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Yeah. lots of people would rather I shut the fuck up. Nice not to have a boss. What do you do when you have the strength of ten? You do the right thing.
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LB 15
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This just in.....
From [email protected]
Subject: gift voucher
Hello mr lifeyboy sorry but Gracie not give refund. You can give voucher to friend or use yourself. Please not give to big ugly gwilo mens though. Make Gracie's room smell like brewery horses fart and fall asleep on table. Never use all 15 mins either, as soon as start gun goes off. One who come to see Gracie lately is member of club up the top of the peak for homosexuals. He leave red cap here that say so. Anyway next time you in Hong Kong you come see Gracie and I make show you good time. Bring own ping pong ball.
Bye bye from Gracie.
Well that's $15HK I will never see again.
From [email protected]
Subject: gift voucher
Hello mr lifeyboy sorry but Gracie not give refund. You can give voucher to friend or use yourself. Please not give to big ugly gwilo mens though. Make Gracie's room smell like brewery horses fart and fall asleep on table. Never use all 15 mins either, as soon as start gun goes off. One who come to see Gracie lately is member of club up the top of the peak for homosexuals. He leave red cap here that say so. Anyway next time you in Hong Kong you come see Gracie and I make show you good time. Bring own ping pong ball.
Bye bye from Gracie.
Well that's $15HK I will never see again.
mad
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Honest question,
How many posters still feel like buying the book?
How many posters still feel like buying the book?
Was it even about the book?
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hobot
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Maybe in the beginning but Ian's assholery style of book promotion quickly killed any interest I had.
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+1Agh actually Ian you're a good old bloke taking the piss and I'd be happy to invite YOU to MY club for a beer and a meal when you are in the area. And bring a mate. Any friend of yours is welcome also !
Just kidding you disgusting old disease ridden piece of shit fanny pack cocksucker. I wouldn't piss on you with Par Avion's dick. And you should shove that book and Chas both right up your bum you chutney ferret arsehole!
And I hereby threaten your with violence over the Internet. Take that motherfucker!
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And who the fuck cares when the likes of edith, drop breath and par avion, (who stood me up tonight) threaten me with a gun to the head .
As anyone who knows their shit can tell you, likely very few here, holding a charged firearm in contact with someone's body is a really good way of acquiring broken limbs, appendages and so forth and getting shot
As anyone who knows their shit can tell you, likely very few here, holding a charged firearm in contact with someone's body is a really good way of acquiring broken limbs, appendages and so forth and getting shot
Kevlar Edge
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wow dude save the drama for your momma
John Drake
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P_Wop
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I doubt somehow that his liquid diet is restricted to the usual Colonial Yacht Club staple of gin and tonic.
LB 15
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I don't recall anyone talking about firearms but you ian. Anyway how was the bar last night. Did Prydey show you the drawings of the proposed foiling scow? Apparently he was showing them around last night.
Guy's a member right? Why don't you get the club to email or call him to get in contact with you before you go to the COPS. You'd have evidence from the CCTV, photos, hospital records, medical expenses. He's guilty and he agrees to pay or he's not guilty and tells you to fuck off?
surfsailor
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Edith's prediction that the RHKYC would never again be mentioned by 'lord' Douchetard has so far proven to be correct...I'm guessing that Ian's 'enthusiastic' repartee has indeed been curbed by someone who actually matters.
Meanwhile, LB, are you telling me that Mr NP has taken an interest in foiling? Hmmmm....might be worth an Email!
Meanwhile, LB, are you telling me that Mr NP has taken an interest in foiling? Hmmmm....might be worth an Email!
LB 15
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That's the skinny. Ian can put a good word in with Neil for you.
surfsailor
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LOL - no need, I've known him since the 80s, plus there's the 10 years I worked for him. Besides, Ian's attempts at, uh, 'promotion' kinda resemble Pol Pot's attempts at 'Humanitarian aid'. Unless you count overtipping tranny hookers.
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and while I have your limited attention, you shit stained spunk monkeys, it was never about me, or Chas and his wonderful book or my great fun blog (the next post on which will be titled 'tits' in partial dedication to the regulars on this forum), it has always been about putting that bushwhacking cunt nowell and his lovely bride in jail and which, I am pleased to say, with the help of you lot and the man mountain A/SP
DVC MOSDIV (T), HKP otherwise known as Gus, and his sneaky little SDU boys, appears to be fairly imminent. So nowell, if you are reading this, now's about the right time for the locked door, the tear stained note and the single round from your 454 Webley, if you had the balls, which you don't.
DVC MOSDIV (T), HKP otherwise known as Gus, and his sneaky little SDU boys, appears to be fairly imminent. So nowell, if you are reading this, now's about the right time for the locked door, the tear stained note and the single round from your 454 Webley, if you had the balls, which you don't.
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Pridey wasn't there last night. Haven't heard he's going foiling but nothing about him would surprise me. I knew he wasn't finished when he sold HI Fi and said he was.I don't recall anyone talking about firearms but you ian. Anyway how was the bar last night. Did Prydey show you the drawings of the proposed foiling scow? Apparently he was showing them around last night.
surfsailor
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Timo42
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A more recent vid of Ian...
