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I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
 

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I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
I hope you gave a loud, sarcastic "Oooops".
 

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I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
Excuse me, a "chubby, scowly-faced lady". Nice one.

Is your resting face nicely cherubic and your figure look like Michelangelo carved it out of marble? Just wondering?
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Excuse me, a "chubby, scowly-faced lady". Nice one.

Is your resting face nicely cherubic and your figure look like Michelangelo carved it out of marble? Just wondering? View attachment 556501

I could stand to lose some weight myself, these days... but generally have a smile especially when talking to people. It's right in the fucking instruction manual, too bad more people don't read it.
 

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I should probably feel bad about this, but I don't... years ago, I was coming out of a grocery store with just a handful of things. A chubby scowly-faced lady was just finishing up packing a large load of groceries from her cart into her car. As I walked past, she said "Hey don't you want a cart? I'm done with this one." I said "No thanks, I'm already done." She went on to complain that she did not have time to put away the cart and started getting into her car. I pushed the cart into the side of her car, making sure it left a couple of big-ass scratches. Looked like a real crazy-ex keying job, only with slight dents too.

I bet she had time to put the fucking cart away, her next little shopping trip.
Aren't you the tough guy then. Willful damage is against the law, I'd have had you charged.
 

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Aren't you the tough guy then. Willful damage is against the law, I'd have had you charged.

For what? Being a bigger asshole, on purpose for a few minutes, than you are all the time?

Prove it. Careless stupid people (like you) run into shit with their cars all the time.
 




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