Snaggletooth
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Thackes jsg, aftere my poeste theire wase allotte of confussione...........
Balloon spy
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justsomeguy!
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You're welcome. I don't understand why @pusslicker missed that response.
Trump Dick Swallower. aka The Joker.
Snaggletooth
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That ist incorrectte and uneccessarrey
justsomeguy!
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JFC, it's been in eight other threads already.
Which part?
Snaggletooth
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TDS and Jokere
I agree that Joker is unnecessary.
Snaggletooth
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Ande what our you plans?
(The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk has been seething with envy over the media attention garnered by the Chinese spy balloon, the Twitter C.E.O. revealed.
“I don’t get it,” he said. “I’m super cool and interesting, and it’s just a freaking balloon. What does it even do? Just stupid balloon shit.”
“Probably, if the balloon was running Twitter, people would be willing to come into the office instead of working remotely,” he continued. “Oh, yeah, everybody just loves their precious balloon.”
Musk disclosed that the sensation the balloon has created is making him consider becoming a balloon himself.
“Only I wouldn’t be some boring balloon like that one,” he said. “Maybe I’d play music or have flashing lights, like at a rave. People would be, like, ‘Elon is such a freaking cool balloon.’ You’ll see.”
“I don’t get it,” he said. “I’m super cool and interesting, and it’s just a freaking balloon. What does it even do? Just stupid balloon shit.”
“Probably, if the balloon was running Twitter, people would be willing to come into the office instead of working remotely,” he continued. “Oh, yeah, everybody just loves their precious balloon.”
Musk disclosed that the sensation the balloon has created is making him consider becoming a balloon himself.
“Only I wouldn’t be some boring balloon like that one,” he said. “Maybe I’d play music or have flashing lights, like at a rave. People would be, like, ‘Elon is such a freaking cool balloon.’ You’ll see.”
That's secret.
Snaggletooth
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Thast OK to.........
phill_nz
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this answer is obviously wrong
one cannot swallow something that barely makes it past the front teeth
Bus Driver
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I anticipate that will soon be blamed on either President Biden or that evil criminal supermind - Hillary.
MagentaLine
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not only are some of you guys still obsessed with trump, but you apparently have a fetish for his penis. Prove me wrong.
badlatitude
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Do you know what TDS is?
TDS is having a US president who lies straight to your face nearly 31,000 times.
TDS is having a president who loads his pockets with government money
TDS is witnessing eight campaign finance crimes & coverups.
TDS is seven charges of obstruction.
TDS is watching 18 attempts to steal the 2020 election.
TDS is election fraud.
TDS is wire fraud to the tune of 250 million dollars.
TDS is watching 400,000 Americans die unnecessarily of covid.
TDS is watching the worst jobs president in American history lose 4.7 million jobs.
TDS is watching a president play golf almost 300 times at the cost of 144 million dollars.
TDS is attempting to bribe a foreign president.
TDS is the vast amount of other Trump crimes the Republican Party turned a blind eye to protect one of their own.
TDS is the fool who understands the list of those crimes and more and proclaims Trump's innocence and that they will vote for him again. You have it bad, and you don't even know it.
kent_island_sailor
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had to block the sock
MagentaLine
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How long did it take you to type that diatribe? Ergo…tds.
