Ashes 21/22

[Alhadder]

Just checked in here to see if there was an Ashes 21/22 thread and no.

So here it is.

Australia has a new captain and a new wicketkeeper. Broad has not been named for England.

England won the toss and about to face the first ball.

C'mon Aussie C'Mon

 

[Alhadder]

You little beauty. First ball of the series and Starc bowls Burns. Golden Duck!!!

 

[Alhadder]

Bam. Make that three!!! Root goes for a duck too.

Series over already and we haven't got to the first drinks break yet  :lol:

Hey @LB 15 hop in here for some commentary to pile on @mad @main man and the other Poms who frequent this place 

 

[LB 15]

You little beauty. First ball of the series and Starc bowls Burns. Golden Duck!!!

And that fuckwit Warne didn't want him in the side! 

 

[LB 15]

Bam. Make that three!!! Root goes for a duck too.

Series over already and we haven't got to the first drinks break yet  :lol:

Hey @LB 15 hop in here for some commentary to pile on @mad @main man and the other Poms who frequent this place 

I am here mate but at 3 for 20 the Poms haven't showed up yet. I am going to the Gabba in about 20 mins. Do the Barmy Army have a favebook page? I might post a dick pick.

 

[Alhadder]

Better get there soon LB coz they might be all out by lunch as Stokes has now got himself out too  :lol:

 

[Tunnel Rat]

At least they got to lunch without loosing another one........

Just out of interest what skeletons has Cummins got rattling around in his wardrobe? 

 

[Alhadder]

At least they got to lunch without loosing another one........

Just out of interest what skeletons has Cummins got rattling around in his wardrobe? 

Hameed didn't last long after lunch though TR  :lol:

 

[00seven]

6/112

 

[Alhadder]

Now make it 8 for. @LB 15 what's the atmosphere like at the Gabba?

 

[Alhadder]

And they didn't get to 150 and now the rain is pissing down. Hope you're staying dry LB

 

[Alhadder]

Just out of interest what skeletons has Cummins got rattling around in his wardrobe? 

What were you saying about skeletons in Cummins closet?  With a 5 for on Test Captain debut me thinks there ain't any  :lol:  

Remind me how your highly experienced Test Captain fared today...oh that's right he got a duck  :lol:

 

[The Main Man]

I thought about starting our usual thread…

Dear oh dear, what a horror show…

 

[The Main Man]

Only England can take a look at that wicket, leave out Anderson and Broad and then bat first. Still, at least Rory has written himself into Ashes folklore like Harmison and the first ball to 2nd slip!

 

[LB 15]

I got there in time to see Captain Pat get his five for and to tip in a few beers. Heading in for day two shortly. It is going to be a big one so if I start posting bullshit this afternoon...Oh never mind.

This is gold!


Police ‘launch investigation’ into England’s humiliating Ashes collapse


You know you’ve had a shocking start to the Ashes when you were so bad an Australian police force says it needs to get involved.

Queensland Police landed a cruel sledge on social media as the tourists’ brittle batting order fell to pieces.

“Queensland Police are launching an investigation into a group impersonating a Test batting order at the Gabba,” they tweeted.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/police-launch-investigation-into-englands-humiliating-ashes-collapse/news-story/2bf4a608d205afbd46d4af8e6e9359f1

 

[The Main Man]

^  :lol:

 

[LB 15]

I am SA’s boots on the ground. Coming to you live and ad free from the members bar.

 

[Tunnel Rat]

I got there in time to see Captain Pat get his five for and to tip in a few beers. Heading in for day two shortly. It is going to be a big one so if I start posting bullshit this afternoon...Oh never mind.

This is gold!


Police ‘launch investigation’ into England’s humiliating Ashes collapse


You know you’ve had a shocking start to the Ashes when you were so bad an Australian police force says it needs to get involved.

Queensland Police landed a cruel sledge on social media as the tourists’ brittle batting order fell to pieces.

“Queensland Police are launching an investigation into a group impersonating a Test batting order at the Gabba,” they tweeted.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/police-launch-investigation-into-englands-humiliating-ashes-collapse/news-story/2bf4a608d205afbd46d4af8e6e9359f1

Ouch, brutal!

 

[Alhadder]

I got there in time to see Captain Pat get his five for and to tip in a few beers. Heading in for day two shortly. It is going to be a big one so if I start posting bullshit this afternoon...Oh never mind.

This is gold!


Police ‘launch investigation’ into England’s humiliating Ashes collapse


You know you’ve had a shocking start to the Ashes when you were so bad an Australian police force says it needs to get involved.

Queensland Police landed a cruel sledge on social media as the tourists’ brittle batting order fell to pieces.

“Queensland Police are launching an investigation into a group impersonating a Test batting order at the Gabba,” they tweeted.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/police-launch-investigation-into-englands-humiliating-ashes-collapse/news-story/2bf4a608d205afbd46d4af8e6e9359f1

Saw that...thought it was hilarious