Anyone Contract Ebola Today (August 10)?

[Sol Rosenberg]

We need to confront this issue head on. With that in mind, we need to know who among us has contracted Ebola, so that we might avoid contact with their precious bodily fluids, and thereby save ourselves.

So we will need to keep track of this on an ongoing basis. How are we all doing today?

 

[Dog]

I had some for breakfast.

 

[Spatial Ed]

I've taken personal responsibility for my own health and instituted a policy to only touch things with salad tongs.

 

[Saorsa]

Four new cases in Nigeria as of Friday.

 

[Mark K]

Our cat horked up a hairball last night. Should we be concerned?

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

Our cat horked up a hairball last night. Should we be concerned?

That depends on whether any cats in Nigeria hacked up hairballs last night.

 

[Saorsa]

Our cat horked up a hairball last night. Should we be concerned?

Probably not.

 

[Mark K]

Our cat horked up a hairball last night. Should we be concerned?

That depends on whether any cats in Nigeria hacked up hairballs last night.

Nigeria is bat country. Big ones, little ones, middling sized ones. All kinds of bats. Lots of bats. Way too many fucking bats. We may be OK.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

seems there is a relationship between ebola contagion and battiness.

 

[d'ranger]

No Ebolo, had some questionable sushi last night that thought was going to give me a case of Happy Jacks. Luckily it passed.

 

[Raz'r]

Went sailing. Some water splashed on me. Kmcabe says we dont know how its transmitted so I may be in trouble. Even worse, it was out of long beach.

 

[Ned]

Minor case of Polynesian Paralysis after lunch. Otherwise A-OK.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

I got some poison ivy contact with my arm today, when I was trimming the perimeter of FBRF (Fact-Based Reality Fortress). Is itching a sign of Ebola? The CDC doesn't say it is, but I'm pretty sure they don't know what they are talking about, because they don't have Superior Knowledge. No rest for the heathens tonight, I guess.

 

[mainsheetsister]

I spent the weekend with a bunch of batty Civil War re-enactors passing cigars and whiskey flasks around. And around.

Do they do that in Nigeria?

Should I be concerned?

Please advise.

 

[Spatial Ed]

Do magic underpants protect you from Ebola?

 

[Saorsa]

Hey, it's just a bunch of dead african black folks.

Mock away and feel proud.

 

[Battlecheese]

Do magic underpants protect you from Ebola?

Only if worn outside your jeans.

 

[Keith]

I spent the weekend with a bunch of batty Civil War re-enactors passing cigars and whiskey flasks around. And around.

Do they do that in Nigeria?

Should I be concerned?

Please advise.

If they had Oban or Lagavulin, single malt, in those flasks, you will be immune too everything.....

 

[GRUMPY]

West African flight attendants....