Oh, he's looking real healthy.
R’amen brother.That's why the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only way to go. Heaven consists of a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
May I suggest one of the greatest theological texts of the prior millennia?My dad used to say he could never understand the appeal of the classic view of heaven - spending eternity wearing a sheet, sitting on a marble bench listening to harp music.
Can't you put out a fire that you didn't cause?