Orgy of racist dog whistling. 

Orgy of misinformation. 

Orgy of bad suits.

Orgy of stupidity. 

So thanks, MrLeft and Sol for pointing out my use of inaccurate language. In the future I will attempt to be more precise when attempting to insult the deplorable asinine dumbfuckers of the GOP. 

 

[hobie1616]