Aussie Government blow it (Again)

[RobG]

Mate will your dog be called to give evidence??

Front page headline of "Dan Does the Dirty on Dan the Dachshund" will be a hoot. :lol:

"Dan's dirty dog wash"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaA5TIc6Cvk

 

[LB 15]

Dirty Dan’s done dirt cheap?

 

[furr_ball]

Dans on press briefing

More Suburb lockdowns and hard lockdowns for some high density towers for min 5 days

pretty good definitive leadership cause the numbers are going off

 

[SCARECROW]

easy to say 'cause its not me but I'd like to see the suburban lock down being a lot harder.

to be honest i think a Kiwi style lock down for greater Melbourne for 4 weeks is probably the best option and that will effect me. 

 

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Dans on press briefing

More Suburb lockdowns and hard lockdowns for some high density towers for min 5 days

pretty good definitive leadership cause the numbers are going off

There's a lot of disaffected youths in those buildings who will be messaging each other about this racist lockdown.

It's going to get real ugly.

Racist because that's how they think.

It's a good decision for the rest of the community but we're going to see nursing home type numbers for hospitalisations and deaths.

Did I say ugly?

 

[SCARECROW]

Wonder where I tender to provide guard service for one of the buildings.  Sounds like an easy gig where you don’t even have to check you staff are turning up.

 

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Wonder where I tender to provide guard service for one of the buildings.  Sounds like an easy gig where you don’t even have to check you staff are turning up.

There will be no private guards here. However ABC reports 500 police will be on-site.

Probably with guns. What could possibly go wrong....

 

[SCARECROW]

Cops won’t be there long.  I’ll get my union to put in a good word.  What’s the point of having a labour government if I can’t get jobs though union lobbying 

 

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Police Association suitable?

 

[SCARECROW]

Police Association suitable?

Story I saw on one of the channels is they don’t want the job.

 

[olaf hart]

So, a five day lockdown, government will provide food and daily needs.

Will the police deliver their drugs as well?

The security guards knew where to buy them...

 

[The Dark Knight]

Watch the crime rate drop

 

[LB 15]

Wonder where I tender to provide guard service for one of the buildings.  Sounds like an easy gig where you don’t even have to check you staff are turning up.

Not to mention all the free sex and easy access to Cigarette lighters.

 

[LB 15]

There's a lot of disaffected youths in those buildings who will be messaging each other about this racist lockdown.

It's going to get real ugly.

Racist because that's how they think.

It's a good decision for the rest of the community but we're going to see nursing home type numbers for hospitalisations and deaths.

Did I say ugly?

It will be all the white hand wringing BLM activists wailing about injustice from their nice middle class bayside homes that will be the loudest. Attention seekers lives matter as well you know. 

 

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It will be all the white hand wringing BLM activists wailing about injustice from their nice middle class bayside homes that will be the loudest. Attention seekers lives matter as well you know. 

The will wail a little bit. When the carnage becomes obvious, they will turn tail and run. Screaming for the government to keep the virus locked up in those towers.

And fuck you cunt. You really pissed me off with some of your bushfire victim trolling.

 

[SCARECROW]

I wonder who will me smart/motivated enough to set up a government subsided food truck park in the building carparks.  The government is going to have to spend buckets to keep residents happy.

 

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I wonder who will me smart/motivated enough to set up a government subsided food truck park in the building carparks.  The government is going to have to spend buckets to keep residents happy.

A donut truck for the cop?

 

[The Dark Knight]

If Dan was smart and wanted to keep the residents happy, he'd allow the resident meth dealers to ply their trade throughout the buildings

 

[SCARECROW]

A donut truck for the cop?

That my friend is why they pay you the big bucks

 

[SCARECROW]

If Dan was smart and wanted to keep the residents happy, he'd allow the resident meth dealers to ply their trade throughout the buildings

don't worry, they're on it:

"The premier said authorities have worked through the night to provide essential services including food, drug and alcohol support, mental health services and support for those with pre-existing health conditions to all residents."