So he missed both the gas fill and the water fill and tried to fill his rod holders.Ok, this was just a dumb ass @ the boat ramp
working the marine store, next to the city ramp, guy comes in "hey do you have a hand pump, my boat has got a little water in it"
we've got one of those small battery powered pumps for just this occasion...go out climb onto the tire to get a look in...
12" of gas in the boat
me: "sir that's not water that's gas"
him: "no wonder it cost so much, when I filled up at the gas station"
he pumped fuel into the water fill
Happens at least once a month I think.