Ask Bruce anything.

[LB 15]

AKA Lonleyboy 15 (and numerous sock puppets)

Who are the sockpuppets that belong to Mr. LB15?  Why does he feel he needs to make sockpuppets?  Mr. LB15 must be very lonely and sad if he feels he needs to make fun of other people on SA.  What can we do to make Mr. LB15 happy so he doesn't do these things that his mum taught him were bad things?

Your 4th post and all directed at me. What I don’t get is why a sock starts another sock? Are you concerned that you will damage the high esteem you are held in  as ‘mrs octopus’? 

And Yes I truly do love this place. 

 

[LB 15]

Question for Bruce.

When downwind in your laser, do you sheet from the deck block or from the boom? Please elaborate.

This should bring out the inner engineer in him. He has worked with them you know...

 

[VWAP]

AKA Lonleyboy 15 (and numerous sock puppets)

What can we do to make Mr. LB15 happy so he doesn't do these things that his mum taught him were bad things?

Make him one of those Australian cupcakes he is always talking about.

 

[fastyacht]

Make him one of those Australian cupcakes he is always talking about.

 

[silent bob]

 

[jack_sparrow]

Bruce how do you ride a skateboard in those heels???

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[Kenny Dumas]

Who’s Bruce?  And why does he care?

 

[LB 15]

Who’s Bruce?  And why does he care?

He cares about everything. And knows about it as well. Get a 6 pack, turn your phone off, clear the diary, get comfortable and head over to the Greta thread to read a few of his posts. But pick the ones with less than a thousand words.

 

[shaggybaxter]

Hi Bruce,

I have some marital problems.
And some weeping sores.

Should I stop sleeping with my wife, or the kids pet blue ringed octopus? 

 

[Fah Kiew Tu]

Hi Bruce,

I have some marital problems.
And some weeping sores.

Should I stop sleeping with my wife, or the kids pet blue ringed octopus? 

Be fair - when it comes to questions about sleeping with women, you're *way* outside his area of expertise.

FKT

 

[LB 15]

Be fair - when it comes to questions about sleeping with women, you're *way* outside his area of expertise.

FKT

He doesn't appear to do a lot of sleeping of any kind.

 

[SloopJonB]

Doesn't everyone here (know everything, that is)?

No - only a handful of us do.

There is a significant group of utter morans. They can be recognized by their red hats.

They think they know stuff but they are in fact almost totally ignorant.

Few of them even know about sailboats, much less own one.

 

[Kenny Dumas]

Thanks LB. I am now enlightened. I knew there was a reason I’d been avoiding that thread. 

So Bruce:  Why do boats win races by pinching upwind in opposing current?  How does the “lee bow” effect push the keel to weather?

 

[Ed Lada]

Don’t all Limeys do this ?

No, just many.

 

[Black Sox]

Does Bruce know more than Mike Wof?

 

[Ed Lada]

Does Bruce know more than Mike Wof?

Inconceivable!  

 

[hoom]

I just gotta know his number tho :blink:

 

[Jason AUS]

AKA Lonleyboy 15 (and numerous sock puppets)

Who are the sockpuppets that belong to Mr. LB15? 

He doesn’t need sock puppets... Sock puppets are for people who care what other people think. Or who want to hide.

LB15 is neither of those things.

 

[mad]

What did Bruce do before Google was invented?

FKT

Didn’t he invent Google? Or at least advise in the development stages? 

 

[Marinatrix447]