Albatros

[iandubin]

And as for you edith sweety, you better pray I never find out your real name or I will be reaming out your fake pussy with a bottle brush. I know you are close to my time zone so if I were you I would can it cunt.

 

[John Drake]

Close to your time zone???? More likely the twilight zone Doobiemon.

The same planet I guess.... but even that is probably questionable.

 

[casc27]

Damn, his lordshit's rapid reappearance immediately had me remembering a certain song by Dan Hicks Dube Dickless and his Hot Licks ladyboy chicks:

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dad
They say they've tried but it's all in vain
I've begged and I've pleaded, I even got mad
Now we must face it, you give me a pain

How can I miss you when you won't go away?
Keep telling you day after day
But you won't listen, you always stay and stay
How can I miss you when you won't go away?

Your never ending presence really cramps my style
I dream that it won't always be the same
At first I was attracted but after a while
Have you ever heard of the hard-to-get game?

How can I miss you when you won't go away?
I keep telling you day after day
But you won't listen, you always stay and stay
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
And I mean it, too

Out of three billion people, why must it be me?
Oh, why, oh, why won't you cut me loose?
Just do me a favor and listen to my plea
I'm not the only chicken on the roost

How can I miss you when you won't go away?
I keep telling you day after day
But you won't listen, you always stay and stay
How can I miss you when you won't go away?

 

[P_Wop]

Oh, dear, here we go again. The return of our old (indeed!) boozer with his potty mouth.

There are over 80 uses of the "c" word on this thread alone. Granted, many of those are quotes of posts, but really this must be the most concentrated use of the word outside the august portals of Political Anarchy.

It was boring and stupid at the beginning. Repetition doesn't help.

Grow up you silly old sod. Or bugger off. Preferably both.

 

[Albatros]

Grow up you silly old sod.

give the man a break, growing up in your 70's takes more time (and diapers) than the odd toddler

by the tme he gets to be a centenarian he'll be just fine, at least if his ladyboy does not tear off his willy inadvertedly while doing that 1 minute routine which he's paying dearly

 

[Edith Bicknell]

And as for you edith sweety, you better pray I never find out your real name or I will be reaming out your fake pussy with a bottle brush. I know you are close to my time zone so if I were you I would can it cunt.

Oh fuck off.

I could knock you down with one of my queefs from ten feet away

 

[Timo42]

Damn, his lordshit's rapid reappearance immediately had me remembering a certain song by Dan Hicks Dube Dickless and his Hot Licks ladyboy chicks:

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dad

They say they've tried but it's all in vain

I've begged and I've pleaded, I even got mad

Now we must face it, you give me a pain

How can I miss you when you won't go away?

Keep telling you day after day

But you won't listen, you always stay and stay

How can I miss you when you won't go away?

Your never ending presence really cramps my style

I dream that it won't always be the same

At first I was attracted but after a while

Have you ever heard of the hard-to-get game?

How can I miss you when you won't go away?

I keep telling you day after day

But you won't listen, you always stay and stay

How can I miss you when you won't go away?

And I mean it, too

Out of three billion people, why must it be me?

Oh, why, oh, why won't you cut me loose?

Just do me a favor and listen to my plea

I'm not the only chicken on the roost

How can I miss you when you won't go away?

I keep telling you day after day

But you won't listen, you always stay and stay

How can I miss you when you won't go away?

Damn, there go my dreams of Nashville fame and fortune.

Ian, I wouldn't mess with Edith were I you, she's a mean drunk, and pure evil when she's sober...which isn't often fortunately.

 

[poopie pants]

And as for you edith sweety, you better pray I never find out your real name or I will be reaming out your fake pussy with a bottle brush. I know you are close to my time zone so if I were you I would can it cunt.

Oh fuck off.

I could knock you down with one of my queefs from ten feet away

be careful I got hit once by a fanny pack.

 

[iandubin]

And finally a revelation. I came here looking for evidence to identify a cunt who carried out a hatchet job on my beloved

club and two of my pals on May 8 in a post in this forum. Along the way I discovered he'd undertaken a level 2 GBH attack on a buddy of mine in the main bar.

So the cunt, surnamed Nowell, is going down and if he surrenders immediately and confesses to big Gus at Ma On Shan division HKP, he may get off with a year of cantonese tuition.

Otherwise it is three to five for GBH

Hope you have enjoyed the show monkeys

 

[Edith Bicknell]

And finally a revelation. I came here looking for evidence to identify a cunt who carried out a hatchet job on my beloved

club and two of my pals on May 8 in a post in this forum. Along the way I discovered he'd undertaken a level 2 GBH attack on a buddy of mine in the main bar.

So the cunt, surnamed Nowell, is going down and if he surrenders immediately and confesses to big Gus at Ma On Shan division HKP, he may get off with a year of cantonese tuition.

Otherwise it is three to five for GBH

Hope you have enjoyed the show monkeys

Translate please?

I'm a cunt

I'm a cunt

I'm a cunt

I'm a cunt

I'm a cunt

I'm a cunt

I'm a secret agent cunt who jerks off watching Jorah fight on Game of Thrones

Come on up to my place!

 

[Albatros]

wonder what that hatchet job was, lemme guess :

-spilled beer over said plonkers

-couldn't hold his ale

-ran off with the Dubinator's ladyboy (that is really nasty !)

-scratched his balls while poking his nose

-didn't clean the toilet after that splattery dump

-took Chas from Taz out and dumped him where he belongs, Hongkongistani's sewage systems

....

