Britain replaces a PM - the process unfolds with considerable alacrity

[The Main Man]

Hunt by name

#unt by nature

bug eyed bundle of weirdness

jeremy hunt - Google Search

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Still funny. It’s also happened on several other occasions!

 

[dylan winter]

Liz Truss

small smug gingertop


this is the one that makes me most uncomfortable.

she might very well get the job....

careful word salad offered in response to tough question from Sky

 

[Jules]

Liz Truss

small smug gingertop


this is the one that makes me most uncomfortable.

she might very well get the job....

careful word salad offered in response to tough question from Sky

OMG! You mean your politicians actually allow a question to be fully asked without interruption?

 

[The Q]

Suella Braveman has been thrown out of the race this time.

 

[dylan winter]

Stick with me lads

the way it works in these knockout rounds is that it is a competition to pick up the votes of the early round losers.

So..... the weirdly named Suella (the name a blend of cruella and sue ellen ) Braverman (good part of the name.} The former DG - not the same as yours.

Here she is




that sort of erformance got her chucked out in the latest round.

So everyone looks to see who gets her old votes

top of the list of beneficiaries is Ms Truss

who famously betrayed her own labour voting parents - a lecturer and a nurse




this is the cheese speech in full -

it is a classic of the genre - she was smirking at jokes that fell spectacularly flat



and here is sky confirming it





The last five now have a sort of weekend hustings with the idea to bring it down to two on Monday


we might then get a stitch up and have one

250 tories can do a lot of back room negotiations

what do you think of the system so far lads?

 

[Happy]

Women and Wogs running for Tory leadership/PM?! By god, the Empire has sunk low. Time for another triple gin.

 

[dylan winter]

poor use of language there H

 

[SloopJonB]

poor use of language there H

I suspect it is privately being said in earnest by a hell of a lot of British Tories.

 

[P_Wop]

"Well, I do seem to remember we had a woman PM once before. Yes. Did rather well when Brazil invaded Fiji. Or was it Ascension Island? Can't recall. Anyway after that she blotched her copybook rather. And then wasn't there another one later, Terry Might, wasn't it? At least I assume she was a woman. Never looked under the fence myself, what? Ha ha. Steward, more Club port..."

 

[Sidecar]

"Well Old Chap, I do seem to remember we had a woman PM once before. Yes. Did rather well when Brazil invaded Fiji. Or was it Ascension Island? Can't recall. Anyway after that she blotched her copybook rather. And then wasn't there another one later, Terry Might, wasn't it? Or perhaps I am confusing it with termite. Anyhow. At least I assume she was a woman. Never looked under the fence myself, what? Ha ha. I say, Steward, more Club port...…… Cheers!”.

Fixed.

 

[ShortForBob]

poor use of language there H

I think it was intended as tongue in cheek.. I confess I was wondering the same. How are England's proud boys and NF suppose to vote tory with a british/indian PM?

 

[spankoka]

Terrible attention to detail….. If she was a true blue Tory, her toenails would be painted blue to match her cossie.

She does red cossies as well:

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Apparently, she is in the lead at this point.

 

[SloopJonB]

The UK could do (has done) worse.

 

[Waynemarlow]

The UK could do (has done) worse.

 

[Waynemarlow]

You boys may well be eating your words yet

 

[SloopJonB]

Well, she is a Tory so there's always a strong possibility of that.

 

[Waynemarlow]

Well, she is a Tory so there's always a strong possibility of that.

Now thats very true, but what sort of blue swimsuit Conservative is she ? Do suspect the money that can buy everything Rishi Dishi, the one who wears £490.00 Prada shoes onto a building site, is doing everything to stop her getting into the last two. Watch for the 120 votes for Sunak and then the sudden rise of wooden top LIz overtaking Penny at the last moment.

Talk about another round of Cameronitis of rich boy ideas if he does succeed.

About the only thing good about this election is that it has totally shot Jack Sparrow and LeoV's constant harping about Brexit Briton being full of nothing but racists, to shreds.

 

[dylan winter]

now down to four

all the white men now out

 

[SloopJonB]

A black, female, Tory PM?

Now that would fuck with the Tory base.

 

[Sidecar]

A black, female, Tory PM?

Now that would fuck with the Tory base.

Not going to happpen.

I wonder if Mourdant will do her PM press conferences in a bathing suit?