Are you woke?

[hasher]

Do you not so secretly hate woman? One point.

Does another's sexual preference threaten you? One point.

Do you believe you earned the money that your daddy gave you? One point.

Do you think that carrying a gun makes you Matt Dillon? One point.

Do you destroy the environment because god is coming anyway? One point.

 

[MR.CLEAN]

at about 0615 today

 

[billy backstay]

at about 0615 today

Me too, then I snoozed for another 45 minutes....

 

[justsomeguy!]

Do you not so secretly hate woman? One point.

Depends on which woman, I suppose.

 

[hasher]

Depends on which woman, I suppose.

woman old oxford says: Women considered as a group; womankind

 

[justsomeguy!]

woman old oxford says: Women considered as a group; womankind

Ah. Then no points for me.

 

[Mrleft8]

I slept late, but the dog woke me.

 

[jerseyguy]

Woke? I’m barely awake!

 

[Teener]

I aspire to be woke.
Life is a series of constant improvements for the self aware. My most recent realization is that my intolerance of the intolerant is a weakness to be overcome.

 

[dacapo]

at about 0615 today

i was woke b4 you. 5:30 but really not totally woke until I had my jug o coffee

 

[Ishmael]

6:30, because the fucking cat was hungry and yowling.

 

[kent_island_sailor]

I am half-awoke, looking for coffee.

 

[BeSafe]

Generally 4:30-4:45. Work starts at 6.

 

[billsreef]

Alarm went off at 6:30. Wasn't actually woke until my second cup of coffee about half hour later.

 

[veni vidi vici]

Do you not so secretly hate woman? One point.

Does another's sexual preference threaten you? One point.

Do you believe you earned the money that your daddy gave you? One point.

Do you think that carrying a gun makes you Matt Dillon? One point.

Do you destroy the environment because god is coming anyway? One point.

Get mental health

 

[MR.CLEAN]

i was woke b4 you. 5:30 but really not totally woke until I had my jug o coffee

I just had my third cup of triple espresso. I'm way woker than you!

 

[giegs]

Can't be woke if you haven't been sleepin' on it.

 

[WhoaTed]

Woke, then a poke, followed by a toke. I’m stoked.

 

[veni vidi vici]

I just had my third cup of triple espresso. I'm way woker than you!

I was doing some boat building in Miami and got in the habit of Cuban coffee which is wonderful, however beware of one shot over the line!

 

[giegs]

I was doing some boat building in Miami and got in the habit of Cuban coffee which is wonderful, however beware of one shot over the line!

A short breve cubano is one of life's great pleasures.