Bidet anarchy:

[LionessRacing]

Returned from a few days at a resort and now the wife fancies a bidet.

The model at the resort appeared to be a Toto c5 Or equivalen.

any suggestions on vendors & models for US plumbing?

willing to update toilet concurrently to get the higher seat height.

 

[billy backstay]

We added Amazon attachments to normal chair height oval bowl toilets, only 25 bucks each IIRC, but it was a couple years ago. When traveling it's the thing I miss the most!! URL won't transfer?

EDIT - Chair height oval bowl toilets were just over $200 at Lowes. Smaller round bowls can interfere with ones dangly bits!

SlimEdge Simple Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Dual Nozzle, Fresh Water Spray, Non Electric, Easy to Install, Brass Inlet and Internal Valve​

 

[Bus Driver]

Back at the beginning of the pandemic, when you couldn't buy TP, I installed one.

 

[Ed Lada]

Just go all the way and get a Japanese toilet with all the bells and whistles (Literally, some models even come with music,).

 

[Captain Ketamine]

 

[billy backstay]

Just go all the way and get a Japanese toilet with all the bells and whistles (Literally, some models even come with music,).

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That must be a 1980's model, back when Ed was stationed there; no music stations???

 

[MisterMoon]

I've got five of these in my house and purchased a couple for my mom, my in-laws, and my daughter's place. I think they are pretty great for $35-60 each on Amazon.

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[billy backstay]

I've got five of these in my house and purchased a couple for my mom, my in-laws, and my daughter's place. I think they are pretty great for $35-60 each on Amazon.

LUXE Bidet — Premium Quality Bidets

Get Premium Bidet Attachments at Affordable Prices. Healthy Home Hygiene for Everyone. A Better Bathroom Experience Starts Here.

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This one looks better than the ones we got from Amazon!! The sprayer swings out of the way when cleaning the bowl, ours do not. And the proper term for an oval bowl is elongated bowl.

 

[tane]

First time in France the American sees a bidet:
"Ah, that's for babys washing in!"
comes the reply: "No, that's for babys washing out!"

 

[Mid]

bum guns , been using 'em since , forever .

 

[Quickstep192]

My house has all Toto toilets and they're great.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

My house has all Toto toilets and they're great.

i agree, but we got the inwall units so no adding stuff to them..

 

[LionessRacing]

Ended up with the Toto C5's. Wife's happy with them so far

 

[Mark_K]

Just go all the way and get a Japanese toilet with all the bells and whistles (Literally, some models even come with music,).

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No wi-fi?? All that control hardware could be on an app. Practical joke potential = "Awesome"

 

[D.M.D.]

So, let me get this straight........After I get douched in the rear, how do you get dry?? Do you still need to swipe to dry yourself completely? If so, does this not somehow defeat the purpose of the personal enema???

 

[Wet Spreaders]

We have a high voltage switcher IC in the Toto "washtoilet". Notwithstanding my confidence in our product line, I still worry about the confluence of conductive moisture, mains electricity and my junk in the same small volume of space. I'll let you guys run some dialectric breakdown tests for a few years before I invest in one.

 

[Mid]

Do you still need to swipe to dry yourself completely?

yes BUT it should be clean water

as opposed to

smearing shit all over ya arse with paper .

 

[chester]

yes BUT it should be clean water

as opposed to

smearing shit all over ya arse with paper .

ok, that was uncalled for.

 

[Charlie Foxtrot]

We've got a bidet in our master bath - a loooong way from the water heater. Haven't used it in the five years we've owned the place. Very close to installing another sink/ counter top in its place.

Dumm question: I can't imagine shooting cold water up my fundamental. Is the cold water really an issue?

 

[Mid]

Is the cold water really an issue?

not in the tropics ..YMMV