Brain Trust Calls The Cops on Whale

casc27

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We let these people vote...and drive next to us on the freeway...and , oh never fuckin' mind. If only those fuckin' whales and the fuckin' sunfish had done humanity a fuckin' favor, bro. (I honestly did not know any actual human being talked like that until I watched that second video, bro.)

 

Ajax

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We let these people vote...and drive next to us on the freeway...and , oh never fuckin' mind. If only those fuckin' whales and the fuckin' sunfish had done humanity a fuckin' favor, bro. (I honestly did not know any actual human being talked like that until I watched that second video, bro.)
They're from New Jersey, what do you expect?

 

PirateDave

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We were in their living room and didn't realize it.  The whales were teaching their young to hunt using us

Wait, where have I heard that BS from?

 

Lono

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What about the recording from a few years back of the j105 entering sf bay and getting a whale hung up between its keel and rudder. I recall the quote in response to the coast guard asking if the whale was hurt being, "I don't know but he looks pretty pissed off!"

 

PirateDave

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Kid on the Mula one has one hell of a vocabulary.

" let's fucking hook that shit and we'll be on the fucking news,  bro"

Probably from some kind of aristocratic family

 

Pokey uh da LBC

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I just kept hoping they'd turn the fucking camera around. Turn that shit around, bro. I gotta see who talks like that? We gotta help'm, Bro. I mean hook'm. Fuck. Lets just call the cops on'm. Fuck! I'm shakin'.

 

Big Show

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Whales are the largest animals on earth and while typically gentle, their sheer size deserves respect. A highly experienced whale rescuer died tragically last year in New Brunswick, Canada after being struck in the head after freeing an adult Right whale from a fishing net. 

https://torontosun.com/2017/07/12/new-brunswick-man-killed-by-whale-he-rescued/wcm/b7e8d5e3-665b-4c13-974b-ac01d7a73b3c

There are only 400 N. Atlantic Right whales left and the people who rescue them know it's a dire situation and every whale is so, so important. The N. Atlantic Right whale is also the second heaviest animal on the planet after the blue whale. Imagine a 200,000lb animal flopping around playfully. 

The sizes are hard to comprehend - from Wiki: Right whales can grow up to more than 18 m (59 ft) long with a highest-recorded length of 19.8 m (65 ft).[9] They weigh 100 short tons (91 t; 89 long tons) or more, reaching 20.7 m (68 ft) with 135,000 kg (298,000 lb) or 21.3 m (70 ft).

 
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jerseyguy

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We let these people vote...and drive next to us on the freeway...and , oh never fuckin' mind. If only those fuckin' whales and the fuckin' sunfish had done humanity a fuckin' favor, bro. (I honestly did not know any actual human being talked like that until I watched that second video, bro.)
Worse than voting, they reproduce.

 

SloopJonB

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a 200,000lb animal flopping around playfully. 

The sizes are hard to comprehend - from Wiki: Right whales can grow up to more than 18 m (59 ft) long with a highest-recorded length of 19.8 m (65 ft).[9] They weigh 100 short tons (91 t; 89 long tons) or more, reaching 20.7 m (68 ft) with 135,000 kg (298,000 lb) or 21.3 m (70 ft).
Think of a playful railroad locomotive.

Just by the by - Blue Whales are the largest creatures that ever lived. Bigger than any dino.

We should manage to completely exterminate the few remaining ones this century.

 
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