Albatros

poopie pants

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Had a bit of a scare this evening.

was down at the beach with a gal friend sitting on a bench and this really old drunk dude wearing a fanny pack came wobblin up behind us and I flashed on this thread. What if old ian had sent one of his many hit man pals.

But then the dude keeled over, vomited on himself and ripped a nasty one. We left just to be on the safe side.

 

poopie pants

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Can't be bothered to read the updates since I took off, but guess who's in your time zone dubes? See you soooooooon.
Do you haive youre GoPro withe you?

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iandubin

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Now then pet avian, if that really is your name, you are really starting to get up my nose, You promised to be here monday and didn't show and then again today and didn't show. I have warned the terrified Ghurka guards at the club to be on the lookout for a tiny bowman with a machete and to gently turn him away without harm. I was holed up all day with gracie grape-nips in her lair in the lanes, trembling in fear of your dire approach and being comforted in other ways.

Now then, fireman perhaps you are (and I have the greatest respect for the men who risk their lives to save others) and bowman perhaps you are, maybe a J35? But one thing is for sure and that is you are full of shit.

You sure as hell ain't Chas' pal Juggy off Comanche you little pissant.

Chas with Juggy.jpg

And as for being an ex-SEAL, don't make me laugh. Ex-SEALs don't become underpaid NYFD heroes, They take contracts with Blackwater and London firms that are above your pay grade and spend their on-time making USD$1000 per day, eating great food and lolling about on supercontainer ships catching rays and fondling their Barretts and M4s waiting for Somali pirates to blow to shit in the Gulf.

So just quit embarrassing yourself with transparent bullshit and fuckaway off.

Over and out

The Dubinator (I really like that and thanks and some peanuts to whichever monkey came up with that)

 

CrushDigital

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I walked away from this thread for a few days but I'm sure glad I came back. I missed the insane ranting and name dropping. Can I try too?

Everyone hear better watch their mouth's or they're gonna have to deal with my good mates Barney and Bam-Bam. Bam-Bam picked up an MBE and a VC while running interference for some SO in the AO. If you cross those Chuckster, a Sri Lankan with a penchant for wet work, but who's now an MP, will have you doing KP on the QT. But I digress.

Did I do this right?

 
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Which one is Juggy?

Guy on the left looks like a cunt

Left Hook has posted a photo of he and Bill Clinton. so what?

and your outdated (like everything else) on your ship security wages

most of that business has dried up. like your bollocks.

don't need ex seals to do that. you practically have people willing to pay to do it.

kind of like helo pilots after the viet nam war

you stupid asshole

 
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iandubin

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I walked away from this thread for a few days but I'm sure glad I came back. I missed the insane ranting and name dropping. Can I try too?

Everyone hear better watch their mouth's or they're gonna have to deal with my good mates Barney and Bam-Bam. Bam-Bam picked up an MBE and a VC while running interference for some SO in the AO. If you cross those Chuckster, a Sri Lankan with a penchant for wet work, but who's now an MP, will have you doing KP on the QT. But I digress.

Did I do this right?
Damn right. If bam bam is a kiwi first name earl give him my absolute best and I kowtow in respect. Now I really do have to put my glasses and suit on and return to my job at the Daily Planet

 

Lono

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In Dubes case, more like "low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery"

What an insufferable asshole.

 

soliton

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I walked away from this thread for a few days but I'm sure glad I came back. I missed the insane ranting and name dropping. Can I try too?

Everyone hear better watch their mouth's or they're gonna have to deal with my good mates Barney and Bam-Bam. Bam-Bam picked up an MBE and a VC while running interference for some SO in the AO. If you cross those Chuckster, a Sri Lankan with a penchant for wet work, but who's now an MP, will have you doing KP on the QT. But I digress.

Did I do this right?
Damn right. If bam bam is a kiwi first name earl give him my absolute best and I kowtow in respect. Now I really do have to put my glasses and suit on and return to my job at the Daily Planet
Bam-bam has the mind of a toddler and wears stoneage diapers; sound familiar?

 

Albatros

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The Dubinator (I really like that and thanks and some peanuts to whichever monkey came up with that)
another trait of these senile interwebs warriors is that irony sarcasm is totally lost on them, but it does raise the level of amusement

The Difference Between Irony & Sarcasm

For many, distinguishing the difference between irony and sarcasm has become incredibly difficult to explain. Many maintain that the defining difference between the two terms lies in the idea that Irony can be involuntary, while sarcasm is deliberate.

Irony, generally speaking, can naturally occur in both language and circumstance; one experiences irony when the opposite of an expected situation or idea occurs. In essence, an individual does not need to go out of their way to experience an ironical situation or idea, they can occur naturally.

Sarcasm, for its part, can make use of irony to make an observation or remark about an idea, person or situation. Sarcasm is generally intended to express ridicule or reservation of an expression or idea. Because of this, sarcasm tends to find more broad usage than irony.

 
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LB 15

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I walked away from this thread for a few days but I'm sure glad I came back. I missed the insane ranting and name dropping. Can I try too?

Everyone hear better watch their mouth's or they're gonna have to deal with my good mates Barney and Bam-Bam. Bam-Bam picked up an MBE and a VC while running interference for some SO in the AO. If you cross those Chuckster, a Sri Lankan with a penchant for wet work, but who's now an MP, will have you doing KP on the QT. But I digress.

Did I do this right?
Not bad at all. Maybe just ramble a bit more and a tad more description of weaponry. But very good.

Looks like the 'write like Ian' contest is well underway!

 

mad

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Blackwater and those general daily pay rates ceased to exist several years ago.

And by the way, the 1000 U.S. $ a day is a myth.

Edit

But obviously as a highly trained specialist you'd know that.

 
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iandubin

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Blackwater and those general daily pay rates ceased to exist several years ago.

And by the way, the 1000 U.S. $ a day is a myth.

Edit

But obviously as a highly trained specialist you'd know that.
Well, you are wrong, but lets just let it lie

 




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