Albatros

Albatros

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In Dubes case, more like "low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery"
Our you sayeng he thicks he inventned the questione marcke?
this might be of interest to "our man in Poland", if the [sarcasm] dubinator [/sarcasm] would be able to invent some more vowels the poor people of Poland might be saved from twisting their tongues in gordian knots.

 
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Blackwater and those general daily pay rates ceased to exist several years ago.

And by the way, the 1000 U.S. $ a day is a myth.

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But obviously as a highly trained specialist you'd know that.
Well, you are wrong, but lets just let it lie
As someone who sometimes brokers above noted arrrangements for many years for a living Dubs, I hereby declare you an idiot. Again.
 
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LB 15

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Hello Ian and everyone. This is so hard for me , you see i am life buoys Mother. Each night after he goes to sleep I like to check through his computer to make sure he hasn't been looking at, well, any 'inappropriate' sites. I see he has been emailing a prostitute in asia only yesterday. Tonight he left this forum logged on and I found it for the first time. I am so sorry for anything he might have said. You see life buoy suffers from a rare form of Tourette's where he can't speak and the only outlet he has is his computer. That's why he swears so much. Please understand he can't help it and really is a nice person.

So I started reading this thread and..oh my god Ian...is it really you? Ian Dubin! After all these years! My God! I don't know if you remember me Ian but we shared a 'moment' back many years ago. You were just starting out in your career back then and how could I resist you? You looked so handsome in your uniform! Do you remember Ian. I walked up to you and ordered a thick shake and fries and you swept me of my feet! I waited until your shift finished and you took me for a moonlit walk and told me of your adventures. Of course you were working undercover at the McDonald's but couldn't tell me who you worked for. You had just got back from the Far East and you told me about your trip and as I recall, you told me you ate the last mango in Paris, took the last plane out of Saigon, took the first fast boat to china (and for some strange reason called me 'Jimmy') and said there is still so much to be done.

Anyway what I night of passion we had! Right there behind the garbage cans in the McDonald's car park. To this day I always remember it and feel a tingle up my spine whenever I enter a car park.. I hope you do to.

I never saw you again after you left me next to the garbage that night, but I followed your career and saw every movie about you. Sean Conary was the best - he reminded me so much of you. Maybe it was the 'tash. I moved from Hong Kong to Australia and raised my son alone. It is a struggle with all his issues but we get by. But Ian there is something I must tell you.

From that night I bore a son.

Your son.

Ian , You are life buoys father!

 
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iandubin

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Hello Ian and everyone. This is so hard for me , you see i am life buoys Mother. Each night after he goes to sleep I like to check through his computer to make sure he hasn't been looking at, well, any 'inappropriate' sites. I see he has been emailing a prostitute in asia only yesterday. Tonight he left this forum logged on and I found it for the first time. I am so sorry for anything he might have said. You see life buoy suffers from a rare form of Tourette's where he can't speak and the only outlet he has is his computer. That's why he swears so much. Please understand he can't help it and really is a nice person.

So I started reading this thread and..oh my god Ian...is it really you? Ian Dubin! After all these years! My God! I don't know if you remember me Ian but we shared a 'moment' back many years ago. You were just starting out in your career back then and how could I resist you? You looked so handsome in your uniform! Do you remember Ian. I walked up to you and ordered a thick shake and fries and you swept me of my feet! I waited until your shift finished and you took me for a moonlit walk and told me of your adventures. Of course you were working undercover at the McDonald's but couldn't tell me who you worked for. You had just got back from the Far East and you told me about your trip and as I recall, you told me you ate the last mango in Paris, took the last plane out of Saigon, took the first fast boat to china (and for some strange reason called me 'Jimmy') and said there is still so much to be done.

Anyway what I night of passion we had! Right there behind the garbage cans in the McDonald's car park. To this day I always remember it and feel a tingle up my spine whenever I enter a car park.. I hope you do to.

I never saw you again after you left me next to the garbage that night, but I followed your career and saw every movie about you. Sean Conary was the best - he reminded me so much of you. Maybe it was the 'tash. I moved from Hong Kong to Australia and raised my son alone. It is a struggle with all his issues but we get by. But Ian there is something I must tell you.

From that night I bore a son.

Your son.

Ian , You are life buoys father!
Jessus man, I hope you are getting paid for some of this shit :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: B)

 

LB 15

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Mrs Buoy,

Thanks for the history and advice about your son's 'problem'.

We do have a tradition here, SO SHOW US YOUR TITS OR FUCK OFF!!!
Well! I never! Who are these rude people? I knew nothing good would come of getting him this iPad.

Dear oh dear.

Boy! Stop licking the windows and get over here you retard!

 

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