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Steam Flyer

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Bus Driver said:
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I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
 
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Steam Flyer said:
I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
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I hope you gave a loud, sarcastic "Oooops".
 
Go Left

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Steam Flyer said:
I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
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Excuse me, a "chubby, scowly-faced lady". Nice one.

Is your resting face nicely cherubic and your figure look like Michelangelo carved it out of marble? Just wondering?
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Go Left said:
Excuse me, a "chubby, scowly-faced lady". Nice one.

Is your resting face nicely cherubic and your figure look like Michelangelo carved it out of marble? Just wondering? View attachment 556501
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I could stand to lose some weight myself, these days... but generally have a smile especially when talking to people. It's right in the fucking instruction manual, too bad more people don't read it.
 
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Steam Flyer said:
I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
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Aren't you the tough guy then. Willful damage is against the law, I'd have had you charged.
 
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00seven said:
Aren't you the tough guy then. Willful damage is against the law, I'd have had you charged.
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For what? Being a bigger asshole, on purpose for a few minutes, than you are all the time?

Prove it. Careless stupid people (like you) run into shit with their cars all the time.
 
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