phill_nz
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no doubt at least one of his friends sacrificed his own honor to keep him a virgin
A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words
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Mrleft8
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Sounds like someone's wife is lying about her weekly visits to her massage therapist, or a certain Governor is lying about poking his wife with his thumb in places not her mouth or ass.... 4 times....
Thelma Lou: "Gomer... Do you think we could get... A little more intimate?"
Gomer: "Why shure Thelma, lou! I was a hopin you'd arsk thet! How's about I put my finger in yer belly button fer starts?!"
Thelma Lou: "Well, that would be a great start Gomer!"
Thelma Lou: "Ummmm Gomer?...."
Gomer: "Yes Thelma Lou?"
Thelma Lou: "Ummm.... Gomer... That's not my belly button!"
Gomer: "Well,Goo-oolllie! Guess what Thelma Lou? That ain't my finger either!"
Bus Driver
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He has 4 children.
phill_nz
Super Anarchist
then he probably has many male friends who are helping him stay a virgin
badlatitude
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He has a lot of explaining to do to those children.
So, he knows all the roads that lead to Manitoba or something? Just how is this "exiting" going to work?
Bus Driver
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I looked on the Gov's Twitter page and did not find that one. Anyone know if it is legit, or a doctored image?
Sounds fucked up. But, of late, we have seen some truly fucked up stuff from the right.
Olsonist
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Dumbfuck has 4 kids. That's a LOT of immaculate conception, probably a world record.
VhmSays
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Fake
SloopJonB
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Like I said a while back - it's almost impossible to satirize them - they lower the bar faster than the satirists can write material.
I guess the USA is going to drag Alberta down to wedge in between Michigan and Alabama.
badlatitude
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Laurence Tribe is not the type to push fakes. What do you have for proof?
Keith
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Voyageur
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tilting at windmills
VhmSays
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Wouldn't have really surprised me if it was true but sadly....
Fact Check-Fabricated Montana Governor Gianforte tweet claiming child was ‘immaculately conceived’ is shared online
A fabricated screenshot that purports to show a tweet published by the Governor of Montana claiming a child of his was “immaculately conceived” has been shared online.
www.reuters.com
Bus Driver
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Exactly. Time was, no one would have thought for a moment such a thing could possibly be true.Wouldn't have really surprised me if it was true but sadly....
Fact Check-Fabricated Montana Governor Gianforte tweet claiming child was ‘immaculately conceived’ is shared online
A fabricated screenshot that purports to show a tweet published by the Governor of Montana claiming a child of his was “immaculately conceived” has been shared online.
Then, the GOP metaphorically said "Hold my beer."
SloopJonB
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Republican insanity and stupidity now has to be proven to be fake, otherwise it is completely believable no matter how bizarre.
badlatitude
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Thanks for the correction.Wouldn't have really surprised me if it was true but sadly....
Fact Check-Fabricated Montana Governor Gianforte tweet claiming child was ‘immaculately conceived’ is shared online
A fabricated screenshot that purports to show a tweet published by the Governor of Montana claiming a child of his was “immaculately conceived” has been shared online.
