mikewof
mikewof
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If it makes you feel any better, that mess would be on the "relatively clean" end of the spectrum of some of the past rentals that I managed. I tend to base them on the number of roll-offs that I need to clear the place out. My record is three. And that wasn't me hiring anyone, it was me dragging that excrement out of the house but by bit over weeks of soul-crushing labor. At the worst point, I had to trash a teenage girl's personal stuff and even her diary. Her reprobate parents couldn't manage their alcoholism well enough to even help their daughter hold onto some faint tendrils of her young life.I finally got my cunt of a "tenant" out this past weekend. She was ruled evicted by the court back in Oct, but was given a grace period where if she got out by the next Friday (1 Week), he would not file the eviction against her record. She said fine, she would leave. And then the very next monday appealed, which held up the entire process. We just had the appeals hearing two weeks ago and was again told by the judge to GTFO because she didn't meet any grounds for appeal, but he again gave her the week to clear out and he would not file the eviction against her record. We also offered her money, deposit back, etc to get her to leave the place clean and undamaged. She agreed to meet me at the house this past Sunday at 1pm to turn over the keys. Of course she was a no show and I had to get a locksmith to open the house and change the locks. This is what we walked into this.......
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I have never seen a more disgusting, filthy sight in my life. The 1 year old refrigerator is going to have to be tossed as it smells like there is a dead body rotted inside. The new GE Profile stove we put in a year ago is so disgustingly caked with burned on food that our cleaner says she'll never get it clean enough to use again. Half eaten chicken bones from KFC in the bedroom. Food everywhere on the floor. And this was not an anomaly. Everytime I went over there to do anything, the kitchen was a filthy health hazard. She was a fat white trash girl who lived in her own filth.
We had had a few late payment issues with her in the past when she had fallen on hard times. But after enough chasing, she usually made it back up. As soon as covid and the moratorium hit, she immediately took advantage and just stopped paying. Cold. And ignored any calls to figure out how to catch her back up. She would then tell the usual tale..... "I've lost my job, I was in a car accident, blah blah blah". But we knew she had a good job. In mediation, she said she would pay $500 over the current rent if she could stay, but offered no money to catch up the back rent. We knew it was her usual stall tactic. She was denied for the COVID rental assistance because she made too much money. The Marshall who ran the court pulled us aside after the 2nd time in court to evict her said in any normal times, she would have been gone in weeks or LEO would have shown up at her door and dragged her out into the street and then locked her stuff in the house. He said now with the sensitivity around covid and evicting people, Judges have been bending over backwards to make it reasonable for the tenant who might be in a bad spot. But he said he sees more like my white trash bitch just trying to capitalize on the situation and landlords like me trying to work with them, than people who are down on their lock and Landlords who are just being dicks.
Fuck her and the box of twinkies she rode in on!!! And @ShortForBob - I'd be tickled pink if this lying bitch were homeless during Christmas and living under an overpass in the snow. She deserves everything she gets. With an eviction on her record in this tight market, I'd be surprised if she could rent an abandoned crack house.