almost too perfect

[Aviator]

Quick, I need the weed stick!

 

[JoeyG]

John we told you to scrub the bottom at the dock, not at the windward mark.

 

[locster13]

I can't stand the color of this thing anymore. I can't stand it.

 

[DevonBill]

OK, One kick for rocks, two kicks you go straight!

 

[BJammin]

blblbll lbbbllblblblblb lblbl blblblbl blblblblblbl blblblb!!!

 

[ballsize]

ease the fallguy

 

[Bhamil2406]

Y M C A It's fun to stay at the.....

 

[phillysailor]

He heard it would help his rash.

 

[samwise]

Skipper: "I said go to the head first, not go in head first...!"

 

[padams]

Man in the water: I'll go grab the clew of the jib and pull it in a little more.

Guy on the deck: NO, DON'T STEP THERE!! Shit, well there goes the new guy.

New Guy: SO COLD*Thwack*

BALLS HURT REALLY BAD *Thwack*

PULL ME OUT *Thwack*

Guy on deck: Hold on we got to get the jib furled.

New Guy: SHIT *BAM*

THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH *Thwack*

 

[miahmouse]

"WHARRGARBL!!!!"

 

[Jesse Falsone]

OK, who McLube'd the bow sprit?!

 

[thebowman]

Shrimping?

 

[AFTERGLOW]

No Cap, were good, didn't hit the mark!

 

[moorecomp]

"Got it!"

 

[hannibal]

"just wait till ya see this GoPro clip"

 

[BalticBandit]

These new Gender PC Figureheads are slow...

 

[Moosebone13]

I don't think those bow appendages are legal!?

 

[Rum Runner]

Oops, I think I dropped something down there.

 

[doesitfloat]

This proves my point.

You can't teach stupid.