....

 

[P_Wop]

 

[LB 15]

And finally a revelation. I came here looking for evidence to identify a cunt who carried out a hatchet job on my beloved

club and two of my pals on May 8 in a post in this forum. Along the way I discovered he'd undertaken a level 2 GBH attack on a buddy of mine in the main bar.

So the cunt, surnamed Nowell, is going down and if he surrenders immediately and confesses to big Gus at Ma On Shan division HKP, he may get off with a year of cantonese tuition.

Otherwise it is three to five for GBH

Hope you have enjoyed the show monkeys

He's back! Someone ring Gracie and tell her the hand job for Ian is off. This Nowell chap, what sort of hatchet job did he do on your club? Did he tell someone that it full of violent whoreing expats who punch each other and carry guns? What a bastard. Give him a good slap from all off us here as well Ian. You should spank that monkey.

 

[Not My Real Name]

Point of order. Dubes did not leave us voluntarily. He was ordered to leave.

Big government moderators!

Wasn't by us, but it could be the remaining two of the top three toughest guys at RHKYC started leaning on him to knock it off.

 

[Not My Real Name]

And finally a revelation. I came here looking for evidence to identify a cunt who carried out a hatchet job on my beloved

club and two of my pals on May 8 in a post in this forum. Along the way I discovered he'd undertaken a level 2 GBH attack on a buddy of mine in the main bar.

So the cunt, surnamed Nowell, is going down and if he surrenders immediately and confesses to big Gus at Ma On Shan division HKP, he may get off with a year of cantonese tuition.

Otherwise it is three to five for GBH

Hope you have enjoyed the show monkeys

He's back! Someone ring Gracie and tell her the hand job for Ian is off. This Nowell chap, what sort of hatchet job did he do on your club? Did he tell someone that it full of violent drunken whoreing expats who punch each other and carry guns? What a bastard. Give him a good slap from all off us here as well Ian. You should spank that monkey.

Lets not forget that getting so drunk you fall off your bar stool is a revered skill there.

 

[Edith Bicknell]

Yes, I meant by RHKYC

He may post still. With that roid rage ego he cant quit. But I would bet a kevlar fanny pack you wont find all that horseshit and anything to do with RHKYC

and its car park attached to it. All he can do now is threaten people with a keyboard ,tell us how cool and dangerous he is, and call them drongo monkeys.

And Ian, read the profile. I summer on Marthas Vineyard. Often found in Menemsha late afternoons, pulled out of the water and sunbathing on the jetty rocks.

How fucking stupid are you?

 

[mad]

Damn, his lordshit's rapid reappearance immediately had me remembering a certain song by Dan Hicks Dube Dickless and his Hot Licks ladyboy chicks:

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dadThey say they've tried but it's all in vainI've begged and I've pleaded, I even got madNow we must face it, you give me a painHow can I miss you when you won't go away?Keep telling you day after dayBut you won't listen, you always stay and stayHow can I miss you when you won't go away?Your never ending presence really cramps my styleI dream that it won't always be the sameAt first I was attracted but after a whileHave you ever heard of the hard-to-get game?How can I miss you when you won't go away?I keep telling you day after dayBut you won't listen, you always stay and stayHow can I miss you when you won't go away?And I mean it, tooOut of three billion people, why must it be me?Oh, why, oh, why won't you cut me loose?Just do me a favor and listen to my pleaI'm not the only chicken on the roostHow can I miss you when you won't go away?I keep telling you day after dayBut you won't listen, you always stay and stayHow can I miss you when you won't go away?

Damn, there go my dreams of Nashville fame and fortune.

Ian, I wouldn't mess with Edith were I you, she's a mean drunk, and pure evil when she's sober...which isn't often fortunately.

Sounds like a local landlady at popular pub a couple of miles away.

 

[mad]

And finally a revelation. I came here looking for evidence to identify a cunt who carried out a hatchet job on my beloved

club and two of my pals on May 8 in a post in this forum. Along the way I discovered he'd undertaken a level 2 GBH attack on a buddy of mine in the main bar.

So the cunt, surnamed Nowell, is going down and if he surrenders immediately and confesses to big Gus at Ma On Shan division HKP, he may get off with a year of cantonese tuition.

Otherwise it is three to five for GBH

Hope you have enjoyed the show monkeys

He's back! Someone ring Gracie and tell her the hand job for Ian is off. This Nowell chap, what sort of hatchet job did he do on your club? Did he tell someone that it full of violent whoreing expats who punch each other and carry guns? What a bastard. Give him a good slap from all off us here as well Ian. You should spank that monkey.

Well if Gracie is out of the picture, who else has the balls to sufficiently spank the monkey?

 

[hobot]

Dammit where the hell is Bull Gator riding in on his Vespa when he's needed!

troubling.

 

[LB 15]

Yes, I meant by RHKYC

He may post still. With that roid rage ego he cant quit. But I would bet a kevlar fanny pack you wont find all that horseshit and anything to do with RHKYC

and its car park attached to it. All he can do now is threaten people with a keyboard ,tell us how cool and dangerous he is, and call them drongo monkeys.

And Ian, read the profile. I summer on Marthas Vineyard. Often found in Menemsha late afternoons, pulled out of the water and sunbathing on the jetty rocks.

How fucking stupid are you?

Drongo poofta's to be precise Edith. And Flea infested shit stained monkey masterbaters. Lets not get the insults mixed up.