Better than the french toast girl?

[random]

Urine is sterile, what's the problem here?

 

[VWAP]

Urine is sterile, what's the problem here?

You have some weird fetishes 




Golden Showers 101: Everything You Wanted to Know About Pee Play







 




From power dynamics to wet sex and eating pineapples, a beginners guide to urophilia.

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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bmbxqm/golden-showers-101-everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-pee-play

 

[WCB]

Urine is sterile, what's the problem here?

That's a myth...it's not sterile

 

[some dude]

eating pineapples?

 

[Left Shift]

eating pineapples?

Reported to be very tasty in certain contexts.  Sort of the opposite of asparagus.

 

[random]

Sorry, killed it as soon as she put her hands on her hips and posed.  What shit it must be after that.

 

[random]

So she says to her pimp.

"I think we would make a shit load out of limp dick old guys if I did this cooking show with me in a in a bikini!"

But it's typical American, just like stuffing bills into a strippers g-sting, you rarely call it for what it is, fondling disguised as payment, voyeurism disguised as a cooking show, old white cunts getting a tingle in their knob but nothing happens after that.

It's sick, in a sick way, because the women doing it are laughing at you.

 

[billy backstay]

eating pineapples?

I think the myth is that eating pineapples makes ones cum taste like it, kind of like stinky asparagus pee?

 

[Bruce T. Shark]

hope shes not cooking any pork

https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/smithfield-employee-accused-of-urinating-on-production-line/1528482098

Yah, i saw the ambulance heading there on my way to work yesterday....

 

[Rasputin22]

Odd that they would 'mansplain' 50,000 lbs of ham as being equivalent to '5 AFRICAN Elephants' when it appears the fellow pissing looks to be an African-American. 

    Nice touch that he put his gloves back on after handling himself...

 

[some dude]

I think the myth is that eating pineapples makes ones cum taste like it, kind of like stinky asparagus pee?

Ah so.  OK in that case I'm willing to eat pineapples.

 

[LB 15]

We get it.  You like dick.  That's fine.  To each his own.  Consenting adults and all that.

Fuck I love this place.

 

[Left Shift]

I think the myth is that eating pineapples makes ones cum taste like it, kind of like stinky asparagus pee?

Not a myth at all, according to my mistress.  

 

[Snaggletooth]

Guess it's better than watching kangaroos fuck or whatever you guys do for fun in the ass end of the planet.

Morre peopel saile downe theire.  Thay our notte realley nearre the ass;

 

[LB 15]

Guess it's better than watching kangaroos fuck or whatever you guys do for fun in the ass end of the planet.

Hey that was a pretty good comeback. How come you are not out trick or treating with you Mum today?

 

[LB 15]

Not a myth at all, according to my mistress.  

She told me that Bananas do it it as well. And according to the guy ahead of me it was strawberries. So you are the pineapple guy she talked about. She said it is easy to remember you because pineapple can be bitter and have tiny pricks on them.

 

[El Borracho]

She told me that Bananas do it it as well. And according to the guy ahead of me it was strawberries. So you are the pineapple guy she talked about. She said it is easy to remember you because pineapple can be bitter and have tiny pricks on them.

Post of the Day! Game over. Everybody go home. Meet back here tomorrow.

 

[Left Shift]

Post of the Day! Game over. Everybody go home. Meet back here tomorrow.

No, no, no.   You were fooling around with the rubber and plastic bot with the AI voice mechanism.    The flesh and bones girl made her in shop class to keep the pesky boys like you distracted while she got on with her life.  She did an amazing job on that bot, didn't she.  Programmed it to be quite the little joke box, although I helped her write that pineapple line.

 

[warbird]

On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 1:48 AM, LB 15 said:

Discuss...

I have that grill. Great cooking surface, cast iron burners, super heat control...…….

 

[VWAP]